Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[KEKMUHLORD]

From his Facebook stream that Scorpion uploaded, as Cobra talks about "Big dick energy".
View attachment 7044045
Something is definitely big.

Holyshit, His cheeks are definitely more bloated than usual. This might be the worst I have seen them which is wild to say.

 

[Archie Bunker]

His cheeks and face look incredibly swollen, even compared to his other recent videos. I know it’s speculated about frequently, but given how noticeably swollen his cheeks have become and how quickly they got that way, it’s very likely that he currently has several dental abscesses growing rapidly which are going to hospitalize him, if he doesn’t have some sort of fatal event in his sleep first.
Given that he’s been in a weird up-and-down depression since Walt died, and drinking heavily at all hours even more so than usual, I’d bet he’s been avoiding Clint too. This could be really bad bros.
If his cheeks look like that in the next video, that should give us confirmation that he’s in for serious trouble.

Well, I hate to say I told you so…

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

He is just storing drink combos for the winter.

 

[Love Is Blue]

pot of greed coming in nicely facebook

 

[I'M WORKING ON IT]

What was Cobes' best look throughout the years?

One could ponder how this Cobra would look today with proper diet and healthcare.

 

[deadson]

It's not me right, his face is completely bloated out way worse than ever before?

The more drunk he appears on video, the worse it seems to look. Especially with him twisting and cocking his head to the side whenever he talks. Like the added fat is making his head even heavier than normal so ha can't hold it up correctly anymore.

 

[Love Is Blue]

imagine

 

[ParasiteSteve]

"Jess.....Im not mentioning any names, but Jessica.." Then proceeds to use her name over and over again, even a full "Jessica Boyle" and hits a bit of a loop on her. He never changes, it was the same story with Ellen.

 

[Wintermute_Zero]

pot of greed coming in nicely facebook

Pot of mead TMDWU

 

[Rick James]

The sheer amount of booze-bloat the boy has accumulated in a year is genuinely astonishing

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

The sheer amount of booze-bloat the boy has accumulated in a year is genuinely astonishing

View attachment 7045040

Better not turn blue and take a trip to the Juicing Room, BOY!

 

[Fishcakes]

Oh my God, he's swelling up like a fucking balloon, please don't die Cobes

 

[Hennimore]

He's cultivating mass troles and when he finally harvests it you're all going to be sorry you ever questioned mi lord.

 

[Taint_fairy2.0]

Clunt - at least let the boy bloat in a group home now... it's time to let him go

 

[Captain Ahab]

Did Warlord manage to get him pregnant?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Banned until May? If the trolls hate him so much don’t they realize they’re skimping on content? Dude is bloating in real time there’s probably not much time left in the Cobraverse and we’re being denied content! Fuck the trolls!

 

[Fishcakes]

Banned until May? If the trolls hate him so much don’t they realize they’re skimping on content?

These lunatics don't want content, they just want him to suffer and die and it's fucking unhinged.
If he started live streaming in public again they'd call every place and the cops to tell them a child rapist with a gun and a knife is planning to abduct children.

 

[anliteralidiot]

how did he get banned for getting, though? why did they report him farting, of all things?

 

[Earl of Slander]

Ballon power up coming in nicely, toobz.

 

[Jeffy Jefferson]

Cobes realized that the only way to become a true goth was to alter his physical appearance through a rigorous diet of fast food, dank food hacks and copious amounts of alcohol. His final form is Butterball from Hellraiser.