Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Sean Andalou]

Of course being an airline stewardess is a troon dream job. He'd get to perform his perma-drag to his heart's content in front of a captive audience in a very intimate space.

Of course!

 

[Angry New Ager]

Troon going to be interviewed for his dream job, but ...
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I haven't flown since before the pandemic.
Never saw a troon flight attendant when I did fly.
Anyone seen one lately?

"I know that I put myself in an uncomfortable position by not applying with my preferred name but in previous applications under my new name I never made it this far."

So he's applying as a man, because his attemts at applying as a woman have failed, and he intends to pull a switcheroo once he can no longer hide that he's a troon.

Yeah, that's going to work about as well as not disclosing on dating apps that you're a tranny because you never get dates unless you lie and claim you're a real woman.

Also, being a flight attendant as a "dream job" is such a pornsick male thing, at this point. I get that people who like to travel and want the perks that come with working for an airline would see it as a great job, but a troon calling it his "dream job"—there's a layer of ick there that just won't wash off.

I just looked it up. Not only is the hair standard not gendered, there are two uniforms, and you can wear the uniform of the 'gender you identify' as. https://viewfromthewing.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/AA-2020-Uniform-Standards.pdf

It just occurred to me that an airline can give the public appearance of being a trans-friendly employer by posting uniform standards like this—and then just make it an unspoken policy to not hire troons/pooners at all. Yeah, they'll get stuck with the ones who troon/poon out post-hire (until they find a pretense upon which to fire them), but the last thing airlines need is a horde of Sky Hons creeping out the passengers.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Doesn’t matter which online space I’m in related to an interest/hobby. Obviously games, but also fitness, beauty, Catholicism, you name it. There’s inevitably “are trans girls welcome here??? here’s a disgusting anecdote about my hrt moobs.”

They always have the audacity to say “why won’t they just leave us alone?” When they’re the ones inserting their gross fetish into everything and trying to draw attention to themselves.

The good side, as you said, is that it turns normies from “live and let live” to seeing what they really are.

I was reading a thread of funny cat anecdotes last night and sure enough a tranny showed up to tell us about his pissing habits. Amazing.

 

[Nero Fiddled]

Troon going to be interviewed for his dream job, but ...

He's worried about his hair.

I'm more worried at the idea of putting a mentally ill man in a confined space with normal members of the public.
Losing one's shit at 30,000 feet isn't hugely safe for anyone.

 

[Izdaja Slika]

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It's never enough for them they desperately NEED others to craft their self image of themselves.

Otherwise they'll have a breakdown over the realization of being losers who ruined their lives.

I'm put in mind of one of the gates that tests people who wish to reach the Southern Oracle in The NeverEnding Story. The sphinxes can see straight into your heart and will destroy you if they find any self-doubt. It's a good analogy for the power troons wish they had, though of course aesthetically the sphinxes look fabulous, which troons never do.

 

[deermeat]

Yeah guys, I dunno why people don't like TiMs compared to TiFs. Clearly, they are truly the most kindhearted and misunderstood people out there. I mean, look at this person. Such a lovely attitude knowing the same men who post this only trooned out due to porn.

"you are addicted to social media"
"your life got boring"
"youre not a renegade or a witch, you are the status quo"
"you are masplaining to me"
"you look like a man so you are a man"
Projection, projection, projection. At this point, it's laughable. So much cope.

Yeah guys, I dunno why people don't like TiMs compared to TiFs. Clearly, they are truly the most kindhearted and misunderstood people out there. I mean, look at this person. Such a lovely attitude knowing the same men who post this only trooned out due to porn.

"you are addicted to social media"
"your life got boring"
"youre not a renegade or a witch, you are the status quo"
"you are masplaining to me"
"you look like a man so you are a man"
Projection, projection, projection. At this point, it's laughable. So much cope.

Damn sorry to double post but I looked up this dude's X.
Bruh. How are liberals okay with the shit troons spread around?

This isn't the first time I saw them compare their struggles to black people, what the fuck.
Also I am pretty sure this person is white?




Oh please won't someone care about these poor trans girls!! Look at them! : ( They are struggling so bad, oh my goodness. It's hard to even stomach.... I must recognize my privilege as a white cisssy woman my friends, for I do not know what its like to afford to causally travel around during record high inflation and economic turmoil, especially to visit the country's most expensive states. Only the most oppressed, underprivileged people have to face such a harsh reality of having to do such a thing.

 

[GluttonousManSlob]

This Tranny cunt bust in like the Kool Aid Man wearing knee socks and waving a shit covered purple dildo, and tried to inject his gross Tranny fetish and when people naturally objected to him bringing his sick fucking gendershit into something that has nothing to do with it got all ass mad, and typical Troon, runs to the mods to try to get them banned.

It was a few years ago, but I remember this incident on World of Warcraft. On a roleplay server, you have to act out a character. You could be banned for immersion breaking. Understandably, roleplaying on an MMO (especially the erotic kind) attracts troons like flies to shit.

So, what did the troons all decide to do together? Hold a trans rights march through one of the capital cities in-game. Even though there are tranny characters in WoW now, you can imagine how immersion breaking this was for the people who saw it. But anyone who complained about the march was banned instead, when it was the troons who were breaking the immersion rule.


It's a pattern I've noticed so many fucking times with troons. They do something obnoxious to draw attention to themselves when they're not supposed to, get butthurt when people make fun of them or complain, hand out bans and act like they were the victims all along. They ARE the aggressors every time.

 

[Magic Pickle]

A Doordash troon is fuming over the concept that a delivery service might require you to be legally identifiable, which makes sense to anybody who has ever had to have goods delivered before. What's puzzling to me is if you've any familiarity with Doordash, the amount of contact you make with your driver tends to be basically nothing unless an issue occurs, so why is it so important if someone sees his name and face for a fraction of a second? Are you routinely screwing up orders?
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Doordash changed every Dasher's account name to the legal name they gave when they signed up​

I'm just so fucking done. I dash full time and now I get to deal with every person I delivery to calling me by my dead name. And it costs hundreds of dollars to legally change your name in my state. God fucking damnit.

A MTF loses his wallet and acts as if its contents somehow constitute confidential information; when his coworkers discover his driver's license and have a laugh, he - like any emotionally stable, reasonable person might - fantasizes about having them punished. Because transgenderism is essentially like having a Neurax worm implanted in your brain, the comments agree that OP should seek legal recourse.
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I was outed at my job.​

MTF. I work at a car dealership. Couldn’t find my wallet all this morning or afternoon, until later in the day a salesman came up to me and said that someone had found it in a car that the detail guys were cleaning (the detail guys find a bunch of things that the mechanics forget, mostly tools). Keep in mind, my wallet has my driver’s license, which has my preferred and now legal name, with a photo of me that is very, very different (feminine) from how I present at work (masculine). I knew someone was going to see it, possibly a couple people. Whatever.
What ensued next honestly made me want to throw up. Turns out one of the head honchos of finance went around the entire dealership, showing everyone the photo of me in my ID and laughing about it. It proceeded to trade hands into another person, a service advisor, who showed it to even more people. Now look, I don’t really care that everyone has seen the photo or knows/thinks I’m trans or whatever. I don’t care what kind of opinions they have about it either. And as it turns out, while getting a head count of who all had seen it, most people were respectful or at the very least apathetic. What makes me upset is the fact that there are at least two people who think it’s ok to go around showing everyone someone’s drivers license without their knowledge or permission. If they found an Instagram post of me looking like a girl, that’s fair game, I wouldn’t be upset at anyone other than myself if I was outed in that way. But my wallet, man. My fucking ID.
I want these people to be punished and I want them to at least be told that touting around someone’s drivers license while mocking them is not fucking acceptable behavior no matter the circumstances. I want these people to know that they’re incredibly lucky that I’m not ashamed of who I am and that they’re lucky they didn’t turn my entire world upside down, because God knows what someone else who wasn’t as chill as me, who wasn’t ready and anticipating being outed would do. I live in the reddest state in existence so my legal options are probably slim. I at least want to go to HR but I’m not sure. I just don’t want to be made an ass and have these people think that it’s ok to do what they did.

This L is a bit creepy: part of this pooner's resentment towards her fiance's family is that, due to her ideology, they will not let her around his young nephew - which she says "might as well mean not at all." What is with these freaks being so fixated on being around children?
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"feeling betrayed"​

Coming out to in-laws is not going great. After having to cut off most of my own family it's now looking like I won't be welcome in my fiancé's family house, at least when his young nephew is around, which might as well mean not at all.
I am so fed up with being treated like explicit content. My existence isn't fucking PG-13 or NC-17.
My future MIL says she "feels betrayed." Never mind the fact that we've never had a discussion about what my transition means for our potential future kids. Never mind the fact that my transition isn't anyone's business but my own.
I was betraying myself for over 26 years by living a lie, and now that I am happier in my skin than I've ever been I'm betraying others. Hurting others. Does no one give a fuck about how much I have been hurting that I've resigned myself to a life that will force me to be treated like this - that I've CHOSEN this because it is STILL better than the fucking alternative?

I'm always a big fan of clocking stories if just because it's nice to see space cases brought down to Earth's orbit, but this one in particular gave me a giggle because this little poon was so convince she passed when she's a complete hobbit. Take a look at her photos, Kiwis, and tell me that her rap name shouldn't be Shrimp Bizkit.
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I got clocked at work by everyone​

I don’t normally wear the khakis and short sleeve button up because I know that can be easy to clock. I normally completely pass as cis, but apparently everyone at my job knew immediately. They are supportive and nice about me being trans, but I told one of them that no one can tell I’m trans and they said “You must be surrounded by some dumb people then.” Which hurt because that’s literally everyone. I never get clocked. (I try to be stealth, but it’s hard when the people that know out you.)

Spoiler: Another victim of interpreting social etiquette with tricking others.

 

[Potato Burrito]

I'm always a big fan of clocking stories if just because it's nice to see space cases brought down to Earth's orbit, but this one in particular gave me a giggle because this little poon was so convince she passed when she's a complete hobbit. Take a look at her photos, Kiwis, and tell me that her rap name shouldn't be Shrimp Bizkit.

Bruh she dresses like Pat and thinks she's stealth



What an unfortunate looking woman she was (is) though. That's quite the bulbous mug on her.

 

[Gondolindrim]

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It's never enough for them they desperately NEED others to craft their self image of themselves.

Otherwise they'll have a breakdown over the realization of being losers who ruined their lives.

"To be clear, plenty of the cis people who phone in pronouns aren't even doing it maliciously, they're just... nice, well-meaning folks who are deeply clueless about how transness works."

I like that. Even if you get all the pronouns and respectability right, they're still considered clueless. Newsflash: We're all clueless by default because this is fairy tale bullshit that you keep changing the rules on.

 

[Farmer Jon]

Incredible

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[CyberInu]

That's quite the bulbous mug on her.

Avoid any extra weight, tweeze the eyebrows, shave off the body hair, and keep her hair long and she would probably have had a good shot at being one of those dark and heavy-featured handsome Mediterranean girls.

Alas, she is simply a spuddy sort of manlet.

 

[stupid frog]

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It's never enough for them they desperately NEED others to craft their self image of themselves.

Otherwise they'll have a breakdown over the realization of being losers who ruined their lives.

That's a shame then, since you aren't entitled to ones emotional labor.

 

[Dolly Brooks]

"To be clear, plenty of the cis people who phone in pronouns aren't even doing it maliciously, they're just... nice, well-meaning folks who are deeply clueless about how transness works."

I like that. Even if you get all the pronouns and respectability right, they're still considered clueless. Newsflash: We're all clueless by default because this is fairy tale bullshit that you keep changing the rules on.

She’s right that they should break up with the dudes who play along just to get laid, but her solution is…find someone who’s even more willing to play along with your stupid-ass game. “Treat my dog like a cat! Treat my bike like a semi! Treat this cotton candy like steak!” Bro.

And you have to treat them like men even if they’re “pre-everything.” At least paint spots on your Labrador retriever before you ask me to pretend it’s a Dalmatian, damn.

 

[InteracialBowelSyndrome]

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Dennis Nedry was never the same after Jurassic Park.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Damn sorry to double post but I looked up this dude's X.
Bruh. How are liberals okay with the shit troons spread around?

He seens like he might make an interestinf cow but he's not in conflict with anyone as far as I know and I wouldn't want you to keep watching this a-hole. What a deranged selfish man.

That's a shame then, since you aren't entitled to ones emotional labor.

But they emotionally labored so much when they tried to be cis, and labor so much now as a super always shat on trans woman, surely it is our time to take care of their feeling because they are owed it! ( )

 

[deermeat]

What a deranged selfish man.

the funny thing about him being a potential cow is that a little while after I posted that, he went private. So either he couldn't take the backlash from that one post (despite bragging about not caring) or he saw that he was posted here (in that case, hi!)

 

[stupid frog]

But they emotionally labored so much when they tried to be cis, and labor so much now as a super always shat on trans woman, surely it is our time to take care of their feeling because they are owed it! ( )

Abusive manipulative behavior!!!

Unfortunately, I'm not sure this would work with someone you knew a long period. But acquaintances or less, it's acceptable.

the funny thing about him being a potential cow is that a little while after I posted that, he went private. So either he couldn't take the backlash from that one post (despite bragging about not caring) or he saw that he was posted here (in that case, hi!)
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It's giving white fragility.

 

[singlewidetrailer]

Incredible
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I wonder if Jersey Noah will ever reflect on why such security measures are in place at a bank. Maybe some reasons that are more important than them imposing their fetish on whatever unfortunate and probably underpaid worker he spoke to.

I fucking hate these people.

 

[Kebab Expert]

In the glasses shop.

Spoiler: jumpscare

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I am very behind on this thread. Apologies in advance if this information has already been shared:
This creature caught my attention so I did a small amount of digging and immediately discovered that he is on the sex offender registry for being in possession of child porn.

He didn't troon out until after being convicted of possessing child pornography and has no intention of getting his dick lopped off. via his Quora

This never happens though, btw.