Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.

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She's reposting this again? My edit is a few pages back. Here's some more of her content that she might try to pass off as 'new'.

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I wonder if she’s talking to us with that comic about reusing art? I haven’t popped over to Reddit or threads in a while so I’m not sure if she’s been getting that criticism in other places, but I know it’s a constant criticism here.

Ellen, it’s not just about the copy paste of the art, it’s also about the reused ideas, the stupid political takes, the reused comics (as in the whole “comic” copy pasted) and trying to pass it off as new, and let’s not forget you putting your porn/porn comics next to comics of your children.

When your children grow up and resent you, think back to this site and how we told you multiple times how you’re sick and disgusting for putting porn next to comics of your kids. How we told you multiple times using the same name for your porn and your comics is a bad idea. How we told you multiple times that when the other kids find out you do porn and flash your pancake ass online, your kids will get bullied relentlessly. You have no one to blame but yourself.
 
She's reposting this again? My edit is a few pages back. Here's some more of her content that she might try to pass off as 'new'.

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That last Elon looks more like Patrick Tomlinson. Always a good sign when you need to label your caricatures
 
She's reposting this again? My edit is a few pages back. Here's some more of her content that she might try to pass off as 'new'.

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All of these are varying levels of terrible. But for some reason the "laziness" one is actually making me grit my teeth because I can feel the condescension dripping off of those speech bubbles. Go ahead and give me top hats, this bitch is actually insufferable.
 
Jesus christ allowing Trannies to live was a mistake.

There is no science that says trannies are women. The science says otherwise.

And ends it with calling on the stupid Ikea shark that trannies venerate because they are also dangerous predators.
The second point about redefining phobia in this one specific usage for no reason is hilarious

"thou shalt not attempt to oppress to the degree you even police the language used"

THAT'S LITERALLY WHAT YOU FREAKS DO 24/7 LMAO
 
The fact she claims she doesn't have a tablet so she can reuse art is beyond lame. What, does she draw everything with a mouse?
Not to mention there are $20 tablets on the market that are just dandy.
If her wrist is that bad she needs to do actually stretches and shit.
Hell, even getting upset at people because "I don't see you doing the same" is just dumb; your fans are your clients. If you're making content for them, and they complain about laziness, maybe it's something you should fix instead of getting mad.

Edit: adding some mild sperging relating to her obnoxious "don't fuck with us" Canadian attitude
So, as a Canadian seeing her going on about how much better we have it here just pisses me off.
A gallon of milk is like, $6. And has been for years.
She makes me think of those annoying old ladies bandstanding in the grocery stores this last month, convinced that by not buying American they'll somehow cripple the US economy. I had some old bag yell at me for not buying local tomatoes, only for me to point out there are NO tomatoes local to us this time of year. The shitty hot house ones don't count, let me buy my tomates.
If you want some fun, watch some old Karen panic when they realize Hidden Valley ranch dressing isn't Canadian. Or better yet, see them rationalize the fact we totally grow oranges in Ontario (we don't). Maybe if they care so much about Canadian product, they should have been buying it from day 1.
 
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I think she posted that she bought a tablet around when this thread was starting, so it may be just an older comic?
Yes, it's from 2 years ago:
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From the title of this comic it seems that she bought it around 1 year ago, can't be assed to find any announcement post of it, got this by searching "tablet" by her account on reddit.
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Edit: She has disclosed her former work process, I think she maybe returned to it again.
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What the fuck is any of this? Elon isn't a Nazi, he surrounds himself with kikes jeets and spics same as Trump.
"Nazi" just means "someone I don't agree with" to these diseased mentally ill freaks.
From the title of this comic it seems that she bought it around 1 year ago, can't be assed to find any announcement post of it, got this by searching "tablet" by her account on reddit.
This bitch claims to be good at drawing furries in this comic? Bitch, sorry, you suck at drawing furries, too. You're just bad in general.
 
What the fuck is any of this? Elon isn't a Nazi, he surrounds himself with kikes jeets and spics same as Trump.
Just another display of hypocrisy. These are the white libs that will defer to a black woman to give them their opinion, believe "mansplaining" is a thing, think gay asians should be hired to write a gay asian playing a gay asian, etc. etc....

But then call Musk a "literal Nazi" despite the ADL, the most hostile all-jew jew fraternity on the planet that will call someone an antisemite for having two coins in their pocket clinking together, saying "doing an awkward gesture doesn't make you a nazi". I guess speaking for Jews is o-k.

There's somehow more "literal nazis" in 2025 than 1940 it's crazy. Maybe it's timetravel like Endgame and literal Hitler is coming with the Infinity Gauntlet to snap the other half into ash dust
 
Just another display of hypocrisy. These are the white libs that will defer to a black woman to give them their opinion, believe "mansplaining" is a thing, think gay asians should be hired to write a gay asian playing a gay asian, etc. etc....

But then call Musk a "literal Nazi" despite the ADL, the most hostile all-jew jew fraternity on the planet that will call someone an antisemite for having two coins in their pocket clinking together, saying "doing an awkward gesture doesn't make you a nazi". I guess speaking for Jews is o-k.

There's somehow more "literal nazis" in 2025 than 1940 it's crazy. Maybe it's timetravel like Endgame and literal Hitler is coming with the Infinity Gauntlet to snap the other half into ash dust
It's not time travel, if time travel were real we would have no idea who Hitler is. Either that or he became so anti Semitic because Jews kept travelling back in time to try to kill him.
 
It's not time travel, if time travel were real we would have no idea who Hitler is. Either that or he became so anti Semitic because Jews kept travelling back in time to try to kill him.
Either that or he became so anti Semitic

He used to be a painter. Coincidence?


A lot of scientists think if timetravel WERE possible you could only move forward in time because of exactly what you said but I digress
 
It's not time travel, if time travel were real we would have no idea who Hitler is. Either that or he became so anti Semitic because Jews kept travelling back in time to try to kill him.
Everyone wants to travel to 1939 and kill Hitler. No one want to travel to 1925 and buy some paintings.
 
It's not time travel, if time travel were real we would have no idea who Hitler is. Either that or he became so anti Semitic because Jews kept travelling back in time to try to kill him.
We don't have evidence that Hitler wasn't the world's greatest kung fu master after surviving countless time traveling assassins.
 
The fact she claims she doesn't have a tablet so she can reuse art is beyond lame. What, does she draw everything with a mouse?
Not to mention there are $20 tablets on the market that are just dandy.
If her wrist is that bad she needs to do actually stretches and shit.
Hell, even getting upset at people because "I don't see you doing the same" is just dumb; your fans are your clients. If you're making content for them, and they complain about laziness, maybe it's something you should fix instead of getting mad.

Edit: adding some mild sperging relating to her obnoxious "don't fuck with us" Canadian attitude
So, as a Canadian seeing her going on about how much better we have it here just pisses me off.
A gallon of milk is like, $6. And has been for years.
She makes me think of those annoying old ladies bandstanding in the grocery stores this last month, convinced that by not buying American they'll somehow cripple the US economy. I had some old bag yell at me for not buying local tomatoes, only for me to point out there are NO tomatoes local to us this time of year. The shitty hot house ones don't count, let me buy my tomates.
If you want some fun, watch some old Karen panic when they realize Hidden Valley ranch dressing isn't Canadian. Or better yet, see them rationalize the fact we totally grow oranges in Ontario (we don't). Maybe if they care so much about Canadian product, they should have been buying it from day 1.
Her excuse of having no tablet is just dumb when there's people out there drawing amazing art using things like the Nintendo 3DS or even calculators of all things.
Art isn't about the tools you use, it's about how you use them, and she uses all her tools terribly.
 
Her excuse of having no tablet is just dumb when there's people out there drawing amazing art using things like the Nintendo 3DS or even calculators of all things.
Art isn't about the tools you use, it's about how you use them, and she uses all her tools terribly.
Ah, but there in lies the rub.

Artists make art, with tools.

Whores are tools, who try to make art.
 
Everyone wants to travel to 1939 and kill Hitler. No one want to travel to 1925 and buy some paintings.
No no no....go back a few years earlier and have hitler and picasso switch places. Hitler gets to be the celebrated artist he wanted to be and picasso goes on to conquer europe...and then it backfires cause we still get a holocaust, just one where picasso is pissed off cause he thinks the jews fucked up his art career when it was ironically hitler

He'd also go on to have his fellow artists in the top positions in government. Van gogh in place of himmler having the jews all cut an ear off to identify them instead of wearing an armband and instead of medical experiments at dachau he'd have prisoners mutilated into twisted works of art

Now theres an alternate history scenario nobody ever wrote a book about
 
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