Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

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making fun of those innocent transfolx is worse than having fantasies of doing sex tourism with children in asia
didn't you get the memo, chud?
Besides that, The Farms, regardless of how "vicious" or "bigoted" its users can be towards trans people, hasn't stopped a majority of them from "expressing themselves" or transitioning. The dude has absolutely no shame in anything else he does, so to arbitrarily state that the Farms is somehow preventing him from "expressing himself" is nothing short of absurd, and just comes off as laughably self-loathing.
 
Besides that, The Farms, regardless of how "vicious" or "bigoted" its users can be towards trans people, hasn't stopped a majority of them from "expressing themselves" or transitioning. The dude has absolutely no shame in anything else he does, so to arbitrarily state that the Farms is somehow preventing him from "expressing himself" is nothing short of absurd.
We love them "expressing" themselves because it supplies us with more material. Look at any "troons on social media" threads we have here. We're not stopping them from "expressing" themselves, we're just pointing out what absolutely disgusting pieces of shit they are when they do "express" themselves, that is to say, as depraved, repulsive perverts who think it's okay to act that way in public.
 
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Did I ask for you at KiwiFarms to forgive me! NO! FUCK NO! DO NOT GIVE ME ANSWERS TO QUESTIONS I DID NOT ASK! IT IS ANNOYING!

Giving me no answers to questions I did not ask means you have to say yes to them.
You were told to stop multiple times, told to shut up and fuck off like all others who laughed you out.
His schizophrenia is blossoming beautifully helped with coping way too hard
 
Horse Cock Enthusiast?

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I'd rather listen to a horse cock enthusiast than a fascist oligarch, just saying.
Of course he’s a vaush fan. Also mr. I-jerk-off-to-amputee-loli criticising Vaush for his bestiality fetish is really fucking rich.
The threats against the farms didn't work.
The threats against individual users didn't work.
The threats of self harm didn't work.
Trying to bargain with the farms didn't work.
Pretending to ignore the farms didn't work.

And now we're here. Alex, who said he's leaving and never coming back, has decided that he's cool with being made fun of so he's just going to come back and laugh at himself along side of us.

His plan is for us to say, "Wow! Alex has really matured and grown as a person in the last 12 hours. We should give him another chance. He is a cool guy and we should take it easy on him from now on!" And then we'll all hold hands and be friends like in an anime.

Nowhere in this stupid letter does he acknowledge that masturbating to children is wrong. He does not feel bad about being a pedo. He feels bad that he got caught. He says he knows what he did wrong but he does not.

I do not accept Alex's apology.
At this point it’s the question of not if but when he tries to suicide bait Null like Near back in the day.
 
@PaperRoads

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I love how cheeky this is. Bravo.
 
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I don't encourage any harm or bad behavior from the drawings I make.

I've deleted so many drawings because people are so judgemental.

This is all fiction. The fact people take this so seriously disgusts me. Especially when they have much worse ulterior motives to begin with. (He's definitely not changing his ways)

People take things way too out of context and wish the worst for me.

I hate these kinds of people so much.
Notice how he is hiding his drawings now videos to boot from cruel Glowie
 
Of course he’s a vaush fan. Also mr. I-jerk-off-to-amputee-loli criticising Vaush for his bestiality fetish is really fucking rich.

At this point it’s the question of not if but when he tries to suicide bait Null like Near back in the day.
Don't bait, dude, just do. I want to see the fake news try to spin how a dude killing himself who jacked off to chopping up children with axes and then raping them is a bad thing somehow.
 
I found a mention of Alex on a different video (around 35:35). Judging by the upload date, he barely missed the Kiwifarms spergout.
N. Brio Da Zuera said:
This is a much more interesting rabbithole than Chris Chan or some dumbass lolcow we are all tired of hearing by now.
Oddly foreshadowing.
Also he mentioned an alt called KermisHemel. How did we miss this one?

My spreadsheet is almost at 100 accounts. Still in a heavy WIP state:
Website​
Link​
Current Username​
Previous Username(s) (WIP)​
Misc.​
Apple Music​
Ebola Hunter​
Apple Music​
Johnny4Twenty​
Apple Music​
KermisVoyager1997​
Apple Music​
Poopy Farts Band​
Apple Music​
The Ushuaia Project​
Bell Tree Forums​
BetterSkatez​
Bitchute​
KermisVoyager1997​
Kermisvoyager1997 channel deleted between Apr 8 2024 and right now. Profile still up.​
Citycraft.co.uk​
BetterSkatez​
Change.org​
Alex Hogendorp​
Deviant Art​
BetterSkatez​
Deviant Art​
KermisHemel​
Deleted​
Deviant Art​
KermisVoyager1997​
Deleted​
Discogs​
BetterSkatez​
Deleted​
Discogs​
CopyrightTakedown​
Discogs​
KermisVoyager1997​
Deleted

The thread I demand Discogs to purge my entire page “Ebola Hunter”, which this account made, was deleted too.​
Discord​
ID:639045300539097088​
1990CambrianAngel
1990cambrianangel​
Discord​
ID:451594155215552512​
idahoobject
Sakuyaisbestname​
Discord​
ID:524103094313943040​
KermisHemel
Kermishemel​
Discord​
ID:511742736760832000​
KermisVoyager1997
kermisvoyager1997​
Download Anime​
BetterSkatez​
Effed Up Movies​
https://www.effedupmovies.com/philosophy-of-a-knife-1-2008/
https://www.effedupmovies.com/philosophy-of-a-knife-2-2008/
https://www.effedupmovies.com/no-child-of-mine-1997/
https://www.effedupmovies.com/womens-flesh-my-red-guts-1999/
https://www.effedupmovies.com/girl-hell-1999-1999/
https://www.effedupmovies.com/august-underground-2001-1/
https://www.effedupmovies.com/august-undergrounds-mordum-2003/
https://www.effedupmovies.com/2013-mdpope-1/comment-page-1/
https://www.effedupmovies.com/irreversible-2002/
https://www.effedupmovies.com/slaughtered-vomit-dolls-2006/comment-page-1/
https://www.effedupmovies.com/faces-of-death-1-1978/
https://www.effedupmovies.com/lilya-4-ever-2002/
https://www.effedupmovies.com/house-that-jack-built-2018/
https://www.effedupmovies.com/three-extremes-2004/
https://www.effedupmovies.com/antichrist-2009/
https://www.effedupmovies.com/trauma-2017/
https://www.effedupmovies.com/tokyo-gore-police-2008/
Alex Hogendorp​
Not an account.​
Encyclopedia Dramatica​
Shitinyourlitterbox​
Facebook​
Alex Hogendorp​
Fandom​
BetterSkatez
BetterSkatez-fduser
I don't know how Fandom works so I just typed site:*.fandom.com "BetterSkatez" into Google. Probably missed some stuff but good enough for now.​
Fandom​
BetterSkatezalt​
I don't know how Fandom works so I just typed site:*.fandom.com "BetterSkatezalt" into Google. Probably missed some stuff but good enough for now.​
gab​
Alex Hogendorp​
Google​
Real Universe (No Impostor)​
Google +​
BetterSkatez​
Instagram​
Rankin Inlet​
Internet Archive​
BetterSkatez​
Kiwifarms​
Lunar Eclipse Paradox​
Solar Eclipse Paradox​
MyAnimeList​
BetterSkatez​
Numbeo​
BetterSkatez / DepecheModeFan1999 [III]​
Not an account.​
Odysee​
KermisVoyager1997​
OpenArt​
idahoobject​
Pixiv​
Alex Hogendorp​
Deleted​
Pixiv​
Evening Star​
Not an account.​
Planet Minecraft​
BetterSkatez​
Quora​
Alex Hogendorp​
RCTgo​
BetterSkatez​
Reddit​
BetterSkatez​
AngelMorningStar​
Reddit​
KermisVoyager1997​
Roblox​
Gouhara_Yui​
Roblox​
KermisVoyager1997​
Roblox​
Norilsk​
Seaart.ai​
idahoobject​
ShoutWiki​
TheRealNostalgiaCritic​
Skeb​
所有​
Soundcloud​
KermisVoyager1997 (Ankaa)
Angel Ankaa​
Soundcloud​
Ebola Hunter
Morning Star
Captain Alex​
Deleted between Apr 22 2023 and a few months ago
Spotify​
Ebola Hunter​
Spotify​
Johnny4Twenty​
Spotify​
KermisVoyager1997​
Spotify​
The Ushuaia Project​
Spotify (User Profile)​
Alex Hogendorp​
TikTok​
kermisvoyager1997​
TikTok​
numistics​
Threads​
Rankin Inlet​
Twitch​
kermisvoyager1997​
Twitch​
SakuyaisBestName​
Twitter​
BetterSkatez​
Suspended with no archives, so I am assuming that his old username was BetterSkatez​
Twitter​
Eclipse Countdown​
Twitter​
Renaissance Lain​
Twitter​
Star Culmination.​
✝️🇧🇾1990CambrianAngel🇧🇾✝️
Twitter​
所有​
Urban Dictionary​
BetterSkatez​
VNDB​
betterskatez​
VNDB​
kermisvoyager​
Wikipedia​
SuperHypercane​
YouTube​
1990 Cambrian Angel / Cunt of England​
ExecrateAutists1990​
YouTube​
Achernar​
PVGNChina​
YouTube​
Astana Moviefilm Productions​
1980 ACT II (Minecraft SUCKS)
Lamented Child in I̶n̶d̶o̶c̶h̶i̶n̶a̶ North Korea​
YouTube​
AngelKern1997​
DominatorOfTheUniverse1997​
YouTube​
Chords of Brazil [II]​
BetterSkatez 2
BetterSkatez
BetterSkatez / DepecheModeFan1999 [II]​
YouTube​
Chords of Brazil [III]​
BetterSkatez 3 (BetterSkatez 2)
BetterSkatez​
YouTube​
Chords of Brazil [IV]​
BetterSkatez​
28 Thousand Videos​
YouTube​
Chords of Brazil [V]​
BetterSkatez /
BetterSkatez​
YouTube​
Chords of Brazil [VI]​
BetterSkatez​
YouTube​
Chords of Brazil [VII] (VII)​
YouTube​
Chords of Brazil [VIII]​
YouTube​
Chords of Brazil [IX]​
Best Youtuber Archives (BetterSkatez)
BetterSkatez / DepecheModeFan1999 [IX]​
YouTube​
DropKiwiFarms​
Dhar Puu
Capella Requiem of Affairs
Shrek​
YouTube​
Funky The Clown​
CaptainCumFag VGCP IGUA FetishArtYes DonaldTrumpNo
Gradiaux Heidum​
YouTube​
John The Preacher​
SuperTrollHDTV Official​
YouTube​
JTM Network​
Chef Pee Pee​
KermisHemel​
YouTube​
KermisVoyager1997​
Markiplier SUCKS, VanossGaming SUCKS and PewDiePie SUCKS [OFFICIAL]​
YouTube​
KermisVoyager 1997​
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Running with Scissors​
YouTube​
Solar X-2000​
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Tyrone Buji​
Sol de medianoche​
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Sultan of the Sun​
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The Real Roblox Police​
Volendo tu Canopus​
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Under Renovation​
Vukmir Cilley (Physical Media Community Parody)
Markham1983Kermis / EstablishmentIrritant1991​
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Ebola Hunter – Topic​
YouTube (Auto Generated)​
Johnny4Twenty – Topic​
YouTube (Auto Generated)​
The Ushuaia Project – Topic​
MISC:​
Can’t tell if Calibra1999/Washing Machines 4 U, which is linked to here, is Alex​
Can’t tell if Fire Xvideos 1969 (now deleted), which is linked to here, is Alex​
Can’t tell if FortniteFan 232 is Alex​
Can’t tell if gaystopo, which is linked here, is Alex​
I can’t tell if HeavyMetalFan1999 (now deleted), which was linked to here is Alex.​
Can’t tell if I AM A LIZARD is Alex​
Can’t tell if ᅝᅝᅝᅝᅝᅝᅝᅝ (now deleted), which is linked to here, is Alex​
 
Hoshi time! This tweet might have a connection to Alex (archive)

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I still don't think Alex was ever really that close to Hoshi. I'm guessing that he brought her shitty drawings, she was nice to him because of that, and then he creeped her out by trying to make any further advances. Knowing how much stupid stuff Hoshi does and how much weird shit she is into, I could definitely be wrong though.
 
I still don't think Alex was ever really that close to Hoshi. I'm guessing that he brought her shitty drawings, she was nice to him because of that, and then he creeped her out by trying to make any further advances. Knowing how much stupid stuff Hoshi does and how much weird shit she is into, I could definitely be wrong though.
I doubt she has any clue who he is, she seems to be "big" enough to miss a random retard amongst the sea of weirdos that might be into her art
 
Alright! Last post before I go

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Alright fine. I don't expect forgiveness but I apologize to Kiwifarms for making statements saying they should be shut down under Hate Speech laws and things like that. I don't necessarily agree with their political opinions but they have every right to denounce, ridicule and expose me for what they believe what I do is degenerate. I'm gonna try to keep the name of KiwiFarms out of my mouth from now on. I know this won't stop them from talking about me but I don't care anymore.

By the way Alex, I'd like for you to do me a favor for tomorrow (Mexico time), could you do a Q&A?
If you want to be less hated by Kiwifarms, It would probably be good for you to listen to their questions and take some of their advice you know!
Thank you in advance!
 
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