DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[A Greyhound in a Coat]

His set-up is starting to piss me off more and more. He just keeps buying more garbage to throw into the background without thinking about how these things might match or look together. The wire carts with the blankets over the top of them that he uses as stands for his trinkets look especially stupid.

EDIT: LMAO. He bought this green slip cover for the chair so the AI greenscreen will key it out and is crowing about how well it works but you can still clearly see the edge of the chair.

 

[FormerPro]

He spent an hour the other day shitting on Rich and saying that having a greenscreen was unprofessional outdated technology. He now has a fucking neon green chair cover (that he's only going to put on in gameplay) to stop it popping in and out. Fully addicted to spending as much money as he can.

 

[A Guy™]

We've achieved peak nontent. Motherfucker is putting a greenscreen on his chair.

 

[myone]

His set-up is starting to piss me off more and more. He just keeps buying more garbage to throw into the background without thinking about how these things might match or look together. The wire carts with the blankets over the top of them that he uses as stands for his trinkets look especially stupid.

I think it's great. Even though there's no more condo tours, it gives us a glimpse how the rest of the house must be littered with cheap Chinese electronic garbage and toys. "Honeeeey, honey, look I bought this amazing air purifier off of temu. Isn't it meaningful?"

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

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We've achieved peak nontent. Motherfucker is putting a greenscreen on his chair.

I started watching and he was bitching about USPS. He always does this and it annoys me. Postal workers have a shitty job and now their funding is being cut hard, they’re trying their best. Unlike you Phil, they have a job

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

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We've achieved peak nontent. Motherfucker is putting a greenscreen on his chair.

At that point why not just get one of those green screens you can roll around? It's crazy how Phil can fuck up setting up a green screen. He got one FOR HIS CHAIR and then he will use AI... no one here could come up with this even if we tried.

 

[Poo Twister]

I open Raw Phil and DSP says "I have a beautiful wife".

Straight guys, what is the definition of a beautiful wife? I was led to believe it wasn't a fat, grandma looking ass, horse faced, dick nosed meat loaf.

But please, correct me if I'm wrong.

 

[Squats=Slut]

Holy shit ackdolf pigler mode is out in full force today lads, better not mess with him because he's not fucking around guys!

 

[A Piece of Coal]

He is now calling people criticizing him as “functional retards”.

 

[myone]

He is now calling people criticizing him as “functional retards”.

Every accusation a confession.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

He spent an hour the other day shitting on Rich and saying that having a greenscreen was unprofessional outdated technology. He now has a fucking neon green chair cover (that he's only going to put on in gameplay) to stop it popping in and out. Fully addicted to spending as much money as he can.

Isn't it weird how after a decade of spending as little money as possible on reinvesting in da biznis all it took was a revenue bump from the fans of a fat lesbian and a retard for him to go the complete opposite direction? He's spending any money he gets on new streamer shit, no matter if it works or is needed or not. He's already been bitching about the PC and wants to buy a new one next year. Remember when just a few years ago he would announce "sweeping new pahsitive changes for da schtreem" and all he would end up doing was changing the stream border from red to blue in winter or from blue to red in summer?

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

He is now calling people criticizing him as “functional retards”.

Phil really likes being an Internet Tough Guy. Of course, if he fucks up (which he will), he'll be squealing (again) like a pig under a gate.

 

[Love Is Blue]

I open Raw Phil and DSP says "I have a beautiful wife".

Straight guys, what is the definition of a beautiful wife? I was led to believe it wasn't a fat, grandma looking ass, horse faced, dick nosed meat loaf.

But please, correct me if I'm wrong.

khet's under bite is rubenesque

 

[A Piece of Coal]

This faggot is incapable of making any decision.

Also, a new phrase has appeared. “Halfly wrong.”

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

khet's under bite is rubenesque

You could literally recreate Mrs. Ed from the Ogryn character creator in Darktide right down to the page boy hair.

 

[GibMoneyPls]

His whale call of, "We have to decide an indy game to play (HEY, whales, I'll play a game that you like for $100)" isn't working today.

 

[Squatty Potty]

His whale call of, "We have to decide an indy game to play (HEY, whales, I'll play a game that you like for $100)" isn't working today.

The primary issue is, it isn't just $100 if the game takes more than 3 sessions. The whale has to commit to dropping $100's, maybe even $1000's on the game over time to avoid a wagequit.

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

He is now calling people criticizing him as “functional retards”.

I love it when glimpses of the old Phil come out occasionally.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

This faggot is incapable of making any decision.

Also, a new phrase has appeared. “Halfly wrong.”

Because if he does, and it blows up in his gouty face (which it eventually does), he'll have to scramble to come up with an excuse to blame someone. If he perpetually has that fence post up his ass, then he can slink away when his decisions blow up, or if they somehow "succeed", then he'll take credit. Pure ego defence.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Phil being responsible? I never thought I'd see the day

Nope. purely deflection.

Interestingly, (playing it fast and loose with that term) I noticed he opened the comments for the Wrestling/Smark Guys Xeet. He's trying to move back to promo Xeeting.

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Retarded grammar.

He's been selective of what he thinks will get asspats.

It baffles me how retarded (descriptive) Phil has been about this whole thing.

It shouldn't. It's why he's a piece of shit.

I started watching and he was bitching about USPS. He always does this and it annoys me. Postal workers have a shitty job and now their funding is being cut hard, they’re trying their best. Unlike you Phil, they have a job

Especially since it rains there 90% of the time.

He is now calling people criticizing him as “functional retards”.

He puts the 'pro' in projection