Megathread SRS and GRS surgeons and associated horrors - the medical community of experimental surgeons, the secret community of home butchers

[Magic Pickle]

What on earth? Did they take the gracilis or was the flesh for the dog taken from her arse cheeks? Someone explain this one to me

It's RFF - radial forearm flap - and this website goes into further detail about using a portion of the buttocks. For lazy Kiwis who want to read about it on-site, I've included the relevant portions below this snip.

Spoiler: Copypasted the text for mobile farmers.

We use lower buttock skin crease full thickness grafts for the forearm grafts instead of using groin skin, axillary skin or abdominal skin. The scar from buttock skin is easily hidden and the hair quality is fairly fine and appropriate for most forearms.



If a patient has no spare skin anywhere then we take split thickness skin graft from the thigh to cover the forearm. Split thickness skin graft is hairless, very sensitive to sunlight damage and also contracts more which may impair arm function. However we have not had many seriously significant problems with our patients in the long term. Full thickness skin does grow hair, is thicker, stretches more and looks and feels better. In addition it takes tattoo ink better if patients want to tattoo the graft. We suggest waiting a year for the scar to stabilise before starting a tattoo. We recommend that patients avoid sunlight exposure to the skin grafts for about two years. It is also important to use skin moisturisers as often as possible to hydrate the grafted skin and maintain pliability

The standard forearm skin length measurement of the phallus is 14 cm but if the forearm is of small size then we make a smaller phallus (12-13 cm) to aid skin closure, increase usable radial artery length and reduce forearm morbidity. This gives a very acceptable cosmetic result. The length and girth of the phallus once made depends on the weight of the fat and skin elasticity so patients end up with range of sizes (some bigger, some smaller). We aim for a girth of about 13 cm which leaves enough space for the erectile device. We connect normal sensory as well as erogenous nerves to the phallus and about 90% of our patients to date have at least some touch/sexual sensation in the phallus. The forearm flap usually has 3 nerves that come with it and is therefore more likely to develop sensation than any other kind of phalloplasty. Nerves do grow slowly and it can take a couple of years for sensation to appear.

Speaking of abdominal skin, I decided to take a peek over at the procedural subs and found a couple icky ones, so I'll go ahead and toss those in too.

This abdominal phalloplasty (which involves saline skin-stretching, if I recall correctly) is from an unnamed provider in France and strongly reminds me of Snuffalupagus.
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Spoiler: It feels like it'd make trombone noises if it unraveled.

And this vaginoplasty is courtesy of Dr. Tim Larner, who seems like he may have been a Star Wars fan with the way he designed this dude's sarlacc pit.
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Spoiler: OP says he is "extremely happy" with his results.

 

[monstrous bubo]

This abdominal phalloplasty (which involves saline skin-stretching, if I recall correctly) is from an unnamed provider in France and strongly reminds me of Snuffalupagus.

It also looks like an upside down question mark, as if even her body is asking WTF. Note also wedding ring and stomach stretch marks which could have been caused by pregnancy.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Spoiler: feels like it'd make trombone noises if it unraveled.

And this vaginoplasty is courtesy of Dr. Tim

Why do I hear this when I look at those things?

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

This abdominal phalloplasty (which involves saline skin-stretching, if I recall correctly) is from an unnamed provider in France and strongly reminds me of Snuffalupagus.

What the fuck. Why does this grow back into her stomach? What is that shape? I can't understand what the fuck I'm looking at.

God I love this thread (even though I never read it. I'm more of a picture book kind of guy)

 

[Aquarius]

Thread tax: a 3 month-old vulvoplasty that looks like an alien's concept of a vulva.

Spoiler: NSFL

1. That thing looks - at best - like a vulva that got flipped upside down along the vertical axis. On a woman, there’s the public mound, clitoral hood, urethra, the vaginal opening, and then the anal opening. On this thing, going from top to bottom, there’s a pubic mound, bigger hole, maybe a smaller hole, and then a chunk of skin resembling the clitoral hood underneath the hole(s), followed by the anus.
2. This thing goes straight from the pubic mound right into a hole. No cover, no padding, no hood, and no labia. Not only is that not what a fucking woman looks like but it just seems like an invitation for grime, fabric from clothing, and a million other things to slide inside. It looks like skin chafing against skin, like chub-rub that never ends.
3. The urethral opening on a woman is smaller than a vagina because of course it fucking is. If I’m scrying this fucking nightmare properly, then the urethra (?) or top hole is larger than the opening of the pseudo-vagina (?) or bottom hole. It’s upside down and has the size ratio of different orifices backwards.
4. That larger hole at the top looks so red and painful. For the reasons I already described, I would not be surprised if it was constantly sore and raw, like chapped lips. Good. I hope this piece of shit suffers for trying to buy womanhood from a chop-shop.

How the fuck does a surgeon - a medical doctor - do this? Do they not understand what a fucking vulva is or how things are positioned relative to one another? Did they not mean to create a pseudo-hood at the bottom? Was it them trying to sew together a bunch of loose skin by pinning it at the bottom and then realizing afterwards that they created something resembling an upside down vulva? I’ve never performed surgery, so I assume that there’s an art to it where one has to find solutions quickly… but what the actual fuck? High school drop outs who draw pornography online for fun have a better grasp of where the fuck these things go.

Oh, and lol @ the chunky, sloppily applied nail-polish. It’s not even chipped and it’s hideous. You can tell his man hands laid that bubblegum pink slime thick. So feminine. Hope he chokes.

 

[Mad_Dog]

It's RFF - radial forearm flap - and this website goes into further detail about using a portion of the buttocks.

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[Positron]

Did they take the gracilis or was the flesh for the dog taken from her arse cheeks? Someone explain this one to me

Gracilis dog is a thing; some butchers claim by fashioning a whole neuromuscular pedicle into a roll their butchee can achieve "volitional control".

Although that pooner almost certainly didn't have her gracilis harvested.

 

[Generic Name #37]

Nuigi (ParasiteDick) has revealed that the surgeon put the pump of her new erectile device in upside down.

Bone structure makes no sense to me. How does that even matter? Sounds like the pump would pull and try to flip so the surgeon just turned it upside down and called it a day.

Spoiler: erectile device diagram

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She's definitely going to run into more problems.

Why in God’s name is there a prostate in this diagram? This kind of thing would be completely unnecessary in an actual man barring SEVERE trauma to the penis that requires it to be reconstructed, and pooners don’t have prostates. Is this a diagram showing its use in an actual man, or did whoever make it drink way too much of the Troon-Ade?

 

[batteredpancakes]

Why in God’s name is there a prostate in this diagram? This kind of thing would be completely unnecessary in an actual man barring SEVERE trauma to the penis that requires it to be reconstructed, and pooners don’t have prostates. Is this a diagram showing its use in an actual man, or did whoever make it drink way too much of the Troon-Ade?

The diagram is for an erectile device. Their primary function is to help actual men with erectile dysfunction so the diagram has a real man in it.

FTMs using them for their rotdogs is an unintended use and only one recent version is actually built specifically for them.

 

[monstrous bubo]

What the fuck. Why does this grow back into her stomach? What is that shape? I can't understand what the fuck I'm looking at.

It’s a technique (pedicle) pioneered by early plastic surgeons reconstructing the faces of soldiers in World War I. If you do a graft, you risk it falling off, so those surgeons would build a flesh tube from another part of the body and graft the end onto the bit they were reconstructing. This kept the graft supplied with blood from the donor site while it settled in. Once the graft was healthy and properly attached, they would cut the tube and tidy up. Check the photos here.

Here, instead of just stitching a tube to the mons, the surgeon is making the tube from the abdomen, attaching one end to the crotch, and when it looks like it’s not about to detach, will sever it at the abdomen. You don’t get urethral lengthening with this, or some of the other wonders chronicled in this thread. You do however have a high risk of a curved cock. Search this thread for Elephant Dick and enjoy (she certainly didn’t).

 

[Slideshow Bill]

And the story of how a woman pretended she wanted to give her a blowjob just so she could look at it.

A sex worker would likely have experience with trans people

These women deal with lowest of bottom barrel trash humanity has to offer, so she's likely familiar with them. I'm positive.

 

[Sissyagamben]

There was that DooDbro who got a factory job to watch the bros and make videos about slowing down all her excitable female hand movements, walking around in slow motion, and trying not to react when she drops things at the store.

Assuming she did not make it up and did work at a factory… I wonder what her did there. What type of factory? A steel mill or a cereal mill or a, idk, ball pen factory? Is she on the yard slinging steel or is she sitting next to an assembly line screwing caps onto face cream bottles?

I doubt she’s working in a manly factory factory, and if she’s employed there she’s either the HR or receptionist.

 

[Otterly]

strongly reminds me of Snuffalupagus.

It’s like a flesh Klein Bottle.
The pedicles used to repair seriously wounded WW1 soldiers were incredible. I feel like we’ve fallen do far in what’s considered a good idea.

 

[Procrastinhater]

The diagram is for an erectile device. Their primary function is to help actual men with erectile dysfunction so the diagram has a real man in it.

FTMs using them for their rotdogs is an unintended use and only one recent version is actually built specifically for them.

Having to squeeze your balls to get a boner sounds incredibly painful and completely mood killing. I'm not sure the person who invented that thing thought it through.

You do however have a high risk of a curved cock.

Quite a money making scam Cetrulo came up with to con those gullible women.

Spoiler: It'll be just like a real penis

 

[Helvetia]

The diagram is for an erectile device. Their primary function is to help actual men with erectile dysfunction so the diagram has a real man in it.

FTMs using them for their rotdogs is an unintended use and only one recent version is actually built specifically for them.

Just to add, most erectile devices are made in Switzerland, and even now, they're not approved for usage in women/neophallus. Most websites specifically warn against ordering one for a neophallus, and the insurance on the device and on the patient will be invalidated if used on them.

The transgender devices are extremely new, and is mainly funded by medical tourism.

https://en.zsimplants.ch/pathologies-trans-solutions/transgender-solutions

 

[JohnnyG]

Assuming she did not make it up and did work at a factory… I wonder what her did there. What type of factory? A steel mill or a cereal mill or a, idk, ball pen factory? Is she on the yard slinging steel or is she sitting next to an assembly line screwing caps onto face cream bottles?

I doubt she’s working in a manly factory factory, and if she’s employed there she’s either the HR or receptionist.

Her name is Liz "Leo" McCallum. Calls herself "the gravel bro", has been roiding for like 15 years, but shoots passive-aggressive videos in her car like every other female tiktoker. Implication is she's doing Real Man Work, but I'd imagine she's the safety clipboard operator or OSHA compliance rep.

The ones I've seen are what you'd expect from a roided out lesbian: nagging HR lady sensibilities wrapped up in exaggerated dudebro flannel & Harley LARPs. "This bro was being a Toxic Ignorant Homophobe (#NotOK!), so I summoned my masculine energy, centered myself, and dominated the space while I called out his jokes!" (hand claps for emphasis)

Sprinkle in some "Aren't we awful, fellow Males?" and the audience can't be anything other than YASSing shitlib women.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Having to squeeze your balls to get a boner sounds incredibly painful and completely mood killing. I'm not sure the person who invented that thing thought it through.

It's not that they're squeezing the testicle itself; the scrotum is just a handy place to put things.

The pump/activator is hanging out next to the testicle under the thin scrotal skin so the owner/operator can palpate it easily.

They also use the scrotum to hold the pump for an artificial urinary sphincter. In women they have to use the labia majora.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Whoa whoa. Can you pump it up with your phone? Imagine hacking someone's pump to give them a boner.

 

[Mad_Dog]

the scrotum is just a handy place to put things.

I keep my keys and a pack of gum in there. I call it my love pouch.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

It's not that they're squeezing the testicle itself; the scrotum is just a handy place to put things.

The pump/activator is hanging out next to the testicle under the thin scrotal skin so the owner/operator can palpate it easily.

They also use the scrotum to hold the pump for an artificial urinary sphincter. In women they have to use the labia majora.
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That’s freaking amazing to be fair. Not just one device, but lots of options. I’m assuming this is for men with chronic bladder sphincter problems? Fantastic piece of medical engineering, because urinary incontinence is remarkably common and often very embarrassing to patients - and those who don’t deal with it well tend to end up with a lot of further issues (skin sores and endless UTIs for a start).

Are these available for women too? Makes me wonder if a nationalised healthcare system like Canada or the U.K. has would provide them. Women have way more urinary incontinence issues than men due to childbirth (and rape), especially those in areas where less healthcare is available (immigrants from many African countries or the Middle East, for instance).

I had no idea this kind of thing even existed.