DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[dent_whisperer]

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God dam this chick is gonna drive Phil to suicide.

 

[neger psykolog]

She runs a better business than Phil.

Debatable.
DSP is like a beggar/panhandler on the street corner and once his shift is over he gets into his brand new BMW.

DSP also extracts the maximum possible value from his audience, far above almost any other livestreamers. He spends literally nothing on his gear (except for very recently) and puts literally no effort into what he does whatsoever, yet still extracts huge amounts of money.

 

[Iron Hamster]

when all he did was mall grabs.

All he ever does is penis grabs

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The answer is yes and messages like this are why they do it how does he still not know

Plot twist Phail: they know everything.

1000% will happen. He never cared about the twitch apology, he was just mad he couldnt get the benefits back instantly. He will soo jump on this as soon as it is implemented. I would bet big money on it.

I would imagine they have him persona non grata from monetization after seeing the hateful slurs philled apology demand video

Anyone else thinks that Phil's idea to change his support goal from only tips to everything is actually fucking him over?

DarkSideInflation is a real thing.

Really pathetic how even with something as simple as eating little snacks or even skittles he scams people. He still owes everyone a few skittles. Weird how often he says he doesn't want to overpromise and under deliver and yet that's all he ever does which is pretty sad considering how shit the content is. It's not like someone doing a kickstarter to film an indie movie. It's a fat polack who just has to eat a couple little pieces of candy for hundreds of dollars and he can't do it.

He still owes like 3 shots from one of his scamathon streams.

pigpiggo.re doesn't play nice with my blockers

I noticed this myself. I started going straight to 'advanced' and have no issue there.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Remember when Phil said he was done with Rich? And the time before that? And the time before that?

Granted, Rich is retarded, so this is still two retards fighting, but yeah.

 

[CopingSneedingDentractor]

Debatable.

It's not debatable. Look where he was in 2012 and now and tell me he has ran his "business" well. If he did he would be in a position to retire at this point. He has no clue what he's doing and expertly fucks up every situation he's in consistently. Just because he is a beggar who gets too much money just so he can buy alcohol, doordash, and muscle men jpegs to cope with his existence doesn't mean he runs his business well. Views are nonexistent and concurrent viewers are down significantly from before the king arc which, if handled well, could have given him a somewhat significant bump. If he handled his business well he would not be begging to an increasingly small audience.

This bisexual curious woman has demonstrated in less then a week inside the snortex that she knows how to stream and capitalize on memes far better than DSP. Seriously, she's been here 5 days and highlighted many of Phil's shortcomings when it comes to being an entertainer(lol). The most obvious I think is the spontaneity that a stream can have.

She has already:
1. Actually done an exercise on camera without lying about having done them.
2. Worn hat/vest
3. Put on background music when asked by chat so, unlike DSP, there wasn't awkward silence.
4. Ordered Mcdonald's and ate it on stream on a whim.
5. Bought and finished the same lego set in one night that DSP claims will need 2-3 more streams to finish(milk you for money to both do the stream and make any progress)
6. Doing an IRL stream at a zoo(DSP has been talking about going to a zoo less than an hour away from him for years with Kat and still hasn't done it.)

I am not trying to sweep for her or say she is super entertaining, unique, talented, or anything like that. This is just simple stuff that most people would just intuitively think of doing when trying to capitalize on a situation like this. DSP, do you want Lex to run your business for you?!

 

[Corpun]

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I can only wish her the best for doing more damage to Phil's psyche than we have all of last year. Knowing the Curse of the PigRoach however, she will eventually crash and burn (read retire from streaming in 5 years) and Phil will use that to gloat about how he lasted longer than her slutty ass.

 

[PieceofShet]

Debatable.
DSP is like a beggar/panhandler on the street corner and once his shift is over he gets into his brand new BMW.

DSP also extracts the maximum possible value from his audience, far above almost any other livestreamers. He spends literally nothing on his gear (except for very recently) and puts literally no effort into what he does whatsoever, yet still extracts huge amounts of money.
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She actually takes advantage of new business opportunity, unlike DSP.
She actually engages new viewers and does what they would like to see, unlike DSP.
She doesnt beg and you can probably google her (business)name and not getting only negative feedbacks.

She might not have that much income, but she is undoubtable does the streaming better!

 

[Philipp Amthor]

Debatable.
DSP is like a beggar/panhandler on the street corner and once his shift is over he gets into his brand new BMW.

DSP also extracts the maximum possible value from his audience, far above almost any other livestreamers. He spends literally nothing on his gear (except for very recently) and puts literally no effort into what he does whatsoever, yet still extracts huge amounts of money.
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I think your mistake is looking at it the wrong way around: Yes, DSP is good at milking dents, but he is only good at it because he is bad as a streamer. A good streamer doesn't have to milk his viewers for everything, he just gets paid by multiple streamers.

Like let's say you own a sandwich shop and only 10 people will eat at it daily, you have to hardcore beg to get them to pay 5000 $ per day for your business. But if you were a good sandwichshop owner, you'd get 500 people to pay 10$ on average. Now both pwn technically the same (let's assume sandwiches are free), but one is a good beggar and the other a good businessman.

 

[00R-Gundam]

That Lex chick shows how things look like when youre doing them mostly for fun vs dsp who does thing purely for money. Also shows how miserable dsp is that he cant really do anything without having money attached to it. He cant randomly say one day "ill do X thing" or "today ill order Y food"

Also whoever convinced him to have a 3rd camera angle, thank you. Idk why he needs so much cameras on him(look up narcissism) but it will show some gold dust in the future.

Since hes doing legos, what are the odds of him jumping into minis like 40K or, god please help us all, Gunpla?

 

[Coke Zero]

Remember when Phil said he was done with Rich? And the time before that? And the time before that?

Granted, Rich is retarded, so this is still two retards fighting, but yeah.

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If you didn't care you wouldn't be replying to him. Its always the same feminine, passive aggressive shit from phil. You obviously care about reviewtechusa and regularly follow what he's doing and saying, just call him names and rip on him like a male would do. The crybullying stuff is pathetic.

 

[Lord_Point]

He tipped between $1 and $2 mostly, hundreds of dollars. Funny sometimes, but a waste of money for sure. He made DSP stop reading $1 tips for a while and was made to satisfy DSP's apology fetish more than once.

You have to give snowkarl credit for having the highest malding to dollar spent ratio. If retards just cant help themselves and have to 'troll' dsp by tipping him at least be a better quality of retard like snowkarl.

SnowKarl had a special talent for sending slightly cheeky but mostly harmless tips that could trigger hours of sperging and the most retarded mid wit takes from DSP. For awhile (still?) you couldnt have the words snow or karl in your name because DSP is allergic to capitalizing on organic fun.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

here’s the interview with the dent, void

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Remember when Phil said he was done with Rich? And the time before that? And the time before that?

Granted, Rich is retarded, so this is still two retards fighting, but yeah.

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Bets on which of them will finish the set first?

 

[Free Jasper]

The comparison of the Lego streams on TBS was absolutely brutal.

Phillip’s: Sat in silence, shouting and swearing at chat over his old lady glasses.

Lex’s: dancing to viewer requested music while wearing a hat and vest.

The Guys future is grim. Nobody without a disability is watching this shit.

 

[neger psykolog]

The Guys future is grim. Nobody without a disability is watching this shit.

Yet here we all are not only watching (at least part of) it and writing about it.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

The comparison of the Lego streams on TBS was absolutely brutal.

Phillip’s: Sat in silence, shouting and swearing at chat over his old lady glasses.

Lex’s: dancing to viewer requested music while wearing a hat and vest.

The Guys future is grim. Nobody without a disability is watching this shit.

She also finished the set. He didn’t. I’m sure 100% he’s either not going to finish it (people payed for him to) or he wants more money to finish it. He already said he wants to do a pizza “reward” now and ignoring the set

 

[Free Jasper]

Yet here we all are not only watching (at least part of) it and writing about it.

Yep, we’re all on page 5876 of his own sub-forum laughing at him. Is that a particularly bright future that you aspire to? Or is it a grim one that shows no sign of the laughs ending?

I did wonder after I pressed post if anyone would interpret ‘grim’ future with ‘non-existent’ future.

 

[fresh pair of socks]

She also finished the set. He didn’t. I’m sure 100% he’s either not going to finish it (people payed for him to) or he wants more money to finish it. He already said he wants to do a pizza “reward” now and ignoring the set

Phil wants to get paid for eating and talking and playing video games. Anything else that requires effort for money will get phased out.

 

[Free Jasper]

Phil wants to get paid for eating and talking and playing video games. Anything else that requires effort for money will get phased out.

I’ve always thought when he hits a certain age, it’s going to be so fucking sad seeing an old man streaming videogames.

Lex has kind of highlighted this, already making him look old and out of touch.

Hasn’t he tried to drop the games before (on top of DSPolitics and REE-acks) and the paypigs don’t like it?

 

[neger psykolog]

Yep, we’re all on page 5876 of his own sub-forum laughing at him. Is that a particularly bright future that you aspire to? Or is it a grim one that shows no sign of the laughs ending?

I did wonder after I pressed post if anyone would interpret ‘grim’ future with ‘non-existent’ future.

I wrote that to make a joke that everyone here has just as many mental disabilities as his dents but also beyond that by writing about it we all play a part in the story lasting longer and longer...

Perhaps not as much as before though because it does definitely feel like his relevance is diminishing. I thought there might be some super dramatic event at some point but I think I've come to realize he just looks like constant chaos to most people.