Sonic The Hedgehog Games

[el bandito loco]

I can't stop laughing about the guys fake suicide. I legitimately was just laughing out loud for like 15 minutes because I was thinking about how savage the trolls against his ship must be if he thought the only way they'd stop is if he was dead, or they thought he was.

I almost stopped laughing but then I thought: wait.. who and what kind of person would be mad enough at some random idiot on the internet who wants cartoon characters to hold hands or something they'd bully them to a fake death because the wrong cartoon characters are holding hands in his imagination? And then I started laughing harder imagining them sneeding over the thought of Shadow and Sonia Hedgehogs holding hands.

then I finally looped back into my original laugh subject, because my initial thought was that they were just trolls who don't care at all and just harass the guy and I thought about the trolls from tails gets trolled and the thing that made him think he had to fake his death was just some random guy going "your gay and a retard. you look so stupid and your a noob. you have no talent you big retarded hoe" with grammar errors and everything and I just kept laughing.

 

[BlueCandles]

Watched the demo footage of the new racing game. WOW those trick voicelines are annoying, and they happen every time you do one - so basically 85% of the race you are going to hear Amy say ‘one, two, three!’ and Eggman making horrible grunts like he’s cumming

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

Watched the demo footage of the new racing game. WOW those trick voicelines are annoying, and they happen every time you do one - so basically 85% of the race you are going to hear Amy say ‘one, two, three!’ and Eggman making horrible grunts like he’s cumming

Not just the voices but the movement too. Makes me sick just looking at it for some reason. Never felt anything like this before.

 

[Friendly Primarina]

Watched the demo footage of the new racing game. WOW those trick voicelines are annoying, and they happen every time you do one - so basically 85% of the race you are going to hear Amy say ‘one, two, three!’ and Eggman making horrible grunts like he’s cumming

BOUNCE PAD

 

[huesofmercury]

the series that turned autistic kids insufferable to aids if you ask me.

 

[GoodWinSon]

the series that turned autistic kids insufferable to aids if you ask me.

It's ok there's still time for you to turn back.

 

[Nguyen Van Phuoc]

so basically 85% of the race you are going to hear Amy say ‘one, two, three!’ and Eggman making horrible grunts like he’s cumming

Yeah but if they tone it down then I’ll have to listen to the shitty choir and orchestra music which is even worse, I think I’d rather have the characters never shut up to drown the music out

 

[Celebrate Nite]

I’ll have to listen to the shitty choir and orchestra music

>Orchestra
>in a fucking racing game
30+ years later and things haven't changed one goddam bit.

"because Mario Kart 8 does it so we can do it too!"

Piss off Sega! I'd rather have the god-awful butt-rock than fucking Orchestra. Lord knows you people are fucking allergic to the synths you used to use and only break that shit out on "special" occasions, and even THAT you somehow fuck up too (see Sonic 4 and the PC Collection tracks in Sonic origins)

 

[Mossy Trash Panda]

>Orchestra
>in a fucking racing game
30+ years later and things haven't changed one goddam bit.

"because Mario Kart 8 does it so we can do it too!"

Piss off Sega! I'd rather have the god-awful butt-rock than fucking Orchestra. Lord knows you people are fucking allergic to the synths you used to use and only break that shit out on "special" occasions, and even THAT you somehow fuck up too (see Sonic 4 and the PC Collection tracks in Sonic origins)

Give me my Not-Disturbed back, Sega. I wanna feel broody to Decedence as I hit the NOS, and feel like a bad a-wait, wrong game...

 

[3deadniggers]

Sonic superstars is a fun game and it's the best 2D Sonic game released since Sonic & Knuckles. It didn't get the attention it deserved because they tried to charge AAA prices for a 2D platformer. If the price had been half at release it would have done a lot to make the "Sonic games all suck now" sigma lessen. It's a return to Mega drive era level design with enjoyable physics and distinct characters. The issues I have with it are minor (emerald stage is poorly designed, boss intros are a waste of time, power ups will kill a boss for you) and I hope we see more games from the team. Moving away from 3D Sonic and building a solid 2D foundation on a lower budget while you invest in a good 3D game is the way to revive the series. The movies series success is no reason to rush out more games of low quality. High quality 2D Sonic can hold the fort for the rest of the decade and then release a Sonic adventure reboot or similar big 3D title with bad rock music, Sonic doing cool xtreme sports stuff and a total reset of the lore to drop all the baggage Sega have built up since the Dreamcast

 

[BetterFuckChuck]

Sonic superstars is a fun game and it's the best 2D Sonic game released since Sonic & Knuckles. It didn't get the attention it deserved because they tried to charge AAA prices for a 2D platformer. If the price had been half at release it would have done a lot to make the "Sonic games all suck now" sigma lessen. It's a return to Mega drive era level design with enjoyable physics and distinct characters. The issues I have with it are minor (emerald stage is poorly designed, boss intros are a waste of time, power ups will kill a boss for you) and I hope we see more games from the team. Moving away from 3D Sonic and building a solid 2D foundation on a lower budget while you invest in a good 3D game is the way to revive the series. The movies series success is no reason to rush out more games of low quality. High quality 2D Sonic can hold the fort for the rest of the decade and then release a Sonic adventure reboot or similar big 3D title with bad rock music, Sonic doing cool xtreme sports stuff and a total reset of the lore to drop all the baggage Sega have built up since the Dreamcast

Sonic Superstars is pretty good but the bosses are very tedious and some of it feels soulless. It's still fun, they nailed the game feel and level design is maybe not Mania or 3&K level but at least on the level of Sonic 2 or some of the good dimps games. I dont think the lore matters to most people, if you give them a fun game they wont care what the plot is. I just would like Dimps or someone to make some decent 2D Sonic games along with this team. Like Dimps made some pretty mediocre content in their last few years but they made the Advance and Rush trilogies which were great

 

[Kenny Blankenship]

I'm still surprised he never got a thread here.

If you only knew how deviant things are

 

[MirageKai]

Ken penders vs evan stanley vs ian flynn in worst writer battle.

 

[Captain Syrup]

Ken penders vs evan stanley vs ian flynn in worst writer battle.

Ken wins that fight with brutal ease.

 

[Kenny Blankenship]

Same person (Sqrlyjack) whose interpretation of the Freedom Fighters is as communist revolutionaries, though I think that's just for shock factor.

If I were a bettin' boy, I'd say it's more of a fetish thing

 

[Nguyen Van Phuoc]

We got a native Sonic Unleashed PC port before GTA 6:

 

[Byte Doctor]

We got a native Sonic Unleashed PC port before GTA 6:

There we go no need to ask Sega for one anymore. Because, lets be real we don't need another Colors Ultimate type situation on our hands again or giving the game a redub with a new script ala Sonic x Shadow Generations.

 

[Newcomer 42]

Ken penders vs evan stanley vs ian flynn in worst writer battle.

Not sure about Stanley, but Ian would start strong by repurposing some "literally who" character to dom something edgy/terrible/stupid and contrary to her personality so far (plus affecting third parties), but then Penders ends up winning at the last second by making the story have sudden sexual implications, terribard writing, horrible art, or all three at once. Extra points if Penders does something scummy to cancel out the other two by denouncing them with false information or something like that.

Also, the meme about Sonic fans being terrible people and disliked even by other Sonic fans seems to be correct, the more I interact with them.

 

[Maxwell Carter]

>Orchestra
>in a fucking racing game
30+ years later and things haven't changed one goddam bit.

"because Mario Kart 8 does it so we can do it too!"

Piss off Sega! I'd rather have the god-awful butt-rock than fucking Orchestra. Lord knows you people are fucking allergic to the synths you used to use and only break that shit out on "special" occasions, and even THAT you somehow fuck up too (see Sonic 4 and the PC Collection tracks in Sonic origins)

Whenever the synth garbage comes on it sounds like those awful soundfonts you'd get on sites from like 2008.

 

[Colon capital V]

If you only knew how deviant things are

Found this from the description. As someone who's never bothered to dig into the story behind squrlyjack, jesus christ it really is shocking how this guy never got a thread.

https://preservetube.com/watch?v=zip2vD-oGto