Plagued Lolicon/Shotacon Defense Force - The people who jerk off to cartoon children and won't ever shut up about it

If you made a loli version you officially are so down bad that you'll jerk off to rocks.
Dude, someone out there has definitely wanked it to the Rock Biter. Nothing is sacred.
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“If you don’t like X, it must mean you secretly like X.”
This fallacy has never been logically sound and is only used as a diversion to get away from the topic.
"If you don't like me beating you with a sock full of quarters, its because you secretly want to beat people with a sock full of quarters."
 
I'm not watching that. I guess dryads exist if you want to go full fantasy, but they're more tree spirits, not actual fucking trees. I guess you got Ents. Wanna fuck Treebeard?
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A tree waifu sounds ridiculous is what I'm getting at. If you made a loli version you officially are so down bad that you'll jerk off to rocks.
Watch it turn out that he has tree lolis.

I don't know if tree lolis exist, but tree waifus are. Like, actual trees turning into waifus in isekai. That YouTube thumbnail is not clickbait.
Shouldn't it be painful as hell to fuck a tree? If you stick your little friend in a hollow tree, you're guaranteed to get a bunch of sliders, termites, squirrel shit and a severe infection. Maybe it's just a man's thing, but it doesn't sound very sexy to me, even in a magical anime fantasy way.

I guess a coomer is happy to fuck anything in the world, be it a child or a plant, as long as it can't defend itself.
 
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Shouldn't it be painful as hell to fuck a tree? If you stick your little friend in a hollow tree, you're guaranteed to get a bunch of sliders, termites, squirrel shit and a severe infection. Maybe it's just a man's thing, but it doesn't sound very sexy to me, even in a magical anime fantasy way.

I guess a coomer is happy to fuck everything in the world, be it a child or a plant, as long as it can't defend itself.
Fucking a tree is Caveman tier on the horny scale. You have devolved as a human if you're going to fuck the Oak tree in the front yard
 
I'm calling that as a cat scratch.
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Left, "knife cut," right, cat scratch. Notice how it's not a cut but more of a - - - - - - - - that's because cat claws don't cut, they rip the skin open. You already know she has a cat, it's even in her name. It must have tried to climb her gunt, couldn't get a grip on the blubber, and deployed claws. Or maybe it thought a blobulous monster was trying to eat it and defended itself.
If that is a cat scratch, she must have tried to do something fucked up to the cat, because that is a nasty as fuck one and unusually large as well as in kind of weird places.
 
If that is a cat scratch, she must have tried to do something fucked up to the cat, because that is a nasty as fuck one and unusually large as well as in kind of weird places.
I dont even believe it originated recently it probably was just a pic they took of a random cut they got a year ago
 
I dont even believe it originated recently it probably was just a pic they took of a random cut they got a year ago
If so, why take it in your underwear? It's on an area of the abdomen where you don't need to take your pants off to show it. If Bitty's been holding on to this picture of herself for a year or so, who knows what other "lewds" she's taken and may/may-not-have sent to people.
 
If so, why take it in your underwear? It's on an area of the abdomen where you don't need to take your pants off to show it. If Bitty's been holding on to this picture of herself for a year or so, who knows what other "lewds" she's taken and may/may-not-have sent to people.
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