Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I would say don't judge those grandparents until you know more. Getting children away from their parents is really really difficult. Sure maybe they can call the police and maybe the police find drugs, but maybe they don't and then Nick keeps the children away from them forever.

We know more, Bob lied for Nick in court claiming he never saw Nick drunk or otherwise impaired. Which is a bold faced lie.
He was drunk/high constantly for over a year, driving around after a night of binge drinking and streaming.

There is a 0% chance that Bob never saw Nick wasted.
Nick's kids most certainly also knew what was going on and will have talked about it to the Grandparents.
There is no chance, zero %, that Nick's parents were not perfectly aware what was going on in that house.

They failed as parents and are now showing that failure was not a fluke by failing their grandchildren too.

 

[Captain Manning]

Aaron should just make a noble sacrifice and get off the internet. Go work a real job maybe at a radio station or some shit again. Be the voice people hear on the morning commute starting the day off with some Steve Miller Band. This would starve his A-logs within months, Melton would act like he won and then quickly figure out that he's no longer going to get even meager mileage out of talking about Aaron.

I don't think Aaron would be able to land another job in radio, but maybe there's some really desperate small station out there somewhere.

One thing Nick is right about (although it's hardly an original criticism) is that Aaron's obsession with terrestrial radio is weird. That goes for everybody in the Dabbleverse, really.

Why anybody would want to have a career in a dying medium, in the year of our Lord, 2025, is just bizarre to me. To me, that's like wanting to be the guy that goes around lighting the gas street lamps in the evening.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

Celeste's recent IG post wasn't that interesting. It was a pic of a new phone case. It indicated that they may be in New Orleans for Mardi Gras - it was a jazz phone case with a saxophone, piano, etc.

I don’t think it’s Mardi Gras related. It’s just ugly.



The phone case is designed by an “artist” named Eric Waugh, one of Bill Mack’s cohort no doubt.



His work mostly consists of big paintings that look like something you’d see hanging on the wall of a Cheesecake Factory. I did see a joker painting somewhere in there though.

 

[Desktop User2]

The reality is that Aaron is not a lolcow.

Engaged in a polycule;
Niggieta´s homosexual lover;
Brought coke fiends to his house to engage on homosexual sex, 4yo plays with a cocaine pin;
Lost his wife to the benzo couple;
Harassed every women he ever had contact with;
Went on a cuck tour tell all apropos of absolutely nothing but e-fame;
E-beggar;
Fumbled himself into a clear cut RP case;
Let a fat homosexual pedophile grossly exploit his family, including his teenage daughter, to the point of the stepfather having to threaten the fat homosexual pedophile for it to stop;
Continue to explore his cuck story and family bashing for money;
Overconfidently fumbled his plea deal;
Facilitated Nicks access to his Google account without any proper hygiene.


Fuck off. He is obviously not as poisonous as Niggieta and his boring exploitations are better left to his thread but fuck off.

 

[Dimension Sniper]

I don’t think it’s Mardi Gras related. It’s just ugly.

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The phone case is designed by an “artist” named Eric Waugh, one of Bill Mack’s cohort no doubt.

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His work mostly consists of big paintings that look like something you’d see hanging on the wall of a Cheesecake Factory. I did see a joker painting somewhere in there though.

I’m pretty sure Waugh is the guy responsible for the Johnny Depp and “I Am Not A Cat” paintings.

That phone case looks like the box art for a suite of generic multimedia programs that one would have picked up at Comp USA for $39.99 back in 1996.

 

[Desktop User2]

I don’t think it’s Mardi Gras related. It’s just ugly.

The theme is the most generic bullshit you would expect a hipster to paint but I like the technique, the texturing of the painting. I´d bet is personalized to be so uninspiring...

 

[daffodils]

I’m pretty sure Waugh is the guy responsible for the Johnny Depp and “I Am Not A Cat” paintings.

And the whiskey painting.

 

[Father Balldo]

"Nobody likes onions"

What does this mean? I like onions, and shallots. I like them raw or fried or grilled or steamed. They are excellent root vegetables. Anyone who doesn't like them is a child. Is Melton a child? I dunno, does he fuck himself?

 

[Captain Manning]

Let a fat homosexual pedophile grossly exploit his family, including his teenage daughter, to the point of the stepfather having to threaten the fat homosexual pedophile for it to stop;

It's worse than that. He tried to organize a four round/five opponent boxing match at Hackamania that would have financially benefitted the aforementioned gross pedo. The kid's stepfather clearly handled it better.

I certainly can't say I ever really liked Aaron, but I must confess I was at least a little sympathetic towards him, with respect to what Melton was doing... until that happened.

Now I'm like "okay dude, if you're not gonna do anything except grift, my sympathy is clearly wasted."

 

[Law]

That phone case looks like the box art for a suite of generic multimedia programs that one would have picked up at Comp USA for $39.99 back in 1996.

I was thinking bad hotel art

 

[Vibralldo]

I don't think Aaron would be able to land another job in radio, but maybe there's some really desperate small station out there somewhere.

One thing Nick is right about (although it's hardly an original criticism) is that Aaron's obsession with terrestrial radio is weird. That goes for everybody in the Dabbleverse, really.

Why anybody would want to have a career in a dying medium, in the year of our Lord, 2025, is just bizarre to me. To me, that's like wanting to be the guy that goes around lighting the gas street lamps in the evening.

They're all lazy fags that grew up with Stern and OnA and think "I wish my job was 2000s shock jock! Then I could gets tons of cash, fans, and pussy just for joking around every day!"

It's basically the let's play craze of the 2010s but instead of autistic 20 year olds it's middle aged retards and it's 20 years too late.

 

[Pentamidine]

Nick and Melton are flirting on Twitter about hacking. Nick sent this at 3:15 AM Central. Glad he's keeping healthy hours for a "sober" father of 5.

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This is Nick confessing to getting access to Aaron's Nest doorbell (or other cloud based IP cameras) account and looking at his cameras btw. Nest just has you log in with Google so he wouldn't have even had to do anything to access a Nest camera. But even for other cameras like Ring doorbells, with access to Aaron's GMail account, he could issue password resets for whatever accounts he wants, gain access to those accounts, and then delete the recovery e-mails so Aaron's none the wiser. This exchange is him saying he definitely did exactly that. He simply cannot resist bragging about how much of an evil genius he thinks he is, thus leading to the constant self-snitching.

I really do hope they go after him for this, and not just because he's Nick Rekieta. He had access to someone's Google account and creeped through and published their browsing history, stole documents and shared them with Melton, and used it to creep on him through his home cameras. He's legitimately an obsessed stalker.

 

[AnOminous]

Yeah. So in this version of the story, he and his wife totally abandon their children for entire weeks so Nick & Kayla can do drugs and have sex with another couple.

That doesn't make you look better Nick. It makes you and your wife seem like sociopathic monsters.

Nick is totally unable to pick up on social cues.

He's like a rat on a glue trap at this point, thrashing around and harming himself in his confusion. In his desperate attempts to come up with new lies to somehow erase his previous lies, he manages to make himself look worse and like more of an absolutely psychotic scumbag piece of shit with every new lie.

 

[Vibralldo]

Another "Nick is retarded" video analysis:

"No way my kids were starving, they had more food at any time than most families buy in a whole year! Because the nanny would buy them so much food!" (The nanny had quit months before the kids complained of being hungry)

"Aaron didn't make spaghetti-os for my kid, he just opened the can so she could cook it! She had trouble with the pull-tab!" (Nick's saying that a girl who couldn't open a pull tab can could work the microwave or stovetop, lol)

 

[AnOminous]

Hypothetical: Is it too late for the prosecution to nullify the plea agreement if they wanted to do so in light of new information?

There isn't a final agreement. He hasn't even been sentenced yet. Well, at least they're calling it a "sentencing hearing" on the docket even though it's a deferred adjudication and he remains technically under indictment. I wish they'd be more precise on what they called things considering these are legal proceedings.

But they could definitely cancel it any time until then, although I believe they'd need cause, and even conceivably afterwards if he admits things (which he has) that could be seen as admitting he obtained the agreement by making fraudulent claims.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

But they could definitely cancel it any time until then, although I believe they'd need cause, and even conceivably afterwards if he admits things (which he has) that could be seen as admitting he obtained the agreement by making fraudulent claims.

This is what I’m getting at: It seems he’s said things that could jeopardize his plea deal. I have seen enough of the often shambolic legal system at work to have no hope of that happening. But as has happened more than once with this lolcow, I see him saying such potentially self-harmful shit and can’t believe my eyes. Once again, he really is that fucking dumb.

I’m sure he’s banking on the prosecution being so sick of his ass that they’re not monitoring what he says publicly. Alas, that is probably a correct gamble on his part. That doesn’t make it a less retarded choice.

 

[newuser131]

gunt never married faith * but everything else checks out

gunt is twice divorced. nora and the horse. faith was just the baby momma.

 

[stupid frog]

"Aaron didn't make spaghetti-os for my kid, he just opened the can so she could cook it! She had trouble with the pull-tab!" (Nick's saying that a girl who couldn't open a pull tab can could work the microwave or stovetop, lol)

She was too malnourished to pull the tab, obviously.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

This all makes sense when you realize that Karl from the podcast Who Are These Podcasts? (a founding figure in the Dabbleverse and relatively recent convert to the Steel-Toe a-log club), is not just a Dick Masterson lackey, but also began his career as (shudder) an eBaum's World employee.

Understand this, the Dabbleverse is bizarro-world. When you discover it you’re like Alice, you fell down this hole in the ground and now everything’s fucked and doesn’t make sense.
Do you know how deep into retard shit you are when you kick over a rock in the fucking Dick Masterson universe and all of a sudden it got weirder? It’s fucking deeeeep down, bro.

 

[Hellblazer]

He can get a job at Mr. Smiley Dairy Queen. It would be just like that movie about that pedophile that he loves so much!

Or Denny's.