Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[AnOminous]

But he really wasn't. He legitimately was mixing it with vodka and everclear.

I don't think he started out doing that, though. I think it was so foul tasting he was delusionally believing it actually had significant amounts of alcohol but his alcoholism caught up with him.

 

[Tiggy Skibbles]

Bandana/durag cobra was when he made the best content. The entire Gothic cowboy from hell era has been a massive persistent decline and it just looks like shit, like a homeless 68 year old Vietnam vet.

But you miseed his best look, the leather daddy outfit:


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...I dont hate it

 

[Raxxo's Bedbugs]

For someone with such a low IQ, Cobes really has a way with language.

Pretty sure I heard him say "Involunterribly" the other day and had a laugh.

 

[JanitorJoe]

Paypigs need to be psychologically ANALyzed especially Cobes’, they could be trolls in disguise who are trying to speed run his death because they’re faggot Redditor remnants who hate his guts or just trying to keep him to themselves like their own personal retard, much like what happened with Larson. The issue though is why would you want to “keep” anyone to yourself when they’re boring? There’s no streams, no lives, no content, just Josh drinking himself to death and uploading food not fit for a POW camp.

Withholding something for yourself is only worthwhile if it’s valuable, like clinging to a nugget of gold, instead they’ve turned Cobes into a nugget of shit and pretend they have something special- if they stopped funding him he’d be way more entertaining and might even start cleaning his life up.

So they either hate his existence or they’re self-defeating but otherwise the whole situation is extremely gay

"maybe if i just send him ONE more bottle of vodka he'll go live and we'll have a le ebin meltdown for bog chron to post.." -them

 

[Nana Feeder 9k]

Paypigs need to be psychologically ANALyzed especially Cobes’, they could be trolls in disguise who are trying to speed run his death because they’re faggot Redditor remnants who hate his guts or just trying to keep him to themselves like their own personal retard, much like what happened with Larson. The issue though is why would you want to “keep” anyone to yourself when they’re boring? There’s no streams, no lives, no content, just Josh drinking himself to death and uploading food not fit for a POW camp.

Withholding something for yourself is only worthwhile if it’s valuable, like clinging to a nugget of gold, instead they’ve turned Cobes into a nugget of shit and pretend they have something special- if they stopped funding him he’d be way more entertaining and might even start cleaning his life up.

So they either hate his existence or they’re self-defeating but otherwise the whole situation is extremely gay

On this subject. I've been documenting another, Cobra-like cow in his own contained little subculture atm. He too has a shocking amount of paypigs. Like Cobra, he's only surface-level grateful for any help he gets, immediately justifies it as they more or less owe him money and presents because "I entertain you every day", and doesn't maintain his facade of gratitude for very long before demanding more and more. Also like Cobra, he pretty much gets it on demand. From people he openly abuses quite frequently. And he gets a lot.

I genuinely don't understand paypiggery, because also like Cobes, the people doing it appear to have little to gain from it, and certainly never instigate anything funny or interesting as a result of it. The entire gimmick is literally simply giving a retarded person money, and watching them accept it with what amounts to "About time you paid up..." At the risk of glasstapping I've actually asked some of those people what compels them to pay at all, much less in the amounts and with the frequency they do. All seem fairly embarrassed about it, but none ever have an explanation for why they do it.

I'd love for someone to document the phenomenon.

 

['Ole Dente]

When is the last time he even left the trailer? With all of his food and booze being delivered to him, he doesn't have the opportunity to walk anywhere like he used to. And it seems like he doesn't ride bike anymore either, even when the weather is permittable. The only exercise he's getting is when he cranks his little cobra to internet porn.

In Cobra’s defense, his first apartment was pretty close to where he needed to be. It was a short bike ride up to CY Liquor, the crystal shop he’d occasionally go to, the hardware store for wand supplies and the occasional bars he’d like to haunt. Shortly before being evicted, he got himself banned from CY for going in all fucked up and stinking like booze but if we’re being honest, you need to do a lot more than that to get banned and it likely involved trolls calling the place up.

The second apartment was a different issue altogether. It was a good distance longer to get to those places and his bike tire was flat. He was also banned from the handful of bars he already haunted due to trolls calling in and harassing them.

The third place, his trailer, isn’t exactly way the fuck out of the way but you’re definitely not doing grocery runs on your bike.

At this juncture there’s really not much of a point in going out or riding his bike anywhere. Assuming he did go somewhere, why would he? So people can just call the place up and fuck with him? Reddit homos touched the shit too much and now he isolates himself, he lives in fear of being a problem for people around him and places he goes. Now he just sits in his room and cranks it to Amouranth, he does nothing interesting and talks to nobody interesting. They got exactly what they wanted.

 

[Barbenheimer]

I genuinely don't understand paypiggery

I specify Cobes and others because at least with DSP you can explain paypig behavior as losers playing into the “us vs them” mentality and feeling like a winner by “saving the stream” and sticking it to the trolls. Still gay but understandable on that level

But Cobes? They literally get nothing, he takes the money, ends the begging stream, and goes dark for weeks on end while they pat themselves on the back because they’re “gatekeeping” the content much like what happened with Larson and his faggot Discord teen handlers. And again, I’m assuming they’re patting themselves on the back because I can’t genuinely think of anything else they get out of funding Josh, thereby starving content, aside from a pathetic feeling of importance because THEY decide when HE goes live and what HE does

 

[Jerbear89]

For someone with such a low IQ, Cobes really has a way with language.

drinking does that to you

 

[Hennimore]

I specify Cobes and others because at least with DSP you can explain paypig behavior as losers playing into the “us vs them” mentality and feeling like a winner by “saving the stream” and sticking it to the trolls. Still gay but understandable on that level

But Cobes? They literally get nothing, he takes the money, ends the begging stream, and goes dark for weeks on end while they pat themselves on the back because they’re “gatekeeping” the content much like what happened with Larson and his faggot Discord teen handlers. And again, I’m assuming they’re patting themselves on the back because I can’t genuinely think of anything else they get out of funding Josh, thereby starving content, aside from a pathetic feeling of importance because THEY decide when HE goes live and what HE does

There are also a handful of people that genuinely think they're doing good by giving Josh money. Never underestimate just how stupid the average person can be. I mean look at all these people who pay for a Cameo from Josh and give him a page long script to read expecting him to do anything other than stumble through it and finish the video by saying "that's what's up dooodt". Some of these people hear Josh talk about getting bullied and think they're evening the scales by giving him money, either not realizing or not caring that he is just going to buy booze with it to speed up his eventual demise. Most of the Redditor types were the ones spending hundreds of dollars on woodchip orders from DoorDash so they could repost it in whatever gayop Discord they're in for clout.

 

[Africanweebfighter]

I specify Cobes and others because at least with DSP you can explain paypig behavior as losers playing into the “us vs them” mentality and feeling like a winner by “saving the stream” and sticking it to the trolls. Still gay but understandable on that level

DSP has more deviant/mentally stunted fans than "stick it to the trolls fans", which should tell you why others also have paypigs. Like my nigger Osho said - "The people are retarded".

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I genuinely don't understand paypiggery

I'd love for someone to document the phenomenon.

It has been highly documented and discussed. It's just parasocial behaviour like any other paypig super chatter. It's wanting to be involved, the inability to watch from the outside without getting attached. It's just like any other retard who gives any other digital panhandler money. They want to hear their favourite youtube/twitch nigger say their name, read out their terrible joke, or comment on the death of their pet/family member/new job. With cobes it's so they can say on discord or facebook or reddit or whatever "i was the one who sent that care package/cat food/sauce sandwich" etc. Lonely retards on the Internet who need to feel validated by strangers for whatever reason.

 

[SerArthurDayne37]

Lonely retards on the Internet who need to feel validated by strangers for whatever reason.

This is pretty much it. Donating to DSP or Cobes to "stick it to the trolls?" To hear someone acknowledge your existence for the briefest of moments? Simping for some egirl that would spit on you on the street? Terminally online lonely losers.

 

[ParasiteSteve]

The third place, his trailer, isn’t exactly way the fuck out of the way but you’re definitely not doing grocery runs on your bike.

I would like to see an E-Bike era. Cobes bombing around on that would be just testing death to take him, because he could let it do the work and still claim to be out on his bike. It would be fun to see him just wandering around Casper, tipsy (or shitfaced, it is Cobes) and show us different little places with his own stories about them.

Shame its a pipe dream, and he will just sit and rot away more and more each day.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

I genuinely don't understand paypiggery, because also like Cobes, the people doing it appear to have little to gain from it, and certainly never instigate anything funny or interesting as a result of it.

I think the majority of paypigs want to get a reaction or have their target acknowledge them. The people giving cash now are pieces of shit. He's not drinking on stream, providing entertainment with his shannigans -- he's just getting hammered in his trailer slowly killing himself.

Years ago, I would have thought it okay to give him a few bills. He has literally given me hundreds of hours of content. Hell, I come here to discuss the once loveable little tard. Now though, I am totally against giving him anything. He's just slowly killing himself and 90% of it is off-camera.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

I guess he just forgot he has that ban evasion channel called "josh saunders" or forgot the password or something. From what I recall he never caught any flak the few times he posted on it.

 

[mars]

In Cobra’s defense, his first apartment was pretty close to where he needed to be. It was a short bike ride up to CY Liquor, the crystal shop he’d occasionally go to, the hardware store for wand supplies and the occasional bars he’d like to haunt. Shortly before being evicted, he got himself banned from CY for going in all fucked up and stinking like booze but if we’re being honest, you need to do a lot more than that to get banned and it likely involved trolls calling the place up.

The second apartment was a different issue altogether. It was a good distance longer to get to those places and his bike tire was flat. He was also banned from the handful of bars he already haunted due to trolls calling in and harassing them.

The third place, his trailer, isn’t exactly way the fuck out of the way but you’re definitely not doing grocery runs on your bike.

At this juncture there’s really not much of a point in going out or riding his bike anywhere. Assuming he did go somewhere, why would he? So people can just call the place up and fuck with him? Reddit homos touched the shit too much and now he isolates himself, he lives in fear of being a problem for people around him and places he goes. Now he just sits in his room and cranks it to Amouranth, he does nothing interesting and talks to nobody interesting. They got exactly what they wanted.

He got banned from CY for talking back to a waitress after she cut him off. He got banned from Albertson's (the grocery store) after he caused a scene when they denied him service because he smelled like booze. He got fired from the bar he washed dishes at (The Office) for creeping on a co-worker. Then he came back for halloween and started playing music on his phone and got in an argument with the other patrons after they told him to stop and he got banned as a customer.

Frosty's was the only bar the trolls got him kicked out of.

He still orders door dash from Wendy's despite it being a 10 minute walk from his trailer. It's not that he doesn't have any place to go, it's that he refuses to go outside of his booze and smoke shack.

 

[Mikhail Gorbachev]

It would be great if someone sent him a phone tripod via Doordash or Amazon so he can stop with the falling phone. Improve the production value.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

It would be great if someone sent him a phone tripod via Doordash or Amazon so he can stop with the falling phone. Improve the production value.

Good idea!

Also, that got me wondering why doesn't Clint put Josh in a grouphome?

 

[Your Landlord]

Good idea!

Also, that got me wondering why doesn't Clint put Josh in a grouphome?

groophome, is clintbaddad? double down gendurr ralashun JESSICA BOYLE? shes the worst.

The guy has been sent like 30 tripods over the years and at best he simply pawned them.

 

[Devious Dave]

Why doesn't Josh put Clint in a old folks home