DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[detractorzer0]

She also finished the set. He didn’t. I’m sure 100% he’s either not going to finish it (people payed for him to) or he wants more money to finish it. He already said he wants to do a pizza “reward” now and ignoring the set

Which is funny because he explicitly stated that the Lego thing was paid for. The fact he couldn't finish such a small set in one sitting is crazy.

 

[MAWBD2]

Phil wants to get paid for eating and talking and playing video games. Anything else that requires effort for money will get phased out.

Remove "playing video games".

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

I've come to realize he just looks like constant chaos to most people.

At least 2 and maybe 3 pre-streams on average per week are chaotic and very, very strange. That’s discounting the thread of surreality the constant begging creates in ALL of his streams. His gameplay is less weird because he’s boxed in by the game he’s playing, but still nothing that’s going to pull anyone in because he’s miseraboring and completely sucks at games.

 

[detractorzer0]

I’ve always thought when he hits a certain age, it’s going to be so fucking sad seeing an old man streaming videogames.

See, the problem won't be that he's streaming video games and he's old. He's just not the type of person who can do that. If he were the cool grandpa/grandma type that has some interesting stories from back in the day and did it because he enjoys the game then that would be something people might be interested in.

What he would actually do is become even more of an obnoxious cunt as he complains about not being able to afford his insulin and complaining about his sciatica. He'll talk about "back in my day" but it'll be the worst type of reminiscing where he thinks everything new is garbage. He's already started this phase.

 

[neger psykolog]

Remove "playing video games".

Ironically, even though video games have progressively mattered less and less when it comes to DSP it is the intense autism people have for their favorite game franchises (Sons of Kojima is a good example) that drives them toward DSP in the first place.

I hope Nintendo realizes this at some point and sues him.

If he didn't have video games then he would literally not matter at all.

 

[PieceofShet]

They are live from the zoo!

ICS just dropped a 25 subbomb when ALT booted up her stream.

EDIT:

 

[Elbe]

They are live from the zoo!

ICS just dropped a 25 subbomb when ALT booted up her stream.
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831 - $4146 this week

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

831 - $4146 this week

How retarded do you have to be to blow over 4k in a week on streamers?

 

[neger psykolog]

How retarded do you have to be to blow over 4k in a week on streamers?

*taps the sign*

Every fucking few pages there's people saying the dents should at least give their money to titty streamers because they'd at least get something out of it even if its just seeing some ass or tits. Then the one fucking time it happens the dent is a retard for giving a titty streamer their money. For the love of god make your fucking minds up.

Don't forget this is the funniest possible outcome: DSP angry that his prime paypig is spending money on someone else and a random woman finding out about gout and dunking on DSP by doing things like... *checks list* visiting the zoo.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

Yet here we all are not only watching (at least part of) it and writing about it.

Because it's quite literally impossible to be as bad of a streamer as Phil. We describe Lex like she's a milestone in content creation, but she's as average as streamers get. Hanging out with people, being mildly entertaining, doing this by viewer requests and just having an overall enjoyable space is what most people do whenever they get +100 people watching.

If anything, the Lex and Phil side-by-side comparison helps to highlight just how much of a miserable piece of shit internet tough guy pussy Phil really is and how all the buzzwords he throws around like "chill" or "social interaction" are truly meaningless as his streams are anything but fun. Even if someone tried to be as awful as Phil is in chat, they wouldn't ever come close to Phil, he is that awful of an entertainer.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Which is funny because he explicitly stated that the Lego thing was paid for. The fact he couldn't finish such a small set in one sitting is crazy.

I see why he didn’t finished it. One, Phil is special needs. Two, his retarded dents wanted legos and he got the cheapest set he could find. He even got it on sale! He spent like 10 bucks and made over 1.5k from it. So, why doesn’t he want to “fulfill” his promise when he already got the money? He knows the dents won’t care if he doesn’t finish it.
It’s like the krabby patty. He wanted the money but didn’t want to do it; that’s why he sent out that one tweet saying he “couldn’t order it on door dash/they don’t have it at his Wendy’s” both of these things are lies. He only picked the Burger King meal after he was called out for it and couldn’t go back on his lie. Phil is the type of guy you don’t pay first. You have to make sure he does his job and doesn’t scam you.

 

[Balr0g]

Watching TBS and that one name referencing a timestamp in a condo tour showing Panda's full ass. Holy shit some are really dedicated

 

[neger psykolog]

I see why he didn’t finished it. One, Phil is special needs. Two, his retarded dents wanted legos and he got the cheapest set he could find. He even got it on sale! He spent like 10 bucks and made over 1.5k from it. So, why does he want to “fulfill” his promise when he already got the money? He knows the dents won’t care if he doesn’t finish it.
It’s like the krabby patty. He wanted the money but didn’t want to do it; that’s why he sent out that one tweet saying he “couldn’t order it on door dash/they don’t have it at his Wendy’s” both of these things are lies. He only picked the Burger King meal after he was called out for it and couldn’t go back on his lie. Phil is the type of guy you don’t pay first. You have to make sure he does his job and doesn’t scam you.

With how stingy he is I wouldn't be surprised if he gets literal psychological enjoyment from ripping people off, just the same way he enjoys lying about everything.

 

[PieceofShet]

He is at 75 gifted subs now TODAY. Thats 2 of DSP's goal right here. I hope you happy for banning him Phil.

 

[Elbe]

$ 4396 this week

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

is he still simping for phil after phil called him "king b bitch"

Nope, he's a part of detractor circles now like Wardog Leader. That screenshot was from Doody's stream a while back.

No. The screenshot is from before that meltdown.

It's way after that, the timestamp is in the filename.

 

[Iron Hamster]

How retarded do you have to be to blow over 4k in a week on streamers?

He's been giving her money since at least Jan 3rd.

I have misread this not knowing the person that posted it is in Europe. My bad. It's actually today.

 

[Philipp Amthor]

You know, when a series gets old the authors write in a new character. This character is often part of a minority to open up a new target audience, like a young lady with a latina style girlfriend. But damn does it work with this new DSP season. If you just hear about it, you would think this Lex character could never add anything and is DEI bullshit in the traditional male, gay and sweaty DSP universe. But after the last years highlights and curveballs the authors still have some crazy ideas in the tank, and they work and everybody loves it.

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

Is that a particularly bright future that you aspire to?

I'm pretty sure all of our futures are fucked, I mean look at where we are posting for heaven's sake.

He's been giving her money since at least Jan 3rd.
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This completely changes the narrative that he only just found her on the front page. It makes me wonder just how far back ICS' messages go in her chat.

 

[Love Is Blue]

How retarded do you have to be to blow over 4k in a week on streamers?