Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

[bradburyzippy]

No way fucking Sheldon Donner convinced him to stop sperging out
Also, no. We're not going to harass Sheldon. Sheldon is now Kiwi Farm's greatest ally, why would I write a thread on him?

Schizo niggers are gonna say you're Sheldon's alt

 

[Sperg Spectating]

Sheldon is on OUR side Alex. Suck a ween. Kiwi Farms always wins.

This video is gold. lol. I love this slapfight.

And now the bottle is gone

#IStandWithSheldon #RapeAlexHogenDorp
How much are you guys willing to bet that he's going to "not read his thread" yet post on all of his socials all day vaguely hinting at us anyways? I feel like that's probably what's going to happen.

Schizo niggers are gonna say you're Sheldon's alt

This wouldn't be the first time something like that would happen. I am not autistic enough to make videos admitting to shitting and pissing myself for no reason.

 

[PaperRoads]

@CallmeCicada

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https://preservetube.com/watch?v=Gj5FS2JxE5s

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If I sound bad, it was because I was shaking of guilt.

feed it to AI, I don't care.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

I have calmed down and reconsidered my peace talks Alex, here is my offer.

1) sing @CallmeCicada ’s song. The full song and honestly try your best.
2) make a video telling your parents how you jack off to your own drawings of amputee lolis.
3) make a full list of all the amputee loli’s you have jerked off to, including their names and the show they come from. Write this list down by hand, take photos of this list, post the list, then make a video saying a prayer to Odin and chuck the list into a fire.

In exchange: I will not shit post in this thread one day for each demand met (3 days total) BUT ONLY if all three demands are met.

Step one of my negotiations demands. Two more to go Alex.

 

[PaperRoads]

A reasonable take from Alex?

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I don't think I'll ever be forgiven by the farms for the garbage I posted on the internet and the ridicule would eventually continue for the rest of my life. Well okay then. So many of us have fell from grace anyways. It was my responsibility to DFE. And the day of the rake came to me. I still heavily disagree on the user bases political opinions. But I won't call them out for it. I still hate MAGA and the Kremlin but I will no longer act upon people calling me out anymore. As much as they won't believe and that's fine. I'm a broken record anyways.

 

[lolcow yoghurt]

Why doesn't he answer my very important question: were you raped by clowns at your childhood, Alex?

 

[CallmeCicada]

I got my song, yay!

 

[PaperRoads]

Step one of my negotiations demands. Two more to go Alex.

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I'm not here to gain sympathy from the farms. I'm not completing the other requests by CallmeCicada because that's too ridiculous. I don't trust KiwiFarms. I'm not taking advice from them.

However.

I'll help them complete my page to help it go live. Starting with during my childhood years, I freaked out over noises in my ear. It began way back there.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

Can we get an audio clip of you reading out the credits of the OP Alex, as well as thanking @PaperRoads for quick posts and archivals , and @Anti Drug Cuban War Hero for their research?

 

[Count Grishnackh]

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I'm not here to gain sympathy from the farms. I'm not completing the other requests by CallmeCicada because that's too ridiculous. I don't trust KiwiFarms. I'm not taking advice from them.

However.

I'll help them complete my page to help it go live. Starting with during my childhood years, I freaked out over noises in my ear. It began way back there.

From "Attack the Farms" to "OK, I fucked up, and can own up to it." Bipolar disorder, at it's finest.

 

[PaperRoads]

Why doesn't he answer my very important question: were you raped by clowns at your childhood, Alex?

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Why would you share this?

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I was not raped by clowns but my Dutch grandfather would touch my private area for some reason. My other Ukrainian grandfather was an alcoholic and was euthanized by request by him in 2018. He wanted to dress in drag but he was judged massively by society for it.

My father's adoptive hogendorp family were a strict European style family that would feed my father moldy food, force him to go to school in a suit, get in trouble if his suit was dirty despite bullies like Ross Polburn beating him and egging him. They refuse to allow him to look cool. Had very high expectations of him at his school. His best friend Bancroft died in 1983 by drowning at Banff.

My mother's grandfather is a Ukrainian. Her family wasn't religious but it wasn't as mess up as my father's side.

I was treated differently at school because I lacked the cognitive ability to understand why I get in trouble a lot. I was actually having severe autism until around the age of 6. I needed someone to help me because I was unable to complete tasks independently and it was like that for most of my school year.

My childhood was and pretty much my entire life was almost that of KingCobraJFS.

 

[CallmeCicada]

"I'm not completing the other requests by CallmeCicada because that's too ridiculous."

I didn't make other requests though?

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

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I'm not here to gain sympathy from the farms. I'm not completing the other requests by CallmeCicada because that's too ridiculous. I don't trust KiwiFarms. I'm not taking advice from them.

However.

I'll help them complete my page to help it go live. Starting with during my childhood years, I freaked out over noises in my ear. It began way back there.

Dafuq does he mean "the other requests by @CallmeCicada"? That was their only request that fucking faggot. I'm the only one here who actually put forward peace terms and was willing to negotiate (with a pedophile mind you Alex). I don't think the other requests were ridiculous at all. He said himself that his parents know he jerks off to loli amputee's, so how is it ridiculous to make a video proving that? He also already has a list of his goon material on whatever website that was. All he really had to do was write it all by hand and throw it in a fire saying a prayer to Odin.

Fuck you Alex. You're worse than literal human waste. Buy a rope in Mexico. I will make no more negotiation attempts with you. You will continue to watch as I shitpost you. I will not stop. I will watch with glee as Sheldon takes every bit of your retard bucks after he wins his lawsuit.

#IStandWithSheldon

 

[PaperRoads]

It hasn't even been an hour and he's back at it again


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Kiwifarms shutting down will still be in my favor. I still don't have respect for anyone there. But at least Sheldon Donner had some good things to point out about me when I realized I was going too far.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

OK, let's give Alex a W today.

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He lives, rent free, in Alex Hogendorp's ugly, dumb porcine head.

 

[CallmeCicada]

I still don't have respect for anyone there.

@Lunar Eclipse Paradox

You don't respect me, Alex? Then why did you sing my song request though? Hurtful.

 

[PaperRoads]

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Honestly. Kiwifarms is not a site for anyone. Social media isn't for anyone really, but we keep breaking our own rules.

 

[downloads]

Saw a thread on Reddit with someone crying about being bullied by the evil Kiwi Farms, came here, found this great thread, am now a fan. I do like that he called his child abuse scribbles "experimental drawings". Alex, you should tell those people asking you to call the police that you draw child sexual abuse, which by the by, is very illegal in Canada, I bet you have a fun hard drive.

Not that exciting, but here's an archive of I was bullied heavily by KiwiFarms for over a week.

An older archive just cause.
Person on Kiwifarms making a bad impression out of a skeb artwork.

 

[CallmeCicada]

Saw a thread on Reddit with someone crying about being bullied by the evil Kiwi Farms, came here, found this great thread, am now a fan. I do like that he called his child abuse scribbles "experimental drawings". Alex, you should tell those people asking you to call the police that you draw child sexual abuse, which by the by, is very illegal in Canada, I bet you have a fun hard drive.

Not that exciting, but here's an archive of I was bullied heavily by KiwiFarms for over a week.

An older archive just cause.
Person on Kiwifarms making a bad impression out of a skeb artwork.

There was another one further back in the thread where @Glowie got a shoutout on Reddit.

 

[Smokeski]

These people never take the simple advice of "stop posting", its really incredible how all these people cannot help but feed the trolls. I havent seen a dobson update in so long, and thats because he stopped feeding the trolls.