Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

[ChonkyNeko]

It hasn't even been an hour and he's back at it again
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Kiwifarms shutting down will still be in my favor. I still don't have respect for anyone there. But at least Sheldon Donner had some good things to point out about me when I realized I was going too far.

Not even. It was 38 minutes before he came back.
A whole half-hour. Fuckin' lol.

 

[Manuel Noriega]

Everybody here has done such a fantastic job chronicling this lunatic. All of you deserve a good movie for all the effort put in. One straight from Alex's channel of course!

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964)​

(movie above is in the public domain)

 

[CallmeCicada]

Take a shot.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

"I am leaving forever and will not be reading anything the trolls have to say unless it is something positive. So I will continue to read each post obsessively since that is the only way to see if they are saying anything nice about me"

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

Man, it is Saturday.
This fucker doesn't drink or anything?

 

[CallmeCicada]

Speaking of movies, do you think this lunatic gooned to the Black Knight scene in Monty Python & The Holy Grail?
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https://kiwifarms.st/profile-posts/598325/

 

[Manuel Noriega]

Man, it is Saturday.
This fucker doesn't drink or anything?

Does he look like he can stomache anything past root beer?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Man, it is Saturday.
This fucker doesn't drink or anything?

He really shouldn't since he's on some heavy psych meds and he could die. Or maybe he should. YOLO, Alex. Mix the Abilify and some tequila. Just imagine the worm as an armless little girl.

 

[PaperRoads]

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I wanted to be cool, but what is being cool?

 

[Count Grishnackh]

Does he look like he can stomache anything past root beer?
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Look at those nasty teeth, gritting! He'll be drinking from a straw, if this keeps up.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

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I wanted to be cool, but what is being cool?

This nigga is in his mid 20s wanting to be "cool."

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I wanted to be cool, but what is being cool?

Room temperature? You can do it, Alex! I believe in you!

Spoiler: A cool guy

 

[Count Grishnackh]

Room temperature? You can do it, Alex! I believe in you!

Spoiler: A cool guy

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"What's cooler than being cool? Ice cold!!!"

 

[Manuel Noriega]

"What's cooler than being cool? Ice cold!!!"

Alex will never be "cool" even if he listens to Vanilla Ice 24/7

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

I think Alex would be even cooler if he started doing drugs

 

[AnOminous]

No way fucking Sheldon Donner convinced him to stop sperging out
Also, no. We're not going to harass Sheldon.

We're not harassing anyone. How is Kiwi harassment even real, nigga, just like close the website nigga, just like ignore your thread. Just like quit jerking off to your fantasies of chopping off the limbs of little children and then raping them you freak.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

I think Alex would be even cooler if he started doing drugs

Cool people do cocaine. Coke is the drug of the rich. It's also cheaper in Mexico Alex. Take your retard leaf dollars and do some cocaine for us. Put on a fucking show.

 

[PaperRoads]

Alex, you're only a freakshow here and on very small corners of youtube, in real life, nobody cares. Was/Is Kiwifarms that important in your life?


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I hate being a freakshow, the only thing I can be thankful for is at least I am not completely defective.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Cool people do cocaine. Coke is the drug of the rich. It's also cheaper in Mexico Alex. Take your retard leaf dollars and do some cocaine for us. Put on a fucking show.

DO NOT DO THIS ALEX!!!

Cocaine is a terrible drug and will ruin your life and the lives of your family. Go for some pure uncut fentanyl. It's cheaper and gets you more high.

 

[ChonkyNeko]

We're not harassing anyone. How is Kiwi harassment even real, nigga, just like close the website nigga, just like ignore your thread. Just like quit jerking off to your fantasies of chopping off the limbs of little children and then raping them you freak.

In the words of Tyler the Creator, "Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Cyber Bullying Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha"