Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Acoustic Virgin]

I genuinely don't understand paypiggery, because also like Cobes, the people doing it appear to have little to gain from it, and certainly never instigate anything funny or interesting as a result of it. The entire gimmick is literally simply giving a retarded person money, and watching them accept it with what amounts to "About time you paid up..." At the risk of glasstapping I've actually asked some of those people what compels them to pay at all, much less in the amounts and with the frequency they do. All seem fairly embarrassed about it, but none ever have an explanation for why they do it.

I really don't get it. People keep telling me that "the economy is bad", but as long as there's enough money in the hands of idiots that they have enough to send Cobra booze or go on World of T-shirts' tours of NYC or buy Chris Chan's medallions, then I'd say things can't be too terrible.

What are the lives of these paypigs like? Are they so independently wealthy that that amount of money means nothing to them? Or are their lives so empty that listening to a retard mispronounce their name is the highlight of their day?

 

[Nana Feeder 9k]

I really don't get it. People keep telling me that "the economy is bad", but as long as there's enough money in the hands of idiots that they have enough to send Cobra booze or go on World of T-shirts' tours of NYC or buy Chris Chan's medallions, then I'd say things can't be too terrible.

What are the lives of these paypigs like? Are they so independently wealthy that that amount of money means nothing to them? Or are their lives so empty that listening to a retard mispronounce their name is the highlight of their day?

I'd estimate a lot are like furries, where barring the odd loaded IT dork here and there they're simply white trash who blows the little money they do get on nonsense.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

In case you missed it, reupload from Bitesize 2:

Josh is getting back on YouToob in EIGHT SEVEN DAYS! Better drink and have a seethe-a-thon.

An 8 day preemptive celebration is the perfect occasion to drink, but I digress. Even if the weens get his channel taken down it's good to know people like Bitesize are watching his Facebook and going skygod's work reuploading his content.

 

[Beowulf_Polaris]

TMWU Cobes. Enjoy those mommy milkers.

Spoiler

 

[Slim Boglim]

Can somebody help me out track down a video? All my searches on YouTube yield the dime a dozen grifter clip channels or amateur documentarians at this point.

It’s a video from back when a troll sent cobra one of those fake lottery tickets that have a winning number. Cobies checked the lottery tickets and threw it away saying he lost because he was too dumb and illiterate to read that the numbers he had matched the jackpot. The troll recorded himself showing off the fake tickets that are always a jackpot winner and cut it with Cobes checking the ticket.

It’s very funny.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Can somebody help me out track down a video?

Yea I got you bro, this is in my archive because it's hilarious. Too stupid to realize he "won the lottery". Beautiful.

The troll cut is lost media I believe because it was only posted to reddit, although I might have it saved on a harddrive somewhere.

ETA for people who might not know:
The context is some troll sent him these tickets and posted on reddit about it afterwards. They're scam/fake/prank tickets. They're all winners for 30k/50k/200k etc. They're all guaranteed winners because they're not real. He is too stupid to realize he possibly achieved one of his life long goals. Not just once, but every single ticket. Remember that when people are accusing him of masterminding some crazy gayop.

 

[Slim Boglim]

Yea I got you bro, this is in my archive because it's hilarious. Too stupid to realize he "won the lottery". Beautiful.

The troll cut is lost media I believe because it was only posted to reddit, although I might have it saved on a harddrive somewhere.

ETA for people who might not know:
The context is some troll sent him these tickets and posted on reddit about it afterwards. They're scam/fake/prank tickets. They're all winners for 30k/50k/200k etc. They're all guaranteed winners because they're not real. He is too stupid to realize he possibly achieved one of his life long goals. Not just once, but every single ticket. Remember that when people are accusing him of masterminding some crazy gayop.

Yesssss thanks one of my favorite cobra moments. God it’s so fucking funny to imagine cobra actually winning the lottery he dreams about so much and just throwing away the winning ticket cause his brain is too cooked to match two sets of numbers

 

[HiveDull]

View attachment 7060251TMWU Cobes. Enjoy those mommy milkers.

Thirst is on-par with a jeet, never change Cobes

 

[GameratePTSD]

Jesus Christ the amount of plastic jug vodka in that drink is horrifying.

He might as well just skip the Dr Pepper and start drinking straight from the jug.

You can see that that's the first drink. He's gotta take the edge off toobz.

 

[Captain Ahab]

I really don't get it. People keep telling me that "the economy is bad", but as long as there's enough money in the hands of idiots that they have enough to send Cobra booze or go on World of T-shirts' tours of NYC or buy Chris Chan's medallions, then I'd say things can't be too terrible.

What are the lives of these paypigs like? Are they so independently wealthy that that amount of money means nothing to them? Or are their lives so empty that listening to a retard mispronounce their name is the highlight of their day?

Most people who donate to streamers are not wealthy from what I’ve seen. There’s multiple categories. You have your occasional donator. Most people can afford to part with a couple bucks here and there once in a while no matter how poor. If you like a content creator, I don’t see the issue.

Then you have your financially irresponsible regard. There’s a ton of people who are completely uninterested in saving or interesting money. They just spend 100% of their earnings on the most random shit you can think of. Thats a lot of teens and young adults who are old enough to have some money but still too immature to spend it wisely.

The last category is your parasocial whale. They’ll go into debt to continue their imaginary “relationship” with the streamer. They may be spending like they’re wealthy but most of them aren’t. They’re just addicted to donating and the attention that they’re spending everything on it, like a crackhead that can somehow keep up with a 2k a month habit with no job. These are the people who end up on the news when they’re family begs for help with their 47 year old stay-at-home son who got into 100k of debt to pay for Twitch donos.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

That cup must have been 80% vodka. I grimace at the thought of even drinking that shit. He really is plastered 24/7 at this point.

He will get another strike, question is how soon?

 

[sort pil]

It's only two shots, I don't see the issue

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

View attachment 7060251TMWU Cobes. Enjoy those mommy milkers.

Cobes is now in his social media Indian era. Bobs and vegana are mdwu, Saar.

 

[ASeabear8952]

The last category is your parasocial whale. They’ll go into debt to continue their imaginary “relationship” with the streamer. They may be spending like they’re wealthy but most of them aren’t. They’re just addicted to donating and the attention that they’re spending everything on it, like a crackhead that can somehow keep up with a 2k a month habit with no job. These are the people who end up on the news when they’re family begs for help with their 47 year old stay-at-home son who got into 100k of debt to pay for Twitch donos.

The same few people that give Jim like $200 superchats per stream he does never cease to baffle me.

 

[Lake Cresva Diver]

View attachment 7060251TMWU Cobes. Enjoy those mommy milkers.

jorp is an honorary jeet

 

[JazzHandsMcFeelz]

In case you missed it, reupload from Bitesize 2:

Josh is getting back on YouToob in EIGHT SEVEN DAYS! Better drink and have a seethe-a-thon.

 

[Norwegian Trailer Trash]

I really don't get it. People keep telling me that "the economy is bad", but as long as there's enough money in the hands of idiots that they have enough to send Cobra booze or go on World of T-shirts' tours of NYC or buy Chris Chan's medallions, then I'd say things can't be too terrible.

What are the lives of these paypigs like? Are they so independently wealthy that that amount of money means nothing to them? Or are their lives so empty that listening to a retard mispronounce their name is the highlight of their day?

It is probably best to understand the paypigs in term of a very literal addiction. They are parasocial, don't get out much, and derive most of their human contact from electronic means. Online is literally the only way they know how to interact with people and is how they stave off the loneliness.

 

['Ole Dente]

> antagonize 12,000 people who fucking hate-watch you for months and months on end
> dood why do these people fuck with me seriously I don't get it I'm just minding my business telling it like it is

I don't think these people should fuck with him and it's not like they aren't texting him horrible shit but, man, you tell these people to suck your literal asshole and you fart on them. I've seen texts where he's told people to go get raped, like....what's the expectation here, they have no lives and they can dedicate their sole existence to making yours difficult, if you antagonize them they will make the effort.

 

[GameratePTSD]

> antagonize 12,000 people who fucking hate-watch you for months and months on end
> dood why do these people fuck with me seriously I don't get it I'm just minding my business telling it like it is

I don't think these people should fuck with him and it's not like they aren't texting him horrible shit but, man, you tell these people to suck your literal asshole and you fart on them. I've seen texts where he's told people to go get raped, like....what's the expectation here, they have no lives and they can dedicate their sole existence to making yours difficult, if you antagonize them they will make the effort.

But he does fart on his troles and they should get raped.

 

[Buster Scruggs]

> antagonize 12,000 people who fucking hate-watch you for months and months on end
> dood why do these people fuck with me seriously I don't get it I'm just minding my business telling it like it is

You have to realize in his head it’s the same few trolls, and that they’re a minority of a much larger fanbase that in his mind adores him. He’s too regarded to understand that a majority of people watch him specifically because he’s funny and dumb, and not because he’s a really cool goth dewd with great advice on picking up chicks and smelling nice. Think of it from his perspective, his wands and albums constantly sell out quickly after release, e-thots are always badgering him for clout, and people sending both hateful and positive texts constantly. Combine all these things and it’s pretty easy to see how an autist could genuinely believe that he’s legitimately internet famous.