Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

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Spoiler: Another victim of interpreting social etiquette with tricking
Maybe I just have autism face blindness but I swear pooners pass better than troons... Until they open their mouth. Like, I feel like if I passed by and saw this, I'd just go "Howdy" and think it's just a short dude.

The problem comes when she opens her mouth
 
Maybe I just have autism face blindness but I swear pooners pass better than troons... Until they open their mouth. Like, I feel like if I passed by and saw this, I'd just go "Howdy" and think it's just a short dude.

The problem comes when she opens her mouth
FtM usually look like a mid manlet, whereas MtF will trigger your fight or flight by being the embodiment of the uncanny valley.

Leprechaun vs Skinwalker
 
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Good ole in-fighting between trannies, also found out about this subreddit. Potentially new gold.
 
I am very behind on this thread. Apologies in advance if this information has already been shared:
This creature caught my attention so I did a small amount of digging and immediately discovered that he is on the sex offender registry for being in possession of child porn.View attachment 7044698
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He didn't troon out until after being convicted of possessing child pornography and has no intention of getting his dick lopped off. via his Quora
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This never happens though, btw.
(((Rothbart)))
Every single time
 
Troon going to be interviewed for his dream job, but ... 8)
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I haven't flown since before the pandemic.
Never saw a troon flight attendant when I did fly.
Anyone seen one lately? :christine:
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Where'd this guy find an old copy of Coffee, Tea, or Me? He should fit right in at the sexy, sexy, stew zoo apartment!
 
Maybe I just have autism face blindness but I swear pooners pass better than troons... Until they open their mouth. Like, I feel like if I passed by and saw this, I'd just go "Howdy" and think it's just a short dude.

The problem comes when she opens her mouth
Testosterone has far greater physical effects on a female than Estrogen does on a male, at least externally, and Pooners tend to abuse it and take high doses (which causes the frog voice as sudden huge Testosterone increase causes the vocal chords to change rapidly, as opposed to boys going through puberty were the level ramps up more naturally, and starts out higher anyway) which make them look like ugly, unnatural goblins.
 
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Good ole in-fighting between trannies, also found out about this subreddit. Potentially new gold.
Oh, hey! That's probably inspired by the post I added to this one over in the Sideshows thread (for those who may have missed it, it's the last entry on my post). Love when they start slapfights with each other. Rip each other's dicks off!

Thread tax: a young TiF is upset that one of her friends compared her to her weird dog penis yaoi porn. The comedic part here is that OP is a "gay trans man" (i.e. little straight girl) but is mad that her friend considers her one in the same. Such a shame when one cannot recognize those of their own tribe.
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fujoshi friend kept telling me im built like an "omega"

yes, the title is correct. deadass. im seventeen, and although im not like full on muscular, im naturally strong and always pass pretty well because i have masculine features and high testosterone, basically never got misgendered in public for the past year or so. my friend, who's weirdly fucking obsessed with yaoi (and hey, nothing against that unless you're weird about it), started talking about her body insecurities, and at the time i thought to join, told her im insecure about not being jacked enough
she straight up told me "ohh, so you're basically built like an omega"
i laughed it off but it rubbed me the wrong way. when i told her that im gay (we were talking about relationship stuff if i remember correctly), suddenly she told me that it means im a lesbian all of a sudden, like what are we DOING rn💔💔 i said that im not, since im attracted to men, and she told me "well, because you're still technically a girl, you're straight then"
what the fuck
then, whenever i posted on insta about working out and stuff, she kept leaving creepy intrusive replies in my DMs ????? what the fuck ???? like i couldn't decipher whether she sees me as a gal or a guy, even if her image of a man is built on manhwas
sorry for ranting, genuinely a wild case
A friendless tranny feels sorry for himself because he can't manage to buy women's clothes in person. Do you think you're insecure about buying women's clothing as a man because, in your heart of hearts, you feel like a pervert for it? Best not question it, sister.
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Tried to go clothes-shopping today

So far in my transition, I only own a small handful of women's clothes, all of which I bought from online thrift type stores because I've been too nervous to buy women's clothes in person. Today I tried going to a small clothing store that sells mostly women's items. I knew it was a queer/trans-friendly and it wasn't far from where I live. When I walked in I immediately felt out-of-place and uncomfortable. I looked at a couple things they had but felt I immediately had to leave, and tried not to cry on the way back home.
I really want to be able to shop for clothes in person, it's so much easier and cheaper and I could try things on to make sure they fit and I like them before buying them. I still just feel that I don't pass well enough, and that it isn't a place for me to be. I've heard a lot of people say that it's best to go shopping with friends who could help you figure out what you should get and help make it more comfortable but I just don't have any friends to do that with. A lot of aspects of being trans feel a million times harder without friends to help you through it.
Sometimes it be your own kin: a TiF gets a no-contact request from a TiM she dared to disagree with only to find that he purposefully addressed it to her birth name out of spite. Given that she's FTM and he's MTF, she should understand that she was a revolting transgressor and horsewhip herself accordingly for being so cruel to such a brave goddess.
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Dead named by a friend who is a trans woman

Something weird happened to me. I had "a friend" with whom I was relatively close. In our conversations we shared a lot of things about being trans and things as such. She would call me her family etc... Recently we had a disagreement. I asked her to respect my boundaries and called her out on behaviors that made me feel uncomfortable. The next thing I get is a .pdf document written out by her in an official legal style addressed to me but purposely using my dead name (I shared previously that I do not like that name), that name is also foreign so it means she screenshotted it and saved it on her laptop just to be able to have it in her records and bring up in the future.... Anyways, the legal letter was a no contact request. That's fine if she does not want to talk to me, no problem. However, saving my dead name on her laptop and then addressing me with that name ... so basically outing me or threatening to out me... that is pretty far fetched to me but especially because its coming from a trans person. Would be curious to see what people think about this and why would someone do that? PS: I have not used that name for 13 years. All my documents were changed 13 years ago. I shared that name with her just cuz we were friends & I trusted her.
 
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Good ole in-fighting between trannies, also found out about this subreddit. Potentially new gold.
Of course HSTS trannies hate gays -- it's kind of the job description.

TransgenderCirclejerk is an absolute goldmine btw. For the uninitiated, it's ostensibly a "parody subreddit mocking trans topics" (i.e. trans people playacting as transphobes for shits & giggles). The twist is that Reddit trannies are incapable of satire or understanding an opposing viewpoint, so it's just page after page of unnecessarily obtuse seetheposting:

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Sometimes they're straight up correct about stuff by mistake.

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Given that she's FTM and he's MTF, she should understand that she was a revolting transgressor and horsewhip herself accordingly for being so cruel to such a brave goddess.
Honest to God though, whenever a pooner goes "hey wait a minute... This trans woman I constantly gloat over and put my actual female friends down for..... is actually a creep? And abusive?? What??"
It's like no shit Sherlock you dumb cock obsessed whore, the Buffalo Bill youve put on a pedstal over well-meaning women is a disgusting freak. Congrats!
I hope every pooner gets what they deserve when it comes to only befriending TiMs and TiFs. Same with handmaidens who defend troons and seemingly only has guy friends.

The only true "victims" in all of this are HSTS pooners, at best. Even then, they are women-hating traitors.
 
Yeah that's fucked up and I can't condone it, despite my avatar being taken from a Deodato movie that killed multiple animals. Cannibal Holocaust is a great film, but Ruggero Deodato was a sadistic piece of shit.
Those exploitation movie directors used to push it too far a lot of the time in search of shock factor, Cannibal Holocaust killing live animals, Mondo Cane and Africa Addio using real execution footage, etc.

Interesting trivia Robert Kerman beat the shit out of Deodato when he realized they'd murdered a live turtle and he stormed off the set, and was on his way to get a boat back to the airport and go home when the producers caught up with him and convinced him to stay to finish the movie.
Africa Addido is a great documentary.
 
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Maybe I just have autism face blindness but I swear pooners pass better than troons... Until they open their mouth. Like, I feel like if I passed by and saw this, I'd just go "Howdy" and think it's just a short dude.

The problem comes when she opens her mouth
In pictures, yes (kind of), but irl the tiny little shoulders and hands would key you off immediately. Plus pooners tend to be very meek and feminine in vibe and behavior honestly.
 
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Africa Addido is a great documentary.
Its a classic. Its pretty dark but its quality, it and movies like it are way under rated.
Anytime I meet some bleeding heart who wants to preach how the poor Africans this and the poor Africans that I point them to that movie.
Its a great example of how Africa was actually better under Colonialism.
When the Colonial powers pulled out the fucking savages showed exactly why most of Africa was still in the Goddamned stone age before the Europeans got there. The scenes with howling packs of niggers rampaging through the wildlife preserves just slaughtering the wildlife, Elephants, Hippos, all those Gazelles...not even for food either, just because they're bloodthirsty fucking savages, was enough to totally destroy any sympathy I ever had for the "poor Africans", and that was before they moved onto the Mau Mau raping and beheading Nuns and cutting off peoples hands.
Those places were better off when the Colonial European Empires were in charge. Left to their own devices they just destroyed everything that had been built for them.
 
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On glasses troon -
Holy shit, I was just clicking through accounts on threads when I found him. Had no idea you guys have already seen him or the pedo record. Incredible. It really is just a shot in the dark and you're bound to hit a troon pedophile, huh.
 
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Holy shit, I was just clicking through accounts on threads when I found him. Had no idea you guys have already seen him or the pedo record. Incredible. It really is just a shot in the dark and you're bound to hit a troon pedophile, huh.
A greater than control number of Trannies also seem to be predators of one description or another, wether thats pedophiles, flashers, rapists etc.
Who would have guessed that a group of people who make a disgusting sexual fetish the focus of their lives would end up with a higher than usual amount of sex offenders in their group?
Shocking, I know.
 
This creature caught my attention so I did a small amount of digging and immediately discovered that he is on the sex offender registry for being in possession of child porn.View attachment 7044698
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He didn't troon out until after being convicted of possessing child pornography and has no intention of getting his dick lopped off. via his Quora
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This never happens though, btw.
the fuck is up with the glasses this degenerate wears?
What is the deal with CP criminals/child rapists and their penchant for shitty eyewear? Glasses are to them what special shoes and helmets are to spastic retards.

Non-troon example: Thomas Goodman, who got 260 years in federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison for crimes against children committed over the course of more than a decade.
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In pictures, yes (kind of), but irl the tiny little shoulders and hands would key you off immediately. Plus pooners tend to be very meek and feminine in vibe and behavior honestly.
Their smaller stature means they don't draw the eye in the same way that the Hons do, and they kind of resemble a man with Kleinfelter syndrome. It's just easier for a woman to resemble an unfortunately built man than the reverse.
 
Its a classic. Its pretty dark but its quality, it and movies like it are way under rated.
Anytime I meet some bleeding heart who wants to preach how the poor Africans this and the poor Africans that I point them to that movie.
Its a great example of how Africa was actually better under Colonialism.
When the Colonial powers pulled out the fucking savages showed exactly why most of Africa was still in the Goddamned stone age before the Europeans got there. The scenes with howling packs of niggers rampaging through the wildlife preserves just slaughtering the wildlife, Elephants, Hippos, all those Gazelles...not even for food either, just because they're bloodthirsty fucking savages, was enough to totally destroy any sympathy I ever had for the "poor Africans", and that was before they moved onto the Mau Mau raping and beheading Nuns and cutting off peoples hands.
Those places were better off when the Colonial European Empires were in charge. Left to their own devices they just destroyed everything that had been built for them.
We should have never gone there in the first place.
The punishment for stealing their shiny rocks is greater than we can bear.
 
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