Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

[CallmeCicada]

The moral of this story, Kiwis. Is that good will is hard to earn and easy to lose. Don't be surprised when you have a hard time to earn people's trust back.

 

[PaperRoads]

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I'll be taking some time off from Kiwifarms, so I guess bear hammer (or anyone else) can take over archiving duties for a while.

 

[PositiveMonk]

I like the idea that eventually @bear hammer is just going to be posting to himself and see no discussion of Alex in this thread. Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In his Lane. Focused. Flourishing. He'll finally be having fun on the Kiwi Farms. Enjoy your perfect thread buddy

 

[DickMain]

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I'll be taking some time off from Kiwifarms, so I guess bear hammer (or anyone else) can take over archiving duties for a while.

lol we're manipulating people now? Okay, Alex, leak the DM's on who directed you to jerk off to underaged amputees.

 

[The Un-Clit]

This is will be my last meta statement.

If @PaperRoads made that exact same post, literally no one would care, and there would be zero asshurt.

Sheldon is apart of alextory, rather you like it or not, so this is relevent.

You will not stop me from doing my american duty of making fun of a fat autistic canadian.

Anyone who objects to this will be put on ignore.

Nobody was asshurt but you, you turbo-autist.

And no matter who made a post with only a single statement about the subject in the thread of a video link, users here would have commented on that fact, and if the uploader was someone who didn't constantly get a red ass over the littlest shit, they would take it as constructive criticism and think before their next post if there is enough reference to the topic of the thread to bother posting it or not.

 

[DickMain]

Nobody was asshurt but you, you turbo-autist.

And no matter who made a post with only a single statement about the subject in the thread of a video link, users here would have commented on that fact, and if the uploader was someone who didn't constantly get a red ass over the littlest shit, they would take it as constructive criticism and think before their next post if there is enough reference to the topic of the thread to bother posting it or not.

Careful, he's gonna come shit up your profile page and hit that block button on you.

 

[IKOL]

I WILL continue to update this thread with information I find relevant, I WILL continue to inform the masses on all things even remotely related to Alex, and I WILL put everyone who seethes about this on ignore.

Simple as.

Over my dead nipples. Or CallmeCicada's left nut.

I'm just being silly.

 

[Gravemind]

If @PaperRoads made that exact same post, literally no one would care, and there would be zero asshurt.

Nah, if he posted some random video that had very little to do with Alex outside of a passing mention, I'm pretty sure we'd also point that out and maybe give him a little shit over what a nothingburger that is.

You, however, have consistently shown this obsessive need to not only document every single instance of Alex existing, but to specifically make yourself known as the one documenting it. I'm almost positive that if you caught Alex breathing out in public, you would probably make a post about that too. More than the attention whoring, it's almost borderline a-loggy in a way and I can't help but wonder at the reason for this sheer degree of compulsory obsession with the thread subject.

 

[DickMain]

I WILL continue to update this thread with information I find relevant, I WILL continue to inform the masses on all things even remotely related to Alex, and I WILL put everyone who seethes about this on ignore.

Simple as.

Yeah, I don't know, maybe I was speaking out of turn when I called you mad. Sometimes I'm just plain wrong. You sure showed me today though.

Nah, if he posted some random video that had very little to do with Alex outside of a passing mention, I'm pretty sure we'd also point that out and maybe give him a little shit over what a nothingburger that is.

You, however, have consistently shown this obsessive need to not only document every single instance of Alex existing, but to specifically make yourself known as the one documenting it. I'm almost positive that if you caught Alex breathing out in public, you would probably make a post about that too. More than the attention whoring, it's almost borderline a-loggy in a way and I can't help but wonder at the reason for this sheer degree of compulsory obsession with the thread subject.

What's especially funny to me is that he's doing this in threads adjacent to Sperg and Admiral who have done nothing but bat it out of the park with documenting PL'ing retards in easy-to-track lately. It's almost like he's asking for a thread at this point.

 

[Xev]

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I'll be taking some time off from Kiwifarms, so I guess bear hammer (or anyone else) can take over archiving duties for a while.

Did Alex have his sister write that. Seems to lack his flair for sperg.

 

[bear hammer]

Did Alex have his sister write that. Seems to lack his flair for sperg.

The mention of “my parents advised me” and the focus on mental health and stepping away from social media does make it possible that a family member helped him, especially if they were concerned about the fallout. Could be his sister, could be his parents directly, it definitely doesn’t have the same emotional volatility or style Alex normally uses.

 

[ChromaQuack]

If @PaperRoads made that exact same post, literally no one would care, and there would be zero asshurt.

Hypotheticals only work if they're feasible and not malding delusions of jealousy over internet forum clout. Try a realistic scenario next time. Better yet, try going outside and meeting people before I unironically start a write up. Consider this the only heads up you're getting. Be grateful there is one at all.

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

I was listening to Misfits earlier when I realized this song fits Alex to a T lol.
Not to mention that he looks exactly like the fiend in the Funky the Clown raped me video lmao, even.

 

[Rango Dango]

Hell yeah! Let's go!

I actually do know what some of the Chinese characters mean. Not all of them though, I'm still learning Mandarin.

I wonder if he's still learning mandarin and if he really understood some of the characters or if it was just an another lie

 

[Dr. Arinsu]

Still crazy looking at Emily's thread to see him shit on her and now here he is lol.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I wonder if he's still learning mandarin and if he really understood some of the characters or if it was just an another lie

Seeing as he claims Spanish is the language he is "the most good at" and he couldn't read or pronounce the words on his beer can, I am going to go out on a limb and say it was a lie.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Sight's redesign is done. Effortpost ahead!

 

[A Very Big Fish]

I wonder if he's still learning mandarin and if he really understood some of the characters or if it was just an another lie

Even giving him the greatest benefit of the doubt, he's probably just using google and being a weeb. Kanji is shared between the various Chinese dialects and Japanese, but they aren't mutually intelligible languages. If you were fluent, you could definitely get the gist of something, but I doubt Alex does. It got mentioned a while back, but one of Alex's OC's was called Tenka, and used the Kanji 天化 which is a very weird way to write snow in Japanese, instead of the normal 雪 (Yuki) and usually has a rather esoteric Buddhist connotation, that I 100% believe was not intentional.

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

Nah, if he posted some random video that had very little to do with Alex outside of a passing mention, I'm pretty sure we'd also point that out and maybe give him a little shit over what a nothingburger that is.

You, however, have consistently shown this obsessive need to not only document every single instance of Alex existing, but to specifically make yourself known as the one documenting it. I'm almost positive that if you caught Alex breathing out in public, you would probably make a post about that too. More than the attention whoring, it's almost borderline a-loggy in a way and I can't help but wonder at the reason for this sheer degree of compulsory obsession with the thread subject.

Lmfao "bordering".
Nigga he IS an a-log.

 

[Gravemind]

Lmfao "bordering".
Nigga he IS an a-log.

I was trying to be generous with consideration to the fact that he hasn't quite reached the stage where he's making death threats to Alex in order to prove his own superiority. Yet.