Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

[Cheesy Beavy]

at least I am not completely defective.

I don't know about that one champ.

 

[lolcow yoghurt]

Go for MPTP, Alex. Best stimulant ever. Meth but healthier.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

Go for some pure uncut fentanyl. It's cheaper

"It's cheaper" means it's a poor person's drug. Cocaine is for cool rich people who are white. Alex would rather be cool, not some street peasant.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

I think the funniest thing about this entire situation is that Alex fucked over his friend Josh by getting him involved for no reason, now Josh has a community guideline strike and the farms watching over him. Good job Alex, you fucked over your skid friend because your feelings got hurt. Hope it was worth it!

 

[ChonkyNeko]

"It's cheaper" means it's a poor person's drug. Cocaine is for cool rich people who are white. Alex would rather be cool, not some street peasant.

Whatever the case, he should definitely avoid weed.
It's legal in his country meaning it's for lame normies who wanna get buzzed but not get completely fucked up. Getting completely fucked up is the cool way to do 'em after all.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

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This shall be the last day I read what people say about me on KiwiFarms. If me and Sheldon Donner are gonna be documented and ridiculed on there. I'll accept it since he accepts it himself. I felt sorry for XXXPrince the 2nd and retracted the copyright strike on his channel. I've gone into psychosis in the past couple of days going on some extreme SJW rants. I have planned to go through psychotherapy in the coming months. I never thought I'd act like the internet tough guy I am, but here I am. I accept Sheldon's advice and will continue to move on from here even if KiwiFarms will continue to ridicule us forever. I still don't like KiwiFarms and heavily disagree with many of what's said here, but let them speak.

How well will this age Kiwis?

Alex, what the fuck do you run on? Pure crack? I leave for a whole day and the thread has 20 more pages because the sperging still hasn't stopped. I'm just a a poor human who tries to put at least a little bit of effort into their posts but has to keep catching up with everything. What the actual fuck.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Whatever the case, he should definitely avoid weed.
It's legal in his country meaning it's for lame normies who wanna get buzzed but not get completely fucked up. Getting completely fucked up is the cool way to do 'em after all.

Either way, Alex is too autistic and retarded to do coke videos, weed videos or become the weeaboo version of Ethan Ralph. He isn’t strong or resilient enough to become addicted to drugs or pilling out xannies like Ralph does. On a positive note, we see him mentally relapse over Kiwi Farms and Jewsh every single day.

 

[PaperRoads]

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I still hate KiwiFarms though. I hate trolls. They manipulate the vulnerable into doing nasty things.

Are you the "vulnerable" one Alex?

 

[Manuel Noriega]

Alex, what the fuck do you run on? Pure crack? I leave for a whole day and the thread has 20 more pages because the sperging still hasn't stopped. I'm just a a poor human who tries to put at least a little bit of effort into their posts but has to keep catching up with everything. What the actual fuck.

Alex has one speed and that speed is "fuck you"

 

[NaggotFigger]

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I still hate KiwiFarms though. I hate trolls. They manipulate the vulnerable into doing nasty things.

Are you the "vulnerable" one Alex?

A: He has autism. Simple as.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

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I still hate KiwiFarms though. I hate trolls. They manipulate the vulnerable into doing nasty things.

Are you the "vulnerable" one Alex?

Alright. I admit it. It was all a years long gay op to get Alex addicted to Japanese amputee loli porn. And to get him to denounce democracy. And get him to believe in the flat Earth theory. And to create shitty techno music. And to create an entire network of socks accounts to promote himself. And the clown rape, can't forget forcing him to pretend he was a clown raping himself. And to decide he was a non-binary bisexual.

Yup. Kiwifarms made him do all that. I am ashamed of myself.

 

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

Cocaine is a terrible drug and will ruin your life and the lives of your family.

We don't need a Balldo arc this soon.

 

[CallmeCicada]

They manipulate the vulnerable into doing nasty things.

It's true. I manipulated him into singing Nu metal. You should have respected me, Alex.

 

[lolcow yoghurt]

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It's true. I manipulated him into singing Nu metal. You should have respected me, Alex.

Now manipulate him into being a normal person who is attracted to adult women with all limbs intact.

 

[NaggotFigger]

I still hate KiwiFarms though. I hate trolls. They manipulate the vulnerable into doing nasty things

No need to thank me for Rickrolling you 3~5 times and make you sing GUMMO.

 

[CallmeCicada]

Now manipulate him into being a normal person who is attracted to adult women with all limbs intact.

Ez, just sign my petition and Alex will be cured.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

This is possibly late and obvious to anyone but Alex, but I'll try to run down a list:

1. No one here would have known who Noushintou Hoshi was if it wasn't for Alex sperging non-stop about her on Kiwi Farms. If anything, Alex is to blame for any of the "bullying" in this thread she gets. (And this site has a no contact rule anyhow. If anyone attempts it, that's on them.)
2. I have been pretty light on Alex and only added the posts about Noushintou because I figured that at this point, people were going to look for her eventually.
3. Searching up her romanji name "Noushintou Hoshi" will give results to Kiwi Farms and Alex's socials, but searching for her name in japanese name 脳震盪ほし will either give her own social media accounts, or medical information on concussions in japanese. No Kiwi Farms results for the Japanese search.
4. At this point I'm convinced that Alex went under the radar through sheer luck. Alex is such a good example of what not to do before and after getting sunshined that I might add it to the Cybersecurity 101 thread.

 

[AnOminous]

4. At this point I'm convinced that Alex went under the radar through sheer luck. Alex is such a good example of what not to do before and after getting sunshined that I might add it to the Cybersecurity 101 thread.

People told him he was being a weirdo and schizoposting and gave him every opportunity to knock that shit off, but he just had to keep begging for attention. Now that he's got it, he's mad.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

A reasonable take from Alex?

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He doesn't even need to apologize. He gave us a few days of top notch entertainment, and if he manages to grow as a person because of it () - that's even better, everybody's a sucker for a good redemption arc and those are like Holy Grail of the lolcow sphere.

 

[30+GameOvers]

This nigger is genuinely spending his entire vacation in Mexico sperging out at Kiwi Farms