Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Puggers]

I'm celebrating my mother-in-law's birthday but while pissing I refreshed my social media to see Jack Jr. ripping a pair of blue shoes out of a box at the gender reveal. Sorry to spoil the big suprise I'm sure someone will upload the video.

At least he has the N-Word pass.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

From Jack Jr's recent insta post, I'm confused on what the color coding signifies as Troy isn't a girls name nor is Steph a boy's name. Of course Nigga is a unusual choice for baby names in general.
Awaiting the arrival of Shawn Nigga Scalfani!


Edit: This being a list of votes for the gender of the baby makes a lot more sense, thank u for the clarification. Maybe Shawn's vote is that the baby's gonna be black, lol

 

[VaulthunterJack]

From Jack Jr's recent insta post, I'm confused on what the color coding signifies as Troy isn't a girls name nor is Steph a boy's name. Of course Nigga is a unusual choice for baby names in general.
Awaiting the arrival of Shawn Nigga Scalfani!
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Likely the colour means what the people picked. Troy said it would be a girl, Steph said it would be a boy. So more like a betting pool by people at the gender reveal party, than baby names. Shawn most likely was the only black guy invited to Casa De Scalfatty, so Jr. can keep his N word pass.

 

[The Stranger]

From Jack Jr's recent insta post, I'm confused on what the color coding signifies as Troy isn't a girls name nor is Steph a boy's name. Of course Nigga is a unusual choice for baby names in general.
Awaiting the arrival of Shawn Nigga Scalfani!
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>Sr (what even the fuck?)
>Nana
>Dann
>THill (again, what?)
>nigga
>Keyiara (key -iara ???)

These have to be the most retarded baby names I have ever heard of. Even niggers naming their babies Laquisha are a step above this

Edit: ninja'd, makes a lot more sense these are the names/nicknames of others

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

From a human perspective, I absolutely understand wanting your loved one and even strangers to have their dying wish when it comes to food, bc why not? But, from the health facility's perspective, they probably can't monitor every request and determine if it's safe for that specific patient or not, for legal and practical reasons. Maybe they could if they really, really wanted to. But I imagine, for legal reasons, they have pretty cut and dry policies.

In that situation w/ the guy needing thickener in fluids to swallow, they'd end up having to parse each patient's record & decide whether that specific food was ok or not, all while teetering on the edge of avoiding lawsuits for premature death, even though they're about to die. If that guy choked to death on that soda, you can believe his family could sue for the health facility killing him prematurely. And it wouldn't be you, who bought it, on the hook in that lawsuit--it'd be the healthcare place he was in. And so the nurses are trying to avoid being fired, bc if the facility says they did something that could endanger the place legally, their job is gone.

As inhuman as it seems, and it does seem inhuman, I do get why they have policies like that. Maybe there should be a better way to grant people their dying wishes, on a human level, bc it is sad.

Yep, and then there's food allergies, too. If the person has a roommate in the facility with a peanut allergy and they eat peanuts or something, that's definitely a lawsuit. There's valid reasons for them to not doing it and it all boils down to covering their asses

 

[LifeAlert]

From Jack Jr's recent insta post, I'm confused on what the color coding signifies as Troy isn't a girls name nor is Steph a boy's name. Of course Nigga is a unusual choice for baby names in general.
Awaiting the arrival of Shawn Nigga Scalfani!
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Holy shit. I think the baby really is going to be half-black after all

 

[Super Hans v2]

From Jack Jr's recent insta post, I'm confused on what the color coding signifies as Troy isn't a girls name nor is Steph a boy's name. Of course Nigga is a unusual choice for baby names in general.
Awaiting the arrival of Shawn Nigga Scalfani!
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And so continues the Scalfani tradition of suffering sex with their beard to pass niggerfaggotry down from father to son.

 

[myhairisonfire]

From Jack Jr's recent insta post, I'm confused on what the color coding signifies as Troy isn't a girls name nor is Steph a boy's name. Of course Nigga is a unusual choice for baby names in general.
Awaiting the arrival of Shawn Nigga Scalfani!
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This is the guest book for their gender reveal party, not a list of baby names. He is thanking them for coming to the event. "Sr" would be Jack Jr's dad.
The list is probably split "Family / Friends".

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I shouldn’t care at all, but I’m pretty bummed that the Scalfani bloodline will continue. Jack’s DNA should have ended with him, or at least with Jack Jr. I wish Jack could live long enough to see xir embrace progressivism and gender queerness.

 

[myhairisonfire]

This is the guest book for their gender reveal party, not a list of baby names. He is thanking them for coming to the event. "Sr" would be Jack Jr's dad.
The list is probably split "Family / Friends".

Actually, it makes more sense that this list is everyone's guesses on if it's a boy or girl. Shawn thinks the baby will come out black.

 

[charlesdickens]

From Jack Jr's recent insta post, I'm confused on what the color coding signifies as Troy isn't a girls name nor is Steph a boy's name. Of course Nigga is a unusual choice for baby names in general.
Awaiting the arrival of Shawn Nigga Scalfani!
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Edit: This being a list of votes for the gender of the baby makes a lot more sense, thank u for the clarification. Maybe Shawn's vote is that the baby's gonna be black, lol

The whole (nigga) thing is fucking weird even for a wigger in this context. I get saying it or whatever, but for something on social media related to your own child written down is a new rung lower on the class ladder. You'd think his wife would be a bit embarassed by it even. I guess she's really more like Tammy in a lot of ways too. Jack Jr. is such a weird case. You'd think he'd be more self-aware given he has grown up knowing people's perception of his father.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Actually, it makes more sense that this list is everyone's guesses on if it's a boy or girl. Shawn thinks the baby will come out black.

Shawn must think Jack Jr. is the one who’s pregnant. (He does often remind me of Chaz Bono and other such F2Ms.)

 

[p1138]

The whole (nigga) thing is fucking weird even for a wigger in this context. I get saying it or whatever, but for something on social media related to your own child written down is a new rung lower on the class ladder. You'd think his wife would be a bit embarassed by it even. I guess she's really more like Tammy in a lot of ways too. Jack Jr. is such a weird case. You'd think he'd be more self-aware given he has grown up knowing people's perception of his father.

LOL, not a fucking chance. The only one in that family with any amount of self-awareness is Garrett because he got booted out of the house early enough. Jr? He's probably going to end up worse than his father having spent way more time around his bullshit. The only question will be is if he constantly makes an ass out of himself publicly like Sr. does.

 

[soulless guarantee]

Listening to today's F as in Frank with Charles, Jack reveals that he uses a bidet. So confirmed (?) that Tammy doesn't have to wipe Jack. Maybe just hose him down...

 

[AnOminous]

As inhuman as it seems, and it does seem inhuman, I do get why they have policies like that. Maybe there should be a better way to grant people their dying wishes, on a human level, bc it is sad.

This is why you ignore their policies, don't even ask, and just do whatever the fuck you feel like. What are they going to do, charge you with felony Sprite giving?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

This is why you ignore their policies, don't even ask, and just do whatever the fuck you feel like. What are they going to do, charge you with felony Sprite giving?

“Be more willing to ask forgiveness than seek permission” is in general a solid rule for life. And in my experience, food in hospitals and other health facilities are some of the least healthy, junkiest shit you can put in your body. Fuck ‘em.

I pity the nurses and CNAs who have to deal with Jack when he lands himself back in the nursing home. Fortunately many (if not most) of them these days are unqualified immigrants from Africa and Thailand with lax hygiene and an impenetrable air of apathy. None of Jack’s bitching will move them in any way toward sympathizing with him. Imagine how infuriated he’ll be to have so many complaints to make and no ability to post them online.

 

[biggacracka]

Shawn must think Jack Jr. is the one who’s pregnant. (He does often remind me of Chaz Bono and other such F2Ms.)

Junior pooner has a nice ring to it
So does Junior nigger

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Jack was getting riled up as fuck with the second F as in Frank show with Jimmy tonight. Very Angy!

He’s lidurrally blocking the word Mayonnaise from chat. You can see it if you post it, but nobody else can. (You can prove it by switching from Live Chat to “All”). It will post of you misspell it as Mayonaise , but blocks “Mayo” as well. Why would a grown man filter a specific condiment in chat?

Jack was seething at the pushback he got from wolk libs in the audience.

Frequent political over-sharer Jack also thought that Lindsey Graham was a Democrat woman. He got very mad at Disney for making Shrek Junior a tranny in Shrek 5 too.

Jack was called a flatworm for his lack of knowledge of key players in public events. Jack lost his shit and boysclubbed the true and honest fan.

Jack debated the appropriate use of the hard R N word with nobody in particular. But he wanted his point known regardless.

I missed the link to he live voice chat he’s doing on X right now. Anyone have that?

https://www.youtube.com/live/8FnDNpvjAxo?si=xb15wqW-QQ8guLI6

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

I missed the link to he live voice chat he’s doing on X right now. Anyone have that?

You didn't miss much. It was just a few minutes of him getting mad at not understanding the user interface or why there was a limit to the number of speakers at one time. There was one troll who pretended to be a retarded Jack fan and gave a shoutout to "Tom and his lovely girlfriend", but that was about the only notable event.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

You didn't miss much. It was just a few minutes of him getting mad at not understanding the user interface or why there was a limit to the number of speakers at one time. There was one troll who pretended to be a retarded Jack fan and gave a shoutout to "Tom and his lovely girlfriend", but that was about the only notable event.

That’s pretty damn corny.

I was hoping that someone, besides Junior for once, would start spamming gamer words while Jack fumbles for the controls, to SHUT IT DOWN before running his scootypuff over his MACKBOOK to physically end the stream by taking his hard drive down to the ground, because he can’t see or manipulate the GUI software controls or voice commands,

Sadly, Jack’s detractor community is too smart for such juvenile humor. And will instead lull Jack into a false sense of security, and drop thermonuclear N-Bombs on his voice chat live stream at the absolute most awkward time possible for Jack.

May Jack live long enough for his grandnibba to see what an asshole he truly is.