Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[RK 672]

Eva used to have his own forums. It's been unused for awhile, except for the occasional spambot.

http://s4.zetaboards.com/Eva_X_Vidya/index/ (http://archive.is/Jv1cy)

Eva reviews killer7. It was too hard for him. Again, complains about the swearing in the game while saying "fuck" 19 times and "shit" 8 times in the review.

http://s4.zetaboards.com/Eva_X_Vidya/topic/8179357/1/ (http://archive.is/jzXIQ)

http://s4.zetaboards.com/Eva_X_Vidya/topic/8179350/1/ (http://archive.is/CEAZG)
What are your fond memories of my stream? Only one person answered.

There's also a list of words that Eva had banned on his stream. These include: lag (and its various permutations), cool story, inb4, halo invented, lul wut.
http://evaxephon.com/stream/bannedwords.html (http://archive.is/YgWuz)

The reasons why are here:
http://s4.zetaboards.com/Eva_X_Vidya/topic/8179327/1/ (http://archive.is/wZuVO)

 

[Lurkette]

i made a super secret post in the inner circle and you should click that link to be filled in famo
anyone who can't see IC can get cucked

or just PM me i can fill you in that way
also i slept all weekend so i'll try to get out two let's reads coming up sorry fam smooches

just wanted to bump this up, cause what i found on eva has been confirmed and it's kind of fantastic
like wow
don't want to say anything here cause eva/weens could spoil it and i would be sad so just click the link

 

[Nekomata12]

Actually, most homeschooled kids I have met in my life (mostly people that were homeschooled during elementary/middle school) actually act nearly identical to someone who is autistic. Most likely because they lacked the social aspect that developed the understanding of social cues and etiquette. Honestly I'd say his attitude is more likely a brand from his homeschooling than just run-of-the-mill autism. As such, some people might pick up on his lack of understanding and interpret it as autism and baby him when really it's most likely stunted social growth.

He literally tries to excuse his obsession with underage girls as "I didn't get to date girls in highschool", according to that grooming accusation. I feel like he's on record as saying something similar elsewhere.

 

[averagejane]

He literally tries to excuse his obsession with underage girls as "I didn't get to date girls in highschool"

god... that's pretty pathetic
how would that justify any of that, anyway?

"yeah, i didn't get to murder people in highschool. that's why i do it now. no h8 pls."

 

[Moomin]

He literally tries to excuse his obsession with underage girls as "I didn't get to date girls in highschool", according to that grooming accusation. I feel like he's on record as saying something similar elsewhere.

Fun fact, I do know someone who was homeschooled due to a heart condition and only went to public school for highschool, and even then the highschool he went to (same one as me) was an alternative arts school and once he graduated and was 18, molested a 15 year old girl and threatened suicide if she didn't comply. I think I'm seeing a trend here.

 

[Carcinogenesis]

just wanted to bump this up, cause what i found on eva has been confirmed and it's kind of fantastic
like wow
don't want to say anything here cause eva/weens could spoil it and i would be sad so just click the link

Why can't I see it? I want to see it so badly!

 

[Carcinogenesis]

Fun fact, I do know someone who was homeschooled due to a heart condition and only went to public school for highschool, and even then the highschool he went to (same one as me) was an alternative arts school and once he graduated and was 18, molested a 15 year old girl and threatened suicide if she didn't comply. I think I'm seeing a trend here.

Well, that went pretty dark...

 

[Snacker]

just wanted to bump this up, cause what i found on eva has been confirmed and it's kind of fantastic
like wow
don't want to say anything here cause eva/weens could spoil it and i would be sad so just click the link

C'mon son, either post it here or stop teasing us about it.

 

[Lalala]

just wanted to bump this up, cause what i found on eva has been confirmed and it's kind of fantastic
like wow
don't want to say anything here cause eva/weens could spoil it and i would be sad so just click the link

Hoo boy weens would destroy that shit, keep it under wraps lad.
That being said, fuckin' juicy.

 

[RK 672]

Eva had another forum as well. This one appears to be older and was more populated. The full version is down.

http://z10.invisionfree.com/Eva_X_Forum/ar/ (http://archive.is/e3C7X)

What's your favorite memory or moment of the stream?

http://z10.invisionfree.com/Eva_X_Forum/ar/t24.htm (http://archive.is/vheXY)

"Do it, Noname! <3 Film yourself dancing in a schoolgirl outfit! <3" - Eva

http://z10.invisionfree.com/Eva_X_Forum/ar/t35.htm (http://archive.is/oz31P)

A streaming guide for people who want to stream to his channel.
http://z10.invisionfree.com/Eva_X_Forum/ar/t46.htm (http://archive.is/ygKcq)

What should my soundtrack be?

http://z10.invisionfree.com/Eva_X_Forum/ar/t20.htm (http://archive.is/YcNF8)

Eva shares more of his dreams. He dreams of being rejected by girls.

http://z10.invisionfree.com/Eva_X_Forum/ar/t70.htm (http://archive.is/B0bnd)

 

[CupcakeBitch]

Hoo boy weens would destroy that shit, keep it under wraps lad.
That being said, fuckin' juicy.

That link actually goes to something? :/

Eva shares more of his dreams. He dreams of being rejected by girls.

He's a loser, even in his dreams.

 

[RK 672]

We're getting close to the 500 page milestone and we're still unearthing nuggets of gold EVEN without the inevitable death of YanSim.

The only thing left that I really want to know more about is his family. We know his parents made the decision to have him homeschooled for a majority of his academic life but what were his parents like? Do his parents know how much of a failure their son is? Does anyone know what he was like when he attended school?

His online life is fascinating, but a better look into his life in the physical world would explain his virtual behavior.

We really don't know much about his parents besides their names and that Alex lives with them. We know that they're probably rich given their house. He doesn't talk about them much. In 2010, Eva said that his dad was disappointed in him.

"For my whole life, I've been a lazy slacker who just coasted on my dad's money, and I feel really guilty for being a completely unproductive parasitic leech who contributes nothing to society."

http://z10.invisionfree.com/Eva_X_Forum/ar/t31.htm (http://archive.is/zG48U)

 

[LucasSomething]

Alex chronic fear of getting rejected by girls is more than enough proof that he never dated.

We really don't know much about his parents besides their names and that Alex lives with them. We know that they're probably rich given their house. He doesn't talk about them much. In 2010, Eva said that his dad was disappointed in him.

"For my whole life, I've been a lazy slacker who just coasted on my dad's money, and I feel really guilty for being a completely unproductive parasitic leech who contributes nothing to society."

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http://z10.invisionfree.com/Eva_X_Forum/ar/t31.htm (http://archive.is/zG48U)

I think that's the reason Alex is so obcessed with the idea of working over 12 hours a day, 7 days a week, no vacations. He wants to feel like he is doing something worthy with his life so his parents can feel proud of him.

Too bad Alex, you're 28 now, i'm sure he is still dissapointed at you.

 

[IngusNSFW]

Lurkette is testing us to unravel it for ourselves.
Now who has the time in patience/skill here to do that?

 

[Lurkette]

Why can't I see it? I want to see it so badly!

C'mon son, either post it here or stop teasing us about it.

i'm sorry guys but it's really easily destroyed and i'm working on archiving it but i'm having some issues
(any suggestions please post in the thread)
i realized just answering any joe schmo who pms me was kinda stupid when trying to keep something under wraps so i'm afraid i'm only going to give answers to trusted kiwis that i've seen around
sincerest apologies fam i really wish i could share it rn ♥

 

[Dann]

Fucken makes me lose brain cells
EDIT: Hey I'm new here, been lurking on this thread for months since I saw that email video that made him look like a douche. Like seriously, is he that untrusting that he can't hire a secretary. Probably waiting for someone to volunteer to be a secretary for him, his volunteers already do all his work so why not.

 

[CupcakeBitch]

i'm sorry guys but it's really easily destroyed and i'm working on archiving it but i'm having some issues
(any suggestions please post in the thread)
i realized just answering any joe schmo who pms me was kinda stupid when trying to keep something under wraps so i'm afraid i'm only going to give answers to trusted kiwis that i've seen around
sincerest apologies fam i really wish i could share it rn ♥

I understand, and if you haven't, maybe try archive.org?

 

[Nekomata12]

Fun fact, I do know someone who was homeschooled due to a heart condition and only went to public school for highschool, and even then the highschool he went to (same one as me) was an alternative arts school and once he graduated and was 18, molested a 15 year old girl and threatened suicide if she didn't comply. I think I'm seeing a trend here.

That's fucking awful. At least we can be thankful that this particular underage schoolgirl obsessed rape fetishist doesn't leave his house.

 

[A Sign]

I wonder who this is.
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https://www.theeroticreview.com/dis...asp?MessageID=81197&boardID=33&page=332#81197 (http://archive.is/xarif)
https://www.theeroticreview.com/dis...sp?MessageID=81197&boardID=33&page=332&view=2 (http://archive.is/6kcBt)
Provider is a euphemism for prostitute if you didn't catch that.

So... he's even picky about sex workers? oh dear lord he is hopeless! and NOT washing his dick?! ewwwwwww slight TMI :powerlevel:powerlevel but I had an ex who was like that...I HATED giving him head(back then I had the "whatever makes him happy" mentality) and he refused to go down on me.

We are finding so much more dirt on him would it be a bit of a ween thing to hope for CC or bank records to see what he buys? (like when ppl found out Chris bought the PS4 for himself that it was not from a "fan") tho maybe its pointless as we know he spends it on vidya & onaholes

 

[Dann]

So... he's even picky about sex workers? .

Not surprised since he's picky about anime girl boob sizes.