Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

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Jason Wynn said:
Fatty can certainly stand to go a couple days without eating.

Hey Alex, completely abstaining from Twinkies and Mountain Dew is the best way to own those evil fascist Kiwi Farmers. Are you up for the challenge?
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Also brushing his teeth, maybe drinking some water. It's a very bad sign that your teeth are more yellow then your piss, Alex.
 
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Sperg Spectating said:
Also brushing his teeth, maybe drinking some water. It's a very bad sign that your teeth are more yellow then your piss, Alex.
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Don't listen to these trolls Alex. Adolf Hitler is well known for drinking water, brushing his teeth, and dieting. You don't want to be like him, right?
 
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Jason Wynn said:
He’s already trying to emulate Chris Chan’s tard rages. Maybe the nasty teeth is him wanting to emulate Nick Bate as well.

You can do it Alex! I have faith in you!
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He's had them for years at this point, there's a few videos where you can see them clearly. They're nastier the closer you get. Example here:
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Sperg Spectating said:
He's had them for years at this point, there's a few videos where you can see them clearly. They're nastier the closer you get. Example here:
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You don't even have to go that far back

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I just wanted an excuse to post the video lol
 
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@Lunar Eclipse Paradox

Alex, you're clearly miserable. You have been ignoring us telling you to log off because you don't trust us. Yet you are willing to listen enough to me to do a song request? I don't understand. I think what you're doing is unhealthy and embarrassing. You say you have trouble telling if people are being serious with you or not. Read my messages I wrote to you since the beginning of the HoS thread and decide for yourself. I sincerely hope you listen this time, you're only digging yourself deeper and deeper, and you know it.
 
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CallmeCicada said:
@Lunar Eclipse Paradox

Alex, you're clearly miserable. You have been ignoring us telling you to log off because you don't trust us. Yet you are willing to listen enough to me to do a song request? I don't understand. I think what you're doing is unhealthy and embarrassing. You say you have trouble telling if people are being serious with you or not. Read my messages I wrote to you since the beginning of the HoS thread and decide for yourself. I sincerely hope you listen this time, you're only digging yourself deeper and deeper, and you know it.
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Ignore all of this, Alex. I clearly remember asking you for a dancing video! I have a good idea for an edit, so hurry up and film yourself dancing:stickup:
 
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CallmeCicada said:
@Lunar Eclipse Paradox

Alex, you're clearly miserable. You have been ignoring us telling you to log off because you don't trust us. Yet you are willing to listen enough to me to do a song request? I don't understand. I think what you're doing is unhealthy and embarrassing. You say you have trouble telling if people are being serious with you or not. Read my messages I wrote to you since the beginning of the HoS thread and decide for yourself. I sincerely hope you listen this time, you're only digging yourself deeper and deeper, and you know it.
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Travis Touchdown (REAL) said:
Ignore all of this, Alex. I clearly remember asking you for a dancing video! I have a good idea for an edit, so hurry up and film yourself dancing:stickup:
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"Alex Hogendorp and the Raiders of the Other Requests" :story:
 
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Travis Touchdown (REAL) said:
Ignore all of this, Alex. I clearly remember asking you for a dancing video! I have a good idea for an edit, so hurry up and film yourself dancing:stickup:
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It wouldn't feel right if I didn't give him a final warning. I know we have been telling him constantly. It's only fair imo. Good bye, Alex. I can't say it was good knowing you.
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Alex's teeth are probably the same issue as Zoey's fingernails. Some kind of weird autistic sensory input issue. I don't think I've seen someone say it's a sensory issue as a post yet, just shit posts he should brush his teeth. If you didn't already piece it together, there you go.
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@Lunar Eclipse Paradox

Alex, you're clearly miserable. You have been ignoring us telling you to log off because you don't trust us. Yet you are willing to listen enough to me to do a song request? I don't understand. I think what you're doing is unhealthy and embarrassing. You say you have trouble telling if people are being serious with you or not. Read my messages I wrote to you since the beginning of the HoS thread and decide for yourself. I sincerely hope you listen this time, you're only digging yourself deeper and deeper, and you know it.
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Don't listen to this user Alex. You are about to live the high point of your life. You are literally 3 videos (max) away from hitting internet stardom and fame.Keep reading us, keep responding, keep showing us how we are stupid retard autistic niggers who are actually totally wrong about you. You are so close.
 
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Cheesy Beavy said:
sensory issue as a post yet
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I've been thinking about it being a possibility, there was that pinterest-chan person (don't ask, iykyk.) who had their tooth snap in half because they refused to brush their teeth because of sensory issues. Alex seems like a lazy fuck who barely bathes anyways though, so who knows.
 
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Shitted Scaredless said:
Hey Alex please hydrate yourself. Christ.
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Yes, Alex. Don't listen to the haters down there in Mexico who tell you not to drink the water. Mexican tap water is filled with magical anti-Trump vitamins and minerals. This is why the border wall cannot be built. The Mexican water is just too powerful. Drink as much tap water as you can. You'll thank me later.
 
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