DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[QwahlityKahntent]

i hope this lesbian arc is the series finale where phil finally mentally breaks for good

 

[neger psykolog]

i hope this lesbian arc is the series finale where phil finally mentally breaks for good

I honestly think he mentally broke years and years ago, maybe when pandalee left?

Whatever we see of him now is actually him in the padded cell. People are expecting some literal "mental breakdown" but they also use terms like pignosis and point out how he can't even follow what his story ("the truth") is consistently anymore.

 

[Telemeter]

https://ifconfig.me/With how stingy he is I wouldn't be surprised if he gets literal psychological enjoyment from ripping people off, just the same way he enjoys lying about everything.

What? He's not stingy at all, total opposite, it's like money burns a hole in his pockets, he must spend spend spend as fast as possible.

He gets his dopamine from the act of spending, money's sole purpose is so he can spend it, in that he's not really that different from BMJ.

It really is just a matter of what he spends it on, which is basically whatever is most urgent, if nothing is urgent, then its sweaty JPEGs, but spend it he must.

 

[neger psykolog]

What? He's not stingy at all, total opposite, it's like money burns a hole in his pockets, he must spend spend spend as fast as possible.

He gets his dopamine from the act of spending, money's sole purpose is so he can spend it, in that he's not really that different from BMJ.

It really is just a matter of what he spends it on, which is basically whatever is most urgent, if nothing is urgent, then its sweaty JPEGs, but spend it he must.

I mean stingy towards his audience and his actual business. It's only very recently that he started buying retarded shit for his actual streaming setup. Before that he rarely, if ever spent money on anything besides the actual games and would cry poor even after fans had paid for the games in the first place.

 

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[Balr0g]

i hope this lesbian arc is the series finale where phil finally mentally breaks for good

Thge funny part is that Lexy is rollin g with the punches doing stuff Phil doesn't do because "muh family2 or whatever. Plus calling him gay for building a flower Lego set. Though I hope she stays away from the vortex. Calling him a joke was the reaction we expect from normies

And wolverine Doll made another banger

 

[Telemeter]

Thge funny part is that Lexy is rollin g with the punches doing stuff Phil doesn't do because "muh family2 or whatever. Plus calling him gay for building a flower Lego set. Though I hope she stays away from the vortex. Calling him a joke was the reaction we expect from normies

And wolverine Doll made another banger

So I looked at some of the lesbian's streams.

I'm not even sure they qualify as titty streamers. They wear nothing but over sized baggy clothing, you can't even see any curves. Faces are cute enough I guess, but that's about it.

Phil literally shows more boobs that these chicks, and this is not a joke or sarcasm or anything, you can actually see Phil's boobs jiggling all the time.

It's really bizarre how Phil lost his shit and called them sluts with so much venom. He really feels like they are stealing his money just like he thinks all the audience the detractor channels get would be his if the detractors would just all get banned.

 

[00R-Gundam]

At this point it would be better if the dents just migrated over to that Lex chick. They will get what they pay for and unlike dsp, she does it with a smile and doesnt look miserable.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

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$ 4396 this week

Has Lexy made any comments yet about how much she's getting from a random guy that just showed up a week ago? Is she telling him to stop, or that he doesn't need to give so much, or is she just saying thanks and moving along? I know it's a lot to expect streamers to have some kind of morals, but if she's as "wholesome" as she seems you'd think she'd start to feel weird about taking so much money from one person in a short time.

 

[Crooked 16th]

We get some of the least dented content in years and some of you faggots are still not happy.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

My question was more out of curiosity than "not being happy with the content". Plus it'd be another funny comparison to show her genuinely telling her viewers they don't have to donate insane amounts vs DSP throwing a bitchfit every time he goes 10 minutes without a kahntrabution.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

He's been giving her money since at least Jan 3rd.
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I have misread this not knowing the person that posted it is in Europe. My bad. It's actually today.

Okay, is that January 3rd at 8:16? Or is it gay ass europeon format March 1st (using british time), which would be around 3:16 pm est, which was when lex was at the zoo and ics was giving her money?

 

[Iron Hamster]

Okay, is that January 3rd at 8:16? Or is it gay ass europeon format March 1st (using british time), which would be around 3:16 pm est, which was when lex was at the zoo and ics was giving her money?

The latter

 

[DerelictOnion]

We get some of the least dented content in years and some of you faggots are still not happy.

This may sound gay AF but I am not here for some random girl who does normal things. I am not here to watch her go to the zoo, I am here to watch the zoo (Phil)

 

[GibMoneyPls]

With how stingy he is I wouldn't be surprised if he gets literal psychological enjoyment from ripping people off, just the same way he enjoys lying about everything.

He 1000000% does. He has slipped up a few times. He probably logs off and tells himself how awesome he is for talking idiots into giving him money. He thinks he's super intelligent for doing it too.

 

[FarageSmile 2.0]

This may sound gay AF but I am not here for some random girl who does normal things. I am not here to watch her go to the zoo, I am here to watch the zoo (Phil)

While Phil seething is funny, this is some filler arc shit that is already stale.

 

[neger psykolog]

This may sound gay AF but I am not here for some random girl who does normal things. I am not here to watch her go to the zoo, I am here to watch the zoo (Phil)

If you were a true DSP anti-fan you would know he has taken a rare double day off. So he's not streaming today and unless he gintweets nothing interesting is going to happen or be discussed in the first place here.

Therefore the random girl at the zoo is inconsequential.

But again it sounds like you're not a real detractor or anti-fan since you don't know that. I went to Office Supply and bought a giant whiteboard and some sharpies which I use to track DSP's schedule autism. Some people laugh at me and call me autistic but at least I'm a real detractor!

 

[Balr0g]

The funniest thing would be if he watches said girl couple go through the zoo and then sees how ICS splurges his money on them while thinking "that is my money you damn sluts!"

 

[EmpGulcasa]

If you were a true DSP anti-fan you would know he has taken a rare double day off. So he's not streaming today and unless he gintweets nothing interesting is going to happen or be discussed in the first place here.

Therefore the random girl at the zoo is inconsequential.

But again it sounds like you're not a real detractor or anti-fan since you don't know that. I went to Office Supply and bought a giant whiteboard and some sharpies which I use to track DSP's schedule autism. Some people laugh at me and call me autistic but at least I'm a real detractor!

Two days off in a row? Really? How will the business recover?

 

[neger psykolog]

Two days off in a row? Really? How will the business recover?

I'll get back to you on that once I finish this bottle of gin and do a few pulls on this new mobile phone game. You guys won't believe it but it's a wrestling game but it's a clone of candy crush!