Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Captain Manning]

Nick has to mean 2 grams of coke in the bullet.
(a bullet is just a little portable way to carry and toot your coke without having to cut lines, it just loads a bump and you put it to your nose and sniff)
Or is he claiming that there was 56 grams (2 ounces) of coke on top of the refer?
He is a burn out.
Take your holey brain and hang it up, Nick.
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I agree.

He had to have misspoke. Because if he had 2 ounces/56.7 grams that's actually first degree possession (anything more than 50 grams). They'd start thinking he's a dealer, and not just a junkie.

Nick is literally mental retard tier on anything with numbers. He claimed to have had a 107 degree fever for instance. He's just a total Daniel Larson level math retard.

Which he has admitted. He's said he's shit at math.

Funny story: I was in the ICU in January. Which is why I wasn't posting here for most of that month. I contracted Influenza A that went into Pneumonia and caused "acute respiratory failure." They had to knock my ass out and intubate me. Fun times!

Anyways, despite all that, at no point did my body temperature reach 107 (I asked). During my recovery I told one of the nurses the story of Nick and his 107 temperature. She laughed and told me he was ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT LYING (well, not quite like Nick to the cop, but in so many words anyways).

 

[Vibralldo]

Funny story: I was in the ICU in January. Which is why I wasn't posting here for most of that month. I contracted Influenza A that went into Pneumonia and caused "acute respiratory failure." They had to knock my ass out and intubate me. Fun times!

At least you can afford an uber to the hospital now

Nick probably can't say the same

 

[AnOminous]

Apparently this is a reference to the shape of Aaron Imholte's penis.

Even with this "explanation" this is still unintelligible retard babble to me. No surprise whatever it means, it's something incredibly faggoty.

Which he has admitted. He's said he's shit at math.

There's shit at math and there's literally headbanging crayon eating retardation. Of course, yeah, we know, he tards out and punches himself in the face. What a mongo. Amazing someone who belongs in a home as much as Chris-Chan does somehow passed as normal for a fairly long time.

 

[Scorpion From MK]

Starting at 1:08:12:

1:08:10 - 1:09:32

Spoiler: Transcript

0:02 - 0:14
New Zealander: Did they take the safe like do you have that now or is it gone?
Rekieta: Uh I do not have the safe uh but it is not on their inventory list I don't really know where it is at the moment.
New Zealander: All right

0:15 - 0:33
Melton: Just another another pound of cocaine that disappeared off the face of the evidence room
Rekieta: No but the 2 ounces from the top of the fridge did disappear it's gone
Melton: You were doing coke off the fridge?
Rekieta: No the the bullet the bullet on was they said the bullet on the nightstand that was on top of the fridge all right

0:34 - 0:57
Melton: With April's credit card
Rekieta: Yeah that cocaine I'm not joking it's not in Discovery anywhere there no photos of that.
Rekieta: [On] the body cam footage they open it up and you can see that there it's full of cocaine they closed the thing back up but they didn't want they're running out of drug tests uh the field tests and so they're which are expensive so they're like we'll just take it back to the station and test it.

0:58 - 1:23
Rekieta: I got (gets cut off)
New Zealander: A field test is not a good thing when they're looking through your house.
Rekieta: I got uh I got the pictures of all of the all of the recovered stuff and that exhibit it's exhibit 2 there is no cocaine there's no cocaine associated with that bullet. It's nowhere to be found it's amazing like there's allegedly 2 ounces of cocaine and that thing and uh and it just it just vanished like maybe up a nose or two I don't know I have no idea.

Nick in chat of Bedabbler’s show

Attached is a text and a JSON file of the youtube chat in a ZIP.

 

[Captain Manning]

Short appearance. Nick makes a legal prediction and suggests that Aaron is on drugs.

Honestly, his prediction on Aaron pleading out is in line with what with others have said. Including Sean. So no complaints there. He's also not wrong that Aaron is an attention whore.

It is funny though how he observes how Aaron is taking more frequent breaks. Remember "checking on Kayla?" Or like the 45 minute "bathroom break?" It takes one to know one, so maybe he's right. I dunno.

0:15 - 0:33
Melton: just another another pound of cocaine that disappeared off the face of the evidence room
Rekieta: No but the 2 ounces from the top of the fridge did disappear it's gone
Melton: You were doing coke off the fridge?
Rekieta: No the the bullet the bullet on was they said the bullet on the nightstand that was on top of the fridge all right

Yeah, he means grams but is brain fried. He has to. You're not fitting 2 ounces (56.7 grams) into a cocaine bullet. He'd also be in much deeper shit if they found that.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Yeah, he means grams but is brain fried. He has to.

No no, this was an excited utterance and an admission against interest. Trust me, I've listened to some top Youtube child neglecters.

 

[Fapcop]

Short appearance. Nick makes a legal prediction and suggests that Aaron is on drugs.

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Gotta love it.

That cocaine shit will follow him for the rest of his life.

No matter how hard Nick will try to dunk on someone, no matter how massive an own he’ll score on some NERD, there will always be a detractor who preemptively drowns his win with a simple: “Didn’t you preteen daughter test positive for cocaine at ten times the cutoff level?”

Funny story: I was in the ICU in January. Which is why I wasn't posting here for most of that month. I contracted Influenza A that went into Pneumonia and caused "acute respiratory failure." They had to knock my ass out and intubate me. Fun times!

Wtf?!? Flu can do that?! Glad I’m somehow immune.

Regardless, good to have you back

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Nick is allegedly streaming today.


Also, he is a Math retard on top of being an actual retard. He's just saying dumb white everyday.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

No no, this was an excited utterance and an admission against interest. Trust me, I've listened to some top Youtube child neglecters.

It was an utterance against Aaron's interest, the law has a clause exactly for a case like this where someone needs to own their former gay lover.
The evidence gets in!

 

[Vibralldo]

There's shit at math and there's literally headbanging crayon eating retardation

It doesn't indicate that Nick's shit at math, it indicates Nick is shit at biology, which the comments on how he isn't an addict and the magic metabolites and giving his daughter cocaine as medicine support

 

[Fapcop]

It doesn't indicate that Nick's shit at math, it indicates Nick is shit at biology, which the comments on how he isn't an addict and the magic metabolites and giving his daughter cocaine as medicine support

I’d argue that he’s shit at life.

Imagine going from a silver spoon fed faggot with a successful streaming “career”, a cute wife and five kids, to whatever the fuck Nick is these days.

A fail-ghoul-lolcow tarding out on Twitter and constantly reminding everyone how his daughter’s positive cocaine test totally, totally wasn’t his fault.

(And on top of that, pimping out his poor wife in court to get his ex-gay lover a proverbial legal slap on the wrist.)

And here I thought Nick was actually smart enough give up on streaming and the internet, and slink into a corner to live the rest of his immensely privileged life in a relative obscurity until the day karma hits him in a decade or two in the form of liver disease or a coke-stroke/heartattack.

Guess I was wrong. He’s actually retarded enough to continue to dance for our entertainment while howling: “NO PRUUUDE!! THE COCAINE WAS IN A LOCKBOX!!!” To anybody who cares enough about Nick to laugh at him.

 

[Captain Manning]

Wtf?!? Flu can do that?!

Not really the flu virus itself. However, if it goes into pneumonia you can be in some serious shit, as I was.

There's a really nasty strain of the Influenza A virus going around, so be careful. Particularly if you are a smoker (as I am) or have other chronic health issues (as I do).

Nick has five kids, so I don't necessarily disbelieve him when he says he's sick, but that 107 degree temperature story was just ridiculous bullshit.

 

[LiquidKid]

I know people bring this up a lot, but I truly fucking hate the paintings he has. They look like the garbage art you buy at a surplus outlet like Ross or TJ Maxx because you’re poor but want your teenager’s bedroom to look decorated. The fact that he spent tens of thousands in such god awful art is genuinely embarrassing

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

It doesn't indicate that Nick's shit at math, it indicates Nick is shit at biology,

Both! Both! Both!

 

[Watching Rekieta]

I still really would love to see Aaron come at Nick with defamation charges. Even if it was completely frivolous or stupid, I just relish the idea of Nick fighting two defamation cases at once, pretty sure that would be a lolcow first.

I want Melton to go after him. That way, Nick can simultaneously be sued for saying someone is a pedo and for saying someone isn't a pedo.

Funny story: I was in the ICU in January. Which is why I wasn't posting here for most of that month. I contracted Influenza A that went into Pneumonia and caused "acute respiratory failure." They had to knock my ass out and intubate me. Fun times!

Holy Shit! Nick literally saved your life. And he's never asked you for anything.

There's shit at math and there's literally headbanging crayon eating retardation. Of course, yeah, we know, he tards out and punches himself in the face. What a mongo. Amazing someone who belongs in a home as much as Chris-Chan does somehow passed as normal for a fairly long time.

Nick fucked up a free house by fucking up a trust fund. Unfortunately, he brought 5 fully retarded children into the world and the trust fund isn't large enough to keep them a Rekieta retard standard. We know this because Nick says his kids are "exceptional." The Rekieta scale transitions from "exceptional" to "genius" around an IQ of 80. There are no no genius level Rekietas.

 

[Swole McPole]

He has also admitted that 2 ounces of coke in a bullet was out in the open for any wondering kid to find.

Those bullets don't hold two ounces of coke. Two grams perhaps. No way you'd get two ounces in one. I understood him to be claiming that he had a bag containing two ounces on top of the fridge and the bullet (probably containing about a gram or so) on top of the nightstand with April's credit card.

These were taken into evidence and have since disappeared.

If I was a resident of Minnesota, I'd be demanding some answers about here. Where's Rekieta's cocaine? Did the cops cut him a sweetheart deal in return for his big bag of Yayo? Did they make two ounces of coke just disappear so that Rekieta could get a walk?

Somebody needs to get Internal Affairs involved and start looking into Nick's claims immediately. And they need to put his plea arrangement on hold until this all gets sorted out.

Also: Nick wasn't buying an ounce at a time, he was buying a quarter pound at a time? That's a mountain of cocaine for personal use.

 

[crab fucker]

At this point I'm putting all of my black magic retard energy into hoping that Rekieta gets disbarred when Aaron provides enough evidence of him entering his accounts and reviewing privileged legal documents.

 

[Strix454]

At this point I'm putting all of my black magic retard energy into hoping that Rekieta gets disbarred when Aaron provides enough evidence of him entering his accounts and reviewing privileged legal documents.

Nick is already suspended for not doing required things. Given his decayed mental and physical state, its rather doubtful IMO that he will ever be able to practice law again just based on the continuing education requirements. He has disbarred himself. He could get into a legal problem where they take action against him, but they might not even see it as worth it anymore.

 

[Vibralldo]

Nick is already suspended for not doing required things. Given his decayed mental and physical state, its rather doubtful IMO that he will ever be able to practice law again just based on the continuing education requirements. He has disbarred himself. He could get into a legal problem where they take action against him, but they might not even see it as worth it anymore.

The fact that if you google "Nick Rekieta" and the first result is how he pled guilty to drug possession probably doesn't help either

 

[Ohhamburgers]

Imagine defending this freak because he hates someone you hate.