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https://news.sky.com/story/row-over-new-greggs-vegan-sausage-rolls-heats-up-11597679

A heated row has broken out over a move by Britain's largest bakery chain to launch a vegan sausage roll.

The pastry, which is filled with a meat substitute and encased in 96 pastry layers, is available in 950 Greggs stores across the country.

It was promised after 20,000 people signed a petition calling for the snack to be launched to accommodate plant-based diet eaters.


But the vegan sausage roll's launch has been greeted by a mixed reaction: Some consumers welcomed it, while others voiced their objections.

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Cook and food poverty campaigner Jack Monroe declared she was "frantically googling to see what time my nearest opens tomorrow morning because I will be outside".

While TV writer Brydie Lee-Kennedy called herself "very pro the Greggs vegan sausage roll because anything that wrenches veganism back from the 'clean eating' wellness folk is a good thing".

One Twitter user wrote that finding vegan sausage rolls missing from a store in Corby had "ruined my morning".

Another said: "My son is allergic to dairy products which means I can't really go to Greggs when he's with me. Now I can. Thank you vegans."

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TV presenter Piers Morgan led the charge of those outraged by the new roll.

"Nobody was waiting for a vegan bloody sausage, you PC-ravaged clowns," he wrote on Twitter.

Mr Morgan later complained at receiving "howling abuse from vegans", adding: "I get it, you're all hangry. I would be too if I only ate plants and gruel."

Another Twitter user said: "I really struggle to believe that 20,000 vegans are that desperate to eat in a Greggs."

"You don't paint a mustach (sic) on the Mona Lisa and you don't mess with the perfect sausage roll," one quipped.

Journalist Nooruddean Choudry suggested Greggs introduce a halal steak bake to "crank the fume levels right up to 11".

The bakery chain told concerned customers that "change is good" and that there would "always be a classic sausage roll".

It comes on the same day McDonald's launched its first vegetarian "Happy Meal", designed for children.

The new dish comes with a "veggie wrap", instead of the usual chicken or beef option.

It should be noted that Piers Morgan and Greggs share the same PR firm, so I'm thinking this is some serious faux outrage and South Park KKK gambiting here.
 
Is there any method that might make people self deport? The only thing i can think of is removal of benefits
Late because the site was throwing errors but off the top of my head: ban halal slaughter, ban hijab in public, ban FGM and consanguinous union, either enforce punitive measures or simply withdraw state assistance. Close down the sharia courts and deport the hate preachers. Equal policing. Disallow sharia-compliant banks from purchasing British assets (Muslims do not pay stamp duty). Above all, tax foreign remittances.

Apropos of nothing, people were posting this old snippet on X and I found it an interesting reflection on the character our dear leader:
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Muslims here likewise get shitfaced but unlike Catholics will lie through their teeth and scream blue murder if you suggest they're anything but the perfect devotee.
Which is why they need immediately deporting and are room-temperature IQ animals. They're irrational and liars and will stop at nothing to gain power over those they seem as lesser.

Anyone calling for the UK to 'return to traditional Christian values' glows harder than the fucking sun.
Brighton username? Against Christian Values? Homosexual hands typed that post.
 
Brighton username? Against Christian Values? Homosexual hands typed that post.
"Christian Values" and variations thereof is often used by jeet/Met accounts online like Inevitable West, he's entirely correct. If it's not them it's silly civnat boomers.
This isn't even mentioning how we'd probably have similar values if we remained pagan or converted to some other religion, it ultimately lies in our racial values, not religious ones.
 
This isn't even mentioning how we'd probably have similar values if we remained pagan or converted to some other religion, it ultimately lies in our racial values, not religious ones.
One and the same if you take the tribal approach to what faith is supposed to represent; the Jewish diaspora is the logical extreme example of this where it's more of an ethnic identifier than a true religion (don't try telling me rabbis actually count as priests when they've still got cohens; they're final stage tribe).
Christian culture is a meme that gets bandied on about by certain types just because it's an easy shibboleth for whatever you want it to mean, for most people it's a merrie olde england affair whereas for others (ie me) it's more Norsefire in V for Vendetta.
I have a low opinion of politicians who spew out the phrase because pretty much all of the time it's just code for boomercore retiree cocksucking and not actual endorsement of any sort of actual faith identity.
 
"Christian Values" and variations thereof is often used by jeet/Met accounts online like Inevitable West, he's entirely correct. If it's not them it's silly civnat boomers.
This isn't even mentioning how we'd probably have similar values if we remained pagan or converted to some other religion, it ultimately lies in our racial values, not religious ones.
I never knew that and wasn't aware.
For me, the Christian values are those of being a traditionally good person; don't murder, cheat or steal, help out those who need and deserve it, have respect for your community and yourself, adhere to authority (the authority in this case being that of pleasant, community values) and don't be a dick.

Those values are non-existent in todays wider society and I blame it on mix of values and cultures watering down what was once an unspoken rule of how to conduct oneself.
This is so true, let's import 5 million Nigerian and Jamaican 'Christians' immediately.
I owe you an apology for misunderstanding your post. Been from Brighton, you may possibly be a homosexual, but I was incorrect in my assessment of your point.
 
For me, the Christian values are those of being a traditionally good person; don't murder, cheat or steal, help out those who need and deserve it, have respect for your community and yourself, adhere to authority (the authority in this case being that of pleasant, community values) and don't be a dick.

Those values are non-existent in todays wider society and I blame it on mix of values and cultures watering down what was once an unspoken rule of how to conduct oneself.
But they are not Christian, that basic moral framework can be found even in Tacitus' Germania. If Britain was not multiracial, the issues regarding those values being forgotten would be much more muted in comparison. Although this is not to suggest it wouldn't be a non-issue, the insistence on materialism and capitalism would likely still result in rampant nihilism, something which would be abhorred by even by the most pagan of Anglo-Saxons. (Note how many Germanic texts refer to good kings as "Torc-breakers" and other such epithets implicating them as sharing wealth and living an austere life. One was meant to be "true to men, not to gold".)

Our loss of identity has been designed and is primarily so that we are more complacent in this new Millet sytem we've found ourselves in, there has to be a full-blown cultural revival as opposed to this neo-Ottoman dross.
 
Apropos of nothing, people were posting this old snippet on X and I found it an interesting reflection on the character our dear leader:
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He's a liar, retard or both. Mammals dream. All of us,every single one. We're hard wired for it, it's built into us, and if we stop dreaming, we go insane. It's a necessary biological process.

He might not remember his dreams (or so he says) but he's a liar and a try hard.
 
It's OK we have given 8 billion to Beggers the Clown in 2 weeks and are due another 3.1 by year's end. Yes, 2.3 in frozen Russian assets is consistent with that amount but you have to black market that shit. It will take months to realize it all and that is even if it is at NRV which considering our government I doubt. It will make foreign investors flee even quicker because when you start liquidating assets that are frozen in trust you breach major financial regulations.

It's OK though Starmer is hosting a dinner party with the EU leaders plotting their forever war. These fuckers will easily gaslight each other into taking the first leap not realizing they can't afford it. Turkey can fuck off too, the only reason they want in is to pour more immigrants in.

We are living in a clown world.
 
No money for NHS dental care but money to give to a WEF cuck.
Supporting Ukraine is a popular position here. Starmer thinks he can ride that to a poll bump and make people forget that he's a stalinist autocrat who prosecutes people for literal crimethink, but all he's really doing is making people more angry at him.
 
Supporting Ukraine is a popular position here. Starmer thinks he can ride that to a poll bump and make people forget that he's a stalinist autocrat who prosecutes people for literal crimethink, but all he's really doing is making people more angry at him.
It funny how they’ve all stopped calling Meloni a nazi now. She was all pally with Starmer. I though she was worse than Hitler who was drowning immigrants?

I totally would. She’s my perfect pasta enjoying MILF.
 
The English Character (1922) by George Santayana:

"What is it that governs the Englishman? Certainly not intelligence; seldom passion; hardly self-interest, since what we call self-interest is nothing but some dull passion served by a brisk intelligence. The Englishman's heart is perhaps capricious or silent; it is seldom designing or mean. There are nations where people are always innocently explaining how they have been lying and cheating in small matters, to get out of some predicament, or secure some advantage; that seems to them a part of the art of living. Such is not the Englishman's way: it is easier for him to face or to break opposition than to circumvent it. If we tried to say that what governs him is convention, we should have to ask ourselves how it comes about that England is the paradise of individuality, eccentricity, heresy, anomalies, hobbies, and humours. Nowhere do we come oftener upon those two social abortions—the affected and the disaffected. Where else would a man inform you, with a sort of proud challenge, that he lived on nuts, or was in correspondence through a medium with Sir Joshua Reynolds, or had been disgustingly housed when last in prison? Where else would a young woman, in dress and manners the close copy of a man, tell you that her parents were odious, and that she desired a husband but no children, or children without a husband? It is true that these novelties soon become the conventions of some narrower circle, or may even have been adopted en bloc in emotional desperation, as when people are converted; and the oddest sects demand the strictest self-surrender. Nevertheless, when people are dissident and supercilious by temperament, they manage to wear their uniforms with a difference, turning them by some lordly adaptation into a part of their own person.

Let me come to the point boldly; what governs the Englishman is his inner atmosphere, the weather in his soul. It is nothing particularly spiritual or mysterious. When he has taken his exercise and is drinking his tea or his beer and lighting his pipe; when, in his garden or by his fire, he sprawls in an aggressively comfortable chair; when, well-washed and well-brushed, he resolutely turns in church to the east and recites the Creed (with genuflexions, if he likes genuflexions) without in the least implying that he believes one word of it; when he hears or sings the most crudely sentimental and thinnest of popular songs, unmoved but not disgusted; when he makes up his mind who is his best friend or his favourite poet; when he adopts a party or a sweetheart; when he is hunting or shooting or boating, or striding through the fields; when he is choosing his clothes or his profession—never is it a precise reason, or purpose, or outer fact that determines him; it is always the atmosphere of his inner man.

To say that this atmosphere was simply a sense of physical well-being, of coursing blood and a prosperous digestion, would be far too gross; for while psychic weather is all that, it is also a witness to some settled disposition, some ripening inclination for this or that, deeply rooted in the soul. It gives a sense of direction in life which is virtually a code of ethics, and a religion behind religion. On the other hand, to say it was the vision of any ideal or allegiance to any principle would be making it far too articulate and abstract. The inner atmosphere, when compelled to condense into words, may precipitate some curt maxim or over-simple theory as a sort of war-cry; but its puerile language does it injustice, because it broods at a much deeper level than language or even thought. It is a mass of dumb instincts and allegiances, the love of a certain quality of life, to be maintained manfully. It is pregnant with many a stubborn assertion and rejection. It fights under its trivial fluttering opinions like a smoking battleship under its flags and signals; you must consider, not what they are, but why they have been hoisted and will not be lowered. One is tempted at times to turn away in despair from the most delightful acquaintance—the picture of manliness, grace, simplicity, and honour, apparently rich in knowledge and humour—because of some enormous platitude he reverts to, some hopelessly stupid little dogma from which one knows that nothing can ever liberate him. The reformer must give him up; but why should one wish to reform a person so much better than oneself? He is like a thoroughbred horse, satisfying to the trained eye, docile to the light touch, and coursing in most wonderful unison with you through the open world. What do you care what words he uses? Are you impatient with the lark because he sings rather than talks? and if he could talk, would you be irritated by his curious opinions? Of course, if any one positively asserts what is contrary to fact, there is an error, though the error may be harmless; and most divergencies between men should interest us rather than offend us, because they are effects of perspective, or of legitimate diversity in experience and interests. Trust the man who hesitates in his speech and is quick and steady in action, but beware of long arguments and long beards. Jupiter decided the most intricate questions with a nod, and a very few words and no gestures suffice for the Englishman to make his inner mind felt most unequivocably when occasion requires.

Instinctively the Englishman is no missionary, no conqueror. He prefers the country to the town, and home to foreign parts. He is rather glad and relieved if only natives will remain natives and strangers strangers, and at a comfortable distance from himself. Yet outwardly he is most hospitable and accepts almost anybody for the time being; he travels and conquers without a settled design, because he has the instinct of exploration. His adventures are all external; they change him so little that he is not afraid of them. He carries his English weather in his heart wherever he goes, and it becomes a cool spot in the desert, and a steady and sane oracle amongst all the deliriums of mankind. Never since the heroic days of Greece has the world had such a sweet, just, boyish master. It will be a black day for the human race when scientific blackguards, conspirators, churls, and fanatics manage to supplant him."
 
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