Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

His work mostly consists of big paintings that look like something you’d see hanging on the wall of a Cheesecake Factory. I did see a joker painting somewhere in there though.

And people are wailing about "art" being destroyed by AI with clowns like this out there.

 

[DemsBNutz]

With how insignificant Aaron is, I am amazed at the number of A-logs he has managed to accrue.

It is mind blowing however he is the redneck antihero we got... Might get some popcorn and just enjoy... Turd Wars! Starting used turf, ass, saggy tits and One man that is obsessed with some other mans frank and beans in his mouth. Turd wars coming to a theater near you!

 

[Captain Manning]

There isn't a final agreement. He hasn't even been sentenced yet. Well, at least they're calling it a "sentencing hearing" on the docket even though it's a deferred adjudication and he remains technically under indictment. I wish they'd be more precise on what they called things considering these are legal proceedings.

But they could definitely cancel it any time until then, although I believe they'd need cause, and even conceivably afterwards if he admits things (which he has) that could be seen as admitting he obtained the agreement by making fraudulent claims.

I think all Nick would have to do is say he misspoke and meant grams instead of ounces. His brain is fucking mush, so it would be believable.

I don't believe he had 2 OUNCES of coke on top of the fridge.
I don't believe the cops failed to log it into evidence.
I certainly don't believe the cops put it up their nose as he insinuates.
I don't believe they are going to do anything.

What might be funny is if Kandiyohi County gets pressed into addressing this and they basically say "yeah, he's a retard, and we recovered no such evidence." That's about as far as I think it would go though.

But hey, I was shocked when the CHIPS report dropped, so I'm honestly at the point where anything is possible, I guess. I knew he was scum, but the reality was far in excess of what I ever imagined.

 

[AnOminous]

I think all Nick would have to do is say he misspoke and meant grams instead of ounces. His brain is fucking mush, so it would be believable.

I'm not only convinced of that, I'm sure of it. It doesn't even make any sense otherwise. He can definitely play the tard card since he's not only an absolute and utter tard, but taking such a dumb, insanely retarded, mentally impaired statement like that as true doesn't even make sense in physical reality.

That wouldn't be a cocaine bullet, it would be a cocaine mortar.

Nick is, in fact, so fucking stupid he doesn't know the difference between a gram and an ounce. It's like Lucille Bluth thinking a banana costs $10.

 

[Captain Manning]

I'm not only convinced of that, I'm sure of it. It doesn't even make any sense otherwise. He can definitely play the tard card since he's not only an absolute and utter tard, but taking such a dumb, insanely retarded, mentally impaired statement like that as true doesn't even make sense in physical reality.

That wouldn't be a cocaine bullet, it would be a cocaine mortar.

Nick is, in fact, so fucking stupid he doesn't know the difference between a gram and an ounce. It's like Lucille Bluth thinking a banana costs $10.

Yeah, and don't get me wrong: It would be funny as SHIT if they said "Oh, you say there was 56 grams of coke on top of the fridge, in addition to the 28 grams in the safe? Okay, deal's off. We're amending to first degree possession."

He would finally get his wish for me to die... of laughter.

But we're likely not that lucky, because they'd actually have to come up with an additional 56 grams of coke, and Nick's brain fart isn't sufficient evidence he had it.

Like I said the other day, I think the only way this gets derailed between now and April (the month, and not the thot) is if he starts claiming he's not actually guilty of the third degree possession he allocuted to.

 

[AnOminous]

Like I said the other day, I think the only way this gets derailed between now and April (the month, and not the thot) is if he starts claiming he's not actually guilty of the third degree possession he allocuted to.

That's all I think could actually do it. All he confessed to was he had the cocaine, it was his, it was entirely his, end of story. He hasn't denied that. In fact he's almost acting like he feels liberated to the point he can boast about what an awesomely cool coke-snorter who snorted coke he was, and everyone who hasn't snorted a mountain of coke is a NERD.

(Note, snorting coke is a signature trait of being an ASSHOLE, almost like driving a Dodge Viper or a Rustang.)

 

[Strix454]

I don't believe he had 2 OUNCES of coke on top of the fridge.
I don't believe the cops failed to log it into evidence.
I certainly don't believe the cops put it up their nose as he insinuates.

"The cops stole my drugs"is a story often told by druggies who gets arrested. Considering what a disorganized slob Nick was at the time of the arrest, I would imagine he doesn't even remember where his drugs were. If the police did take drugs and not log them as evidence, he should profusely thank them because they indirectly got his charged knocked down a level based on weight.

But in the middle of sentencing on a plea-deal, accusing the local police in public of stealing your drugs is not something a sane person does. Its the same as Nick's past claims of criminal acts by CPS or his insulting the senior judge. They even were soft on him in the traffic stops. There are alot of places where doing those sorts of things would lead to bad trouble. I don't know if its because Nick is an attorney or they are just soft-brained morons up there in Willmar. But something seems just a little "off".

 

[Vibralldo]

"The cops stole my drugs"is a story often told by druggies who gets arrested. Considering what a disorganized slob Nick was at the time of the arrest, I would imagine he doesn't even remember where his drugs were. If the police did take drugs and not log them as evidence, he should profusely thank them because they indirectly got his charged knocked down a level based on weight.

But in the middle of sentencing on a plea-deal, accusing the local police in public of stealing your drugs is not something a sane person does. Its the same as Nick's past claims of criminal acts by CPS or his insulting the senior judge. They even were soft on him in the traffic stops. There are alot of places where doing those sorts of things would lead to bad trouble. I don't know if its because Nick is an attorney or they are just soft-brained morons up there in Willmar. But something seems just a little "off".

Nick wants to make himself look better by saying "I was the RESPONSIBLE coke addict swinger! Everyone else from Aaron to the cops also do it, but I'm the only guy that does it responsibly!"

 

[Major]

I’m pretty sure Waugh is the guy responsible for the Johnny Depp and “I Am Not A Cat” paintings.

That phone case looks like the box art for a suite of generic multimedia programs that one would have picked up at Comp USA for $39.99 back in 1996.

Wow, that triggered a nostalgia rush. I can already hear the midi sound effects

 

[Melty Butter]

Aaron addressed Nick & Melton's recent stream in his members-only show that just ended. Clip from Wil Herren

- Laughs at the bent dick allegation (but doesn't deny it - lol). Calls Nick and Melton gay for obsessing about it. Admits later that his dick does have an upturn at the end of the clip (tmi, Aaron).
- Keanu called Aaron to laugh about it; she implied to Aaron that Nick is gay (original...).
- Says Nick will not be able to stay sober (again).
- Calls Nick's home "filthy" (again) to explain why he would leave the Rekieta's early to stream from his own studio.
- Says April left because Nick had no more coke to give her.
- Denies that he ever wanted to buy the second home and calls out Nick's contradictions in that story.
- Says Nick never had any real friends and that's why Nick can't let him go.
- Thinks Nick is coping over losing April and realizing it was all about the coke.

 

[Major]

Understand this, the Dabbleverse is bizarro-world. When you discover it you’re like Alice, you fell down this hole in the ground and now everything’s fucked and doesn’t make sense.
Do you know how deep into retard shit you are when you kick over a rock in the fucking Dick Masterson universe and all of a sudden it got weirder? It’s fucking deeeeep down, bro.

The dabble verse is just depressing. It's the like the aging comedians playing the same old clubs and again to the same aging clientele. It's a niche within a niche within a niche, it's so pathetic. I mean, it revolves around dick Masterson, who is a fucking nobody whose only claim to fame is being vaguely associated with someone who was themselves associated with someone on the radio 20 years ago. It's fractal bullshit. Most of these podcasts get like 20 viewers. Even Todd, the grotesque subhuman, got more than that.

 

[Desktop User2]

- Laughs at the bent dick allegation (but doesn't deny it - lol). Calls Nick and Melton gay for obsessing about it. Admits later that his dick does have an upturn at the end of the clip (tmi, Aaron).

An upturn in the cock is extremely desirable for sex tho... bent downwards is the problem. It´s ugly but it helps a lot in almost every position, specially for women.

 

[AnOminous]

- Laughs at the bent dick allegation (but doesn't deny it - lol). Calls Nick and Melton gay for obsessing about it. Admits later that his dick does have an upturn at the end of the clip (tmi, Aaron).

These two homos need to quit talking about their nonfunctional, deformed penises all the time. Nobody cares you fags. Just keep them in your pants. That's why we invented pants, so we don't have to see your gross malformed wieners.

 

[Desktop User2]

These two homos need to quit talking about their nonfunctional, deformed penises all the time. Nobody cares you fags. Just keep them in your pants. That's why we invented pants, so we don't have to see your gross malformed wieners.

If you smoked crack all day and were an homosexual like Nick and had your pudendal nerve massaged like it never have been before by Aaron´s crooked cock, you would be talking about it non-stop too.

 

[Captain Manning]

But in the middle of sentencing on a plea-deal, accusing the local police in public of stealing your drugs is not something a sane person does. Its the same as Nick's past claims of criminal acts by CPS or his insulting the senior judge. They even were soft on him in the traffic stops. There are alot of places where doing those sorts of things would lead to bad trouble. I don't know if its because Nick is an attorney or they are just soft-brained morons up there in Willmar. But something seems just a little "off".

It's doubtful it's because Nick is an attorney. They know by now he is a garbage attorney. Or rather, was. They also know, through the Franks motion nonsense, that Nick's attorneys aren't particularly good either. I doubt the ACA was quaking in her shoes.

I just think they're miserly with money up in Kandiyohi County. At 44,000 people, they don't have a big tax base.

I mentioned before that Stern's Co. has more money to play with than Kandiyohi. Hence, Nick lucks out in ways Aaron maybe doesn't.

Yeah, they could have really put the screws to Nick, and won a conviction on all three counts, but they would have had to spend money, and because he eventually became amicable to pleading out on the big charge, I'm sure they figured that made the most economical sense. And he still would have likely ended up with probation if they convicted him on all three counts.

Also, don't forget they are still also gearing up for a third degree murder case.

I don't like it, but it is what it is.

Now if they dropped everything in Nick's case, yeah... I would then think something is rotten in the state of Denmark (Get it? Scandinavia?).

- Laughs at the bent dick allegation (but doesn't deny it - lol). Calls Nick and Melton gay for obsessing about it. Admits later that his dick does have an upturn at the end of the clip (tmi, Aaron).

Every fuckin' day with these homos and their dicks. Absolute homo wiggers. "Muh dick." I wish they'd just hate fuck each other already.

- Says Nick will not be able to stay sober (again).

Agreed.

- Says April left because Nick had no more coke to give her.

Been speculated about here. Funny if true.

 

[genericwhitemale]

Understand this, the Dabbleverse is bizarro-world. When you discover it you’re like Alice, you fell down this hole in the ground and now everything’s fucked and doesn’t make sense.
Do you know how deep into retard shit you are when you kick over a rock in the fucking Dick Masterson universe and all of a sudden it got weirder? It’s fucking deeeeep down, bro.

The dabble verse is just depressing. It's the like the aging comedians playing the same old clubs and again to the same aging clientele. It's a niche within a niche within a niche, it's so pathetic. I mean, it revolves around dick Masterson, who is a fucking nobody whose only claim to fame is being vaguely associated with someone who was themselves associated with someone on the radio 20 years ago. It's fractal bullshit. Most of these podcasts get like 20 viewers. Even Todd, the grotesque subhuman, got more than that.

Dabbleverse isn't a Dick Masterson thing. Dabbleverse comes from comedians obsessed with Stuttering John, a cow from Howard Stern days. Only connection to Dax is that Karl from WATP, who obsesses over Stuttering John, is Dax's #1 glazer.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

Dabbleverse isn't a Dick Masterson thing. Dabbleverse comes from comedians obsessed with Stuttering John, a cow from Howard Stern days. Only connection to Dax is that Karl from WATP, who obsesses over Stuttering John, is Dax's #1 glazer.

True, though Karl got a big boost from Dick's past audience. People checked out WATP after hearing about it from Dick, and then found the Dabbleverse and were thoroughly confused.
They are separate things, but unless you were super into Howard Stern, O&A, and lolcows the first exposure most people around here would have had was either through Dick's show or Nick's drama.

 

[StannisTheMannis]

These two homos need to quit talking about their nonfunctional, deformed penises all the time. Nobody cares you fags. Just keep them in your pants. That's why we invented pants, so we don't have to see your gross malformed wieners.

Nick sounds more and more like Stormy Daniels during her 15 minutes, yapping about sex partner's genitals ad nauseum for the hater crowd to gobble up.

 

[waffle]

Man I forgot how fucking gay Aaron's pencil moustache was.

Think about this, the fact that neither one of them will just come out and say they fucked the other one in the ass means they probably did some extremely weird and gay shit.

 

[AnOminous]

Man I forgot how fucking gay Aaron's pencil moustache was.

Think about this, the fact that neither one of them will just come out and say they fucked the other one in the ass means they probably did some extremely weird and gay shit.

That plus constantly talking about their own and other dudes' dicks. Strictly for queers shit. Quit being homos.