DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Elite Kipchak]

Goal missed and he did that dumb “I HAVE RECEIVED!” “Meme” of his. Jfc. He’s 43

not gonna lie i love it when he does this. it's so pathetic lmao

 

[RuthBaderGinsburg]

not gonna lie i love it when he does this. it's so pathetic lmao

He's playing dent peekaboo

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

I doubt he cares about the death threats part. It’s the specific mention of his name he’s upset about.

I 1000000000000% guarantee you that if it was just them simply getting death threats, without his name being uttered, he would say nothing.

Yeah lets be real here. He doesn't care she got death threats since he most likely thinks she deserves it for shitting on the King.

She may be the overpowered piece in the game of chess as the Queen, but the KING is the most important.

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We've achieved peak nontent. Motherfucker is putting a greenscreen on his chair.

Yup. More junk to fiddle with so he can bloat his streams even more with time wasters like slippin on the chair condom before gameplay.

 

[00R-Gundam]

If he keeps adding stuff the room will start to look like a porn set with all the lighting and cameras or a room for someone who is handicapped. Seriously i think hes the only one that does the 3 cameras thing. Sure there are people who have 2 or more but its because they speedrun, are doing handicrafts etc. I think hes just larping too hard at the professional streamer and business owner larp.



Cant wait for the next bankruptcy where the judge might have to sit down to watch him build legos and eat fast food for literal retards.

 

[Rowbutt Batmin]

Lesbians life threatened, DARKSYDEPHIL MOST EFFECTED.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Lesbians life threatened, DARKSYDEPHIL MOST EFFECTED.

The lesbian damaged him. The lgbt slide will never come back. #NeverForgetLGBTslide

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

If he keeps adding stuff the room will start to look like a porn set with all the lighting and cameras or a room for someone who is handicapped. Seriously i think hes the only one that does the 3 cameras thing. Sure there are people who have 2 or more but its because they speedrun, are doing handicrafts etc. I think hes just larping too hard at the professional streamer and business owner larp.



Cant wait for the next bankruptcy where the judge might have to sit down to watch him build legos and eat fast food for literal retards.

Something about the contrasting colors makes it look like a teenage kids room in the late 90s and early 2000s....

Oh.

 

[Johnny Doxville]

This retard has no idea that he could just buy a green screen backdrop with a stand for $30. He actually thinks his second webcam on the TV is a "wide shot."

Nigga he literally had one lol

 

[Pargon]

"Void come in close"
"What is it Ryan?"
"I have one final wish, one if you promise to fulfill will allow to pass in peace. Even though i have a wife and kid, they suck. Please take absurd amounts of money from them and give them to a fat, balding, pollack with huge man tits who streams shitty videogames."
"Anything for you Ryan, whats his streamer name"
"DSP... ACK" *flatlines*
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Shit like this is so frustrating. Is it a fan (genuinely retarded)? Is it a larper (ironic, also retarded)? A detractor (dumb storyline, also gave money to DSP therefore, retarded)?

Fucking troll proxy war. No decisive victory possible, no exit strategy, and nothing to be won because the battlefield is a fat idiot.

 

[Iron Hamster]

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Something about the contrasting colors makes it look like a teenage kids room in the late 90s and early 2000s....

Oh.

lol. Did he rearrange his sonic hat on the wall?

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

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Something about the contrasting colors makes it look like a teenage kids room in the late 90s and early 2000s....

Oh.

Third camera angle.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Phil said nobody cares for the Oscars while the dents “DarkSydeDabbing” and “DJTrumpReal” said it boring and don’t know how people get thought it. Seriously? The Oscars is far more entertaining than watching a middle age man beg for money for hours on end.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Phil said nobody cares for the Oscars while the dents “DarkSydeDabbing” and “DJTrumpReal” said it boring and don’t know how people get thought it. Seriously? The Oscars is far more entertaining than watching a middle age man beg for money for hours on end.

To be fair I'd rather watch DSP pigrage than the Oscars any day.

 

[Squatty Potty]

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Third camera angle.

Pee-wee also had a famous masturbation incident.

 

[00R-Gundam]

Shit like this is so frustrating. Is it a fan (genuinely retarded)? Is it a larper (ironic, also retarded)? A detractor (dumb storyline, also gave money to DSP therefore, retarded)?

Fucking troll proxy war. No decisive victory possible, no exit strategy, and nothing to be won because the battlefield is a fat idiot.

Metal Gear Dent 2: Gouts of Liberty

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

just seen this and it got me

 

[DarkFuhDillz]

Well he was called "Phil with the oddly shaped head" for a reason back in school

No he said he was called retard

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Given that Phail went full DARVO, started claiming a bunch of insane shit like that the detractors made that Ravensdolphin raceswap motherfucker threaten her, then switching to claiming that Lex did a false flag because she needed attention, then switching to that it was actually detractors because we were "stir crazy" because we had nothing to do since he had two consecutive days ahff (because of course a narcissist thinks that as soon as he stops the night stream the entire internet stops for the day), then claiming that he doesn't even know who Lex is and that he doesn't even know her name and that he has no beef with any khantent creator...

I dunno guys, I'm kinda thinking about what @PieceofShet said a few pages back, whenever he insists that something has nothing to do with him it turns out that he was behind it. In the tweet where he addressed the situation for the first time, it would've actually been a reasonable response if it weren't for the last sentence of THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ME! KEEP. MY. NAME. OUT. OF. YOUR. FUCKING. MOWLTH!

What I wanna say is, he probably tried to coordinate some ops behind da scenes but one of the dents who heeded the call went off the reservation with his actions.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

What I wanna say is, he probably tried to coordinate some ops behind da scenes but one of the dents who heeded the call went off the reservation with his actions.

It might have to do with the fact that… these fuckers are all retarded. Phil is incapable of doing absolutely anything correctly. I guarantee he doesn’t even tie his shoes normally.

Then I think, the Pigga is lazy and probably wears loafers. Then I think, he’s a faggot and probably wears UGG’s with the pins all over them that say, “game over” or “cat dad”.

I do believe his retardation works in his favor. The dents believe his lies and his antics because they probably think (slowly) that, “nobody is more retarded than me…. Right?!”

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

He can barely make $150 dono goals meanwhile Wings & Boogie are making $1000+ every stream AND they only have to do 90 minute streams

Phil would point to the stupid shit Wings and especially Boogie have to do for that money and smugly pronounce he’s the smart one. I’m with you, though. I’d rather have a job with a semi-pro outfit that scripts shit and has guaranteed money than be in Phil’s hamster wheel of isolated begging for uneven results.