Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

I want to hear what he told his parents about the kiwi farms, what specfically he shared with them and how much do they actually know about his online activities.
Pretty sure they don't know anything besides the "bullying" and sister posting. Probably just got tired of hearing him scream murder and rape threats in his room. They're clearly not doing enough to keep him contained since he keeps quietly coming back every few days or so, so I doubt they really give a shit.
 
I want to hear what he told his parents about the kiwi farms, what specfically he shared with them and how much do they actually know about his online activities.
I wouldn't believe a word Alex has to say on the matter. There's no shot in hell his parents, after seeing the contents of his OP, don't just rip the cable right out of the wall and have him interred in the nearest psych ward. If he tells them anything it's going to be very watered down and generous to himself. While we have seen the mother of a certain zoophile on here (whose name escapes me at the moment) run interference for her son with full knowledge of what he was into, Alex's parents seem well-adjusted enough with what we have here to lead me to believe they would not stand to have him indulge. 0% chance they let him keep jerking off to dogs and amputee children.

If we do get any sort of update from the 'family' it is 100% going to be Alex coming on with a sock going "I'm totally Mr. Alex's Dad and we are very disappointed in him and grounded him and took away his playstation", or he's just going to say they said that himself. No chance they know the fullest extent of what he's into beyond being a raving porn addict in his room.

edit: Why is it that every single thread I'm highlight hopping in I find Alex being a degen :story:
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I saw the Homestar Runner feature and realized something terrifying. Alex probably masturbated thinking about him when he was growing up.
Come to think of it, that's actually the first thing I thought of when I clicked the new Flash animation and saw this character for the first time in years.

What the hell is this place doing to my brain...
 
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