Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

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Did we ever get any update on those "negotiations?" I'm still waiting. I'm ready to sit down like an ambassador of autism and give a list of all the demands and compromises for why this faggot should Delete Fucking Everything then Byuu himself.
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I did get him to apologize and he did do @CallmeCicada 's song (although I'm too lazy to look for it at the moment) so kinda.

Maybe tell him what you want and we can get further in out negotiations.
Travis Touchdown (REAL) said:
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@RadioactiveMonkeyMan Can we get the audio from alex in this first video especially to we can put it over top the video. Having either would be funny af, but having him say it over top of video would be fucking hilarious.

Edit : Got alex to apologize
 
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Yeah, yeah. Pull off your shirt and be like "I'm a retarded monkeyman!" And dance Chris-Chan style and do the drops onto funny objects that one retarded wrestler guy "superhumman" does.
Do this multiple times in various ways and I might forgive you.
(I won't, but there is endless LOLs to come from it)
 
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You're a really good dancer Alex. Maybe you should pursue this as as a career instead of tard bux or amputee lolicon art. :)

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*sigh* nevermind
 
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Cheesy Beavy said:
I did get him to apologize and he did do @CallmeCicada 's song (although I'm too lazy to look for it at the moment) so kinda.

Maybe tell him what you want and we can get further in out negotiations.

@RadioactiveMonkeyMan Can we get the audio from alex in this first video especially to we can put it over top the video. Having either would be funny af, but having him say it over top of video would be fucking hilarious.

Edit : Got alex to apologize
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I want the handstanding O' Canada!
 
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Alex did a collaboration with Flex Entertainment over a discord call, an ironypilled zoomer group (the autism irony not pedophile irony).
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First time I've seen Flex Entertainment being posted on here, lol. Flex Entertainment is just a shitposting collective of "rappers" over Discord. They have their own fake lore where it was two fueding record labels deciding to team up together. They're mainly known for the infamous 6ix9ine scandal where a couple of rappers of the collective credited 6ix9ine for a feature (he didn't, they used clips of him), and 6ix9ines record label thought it was a real feature so they put it onto 6ix9ine's Spotify page for a couple of hours. It's just kids making fun stupid music videos and the only way to get signed is just to join their Discord. Submarine Man, Lil Mosquito Disease, and Lama Noodle made me fucking die back in 2018.

Damn, Alex brought back memories to me; good times.
 
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Alex reflects on the obscure Fujoshi artist that has very amateurish drawing skills with self-harm revolving around her.
As much as I feel sorry for Noushintou Hoshi. I had extremely little trust in her that I had to keep her blocked on all my social medias due to her extreme mental instability. I’m sorry. I love her work but this is too scary for me.
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The last few hours had me shaking paranoid in my bed. Generative AI feels like the T-1000 that was going after me. Plastering me in videos where I say a bunch of nasty things. Sure it didn’t look believable at first but I did not sign onto it. Soon it would look so real and with the cognitive decline of future generations, they’d take me as a maniac.
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Alex pisses his pants over AI parodies by the evil Kiwi Farms.
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They've been trying to get me to dance naked or something, I don't know, that video was age-restricted so I think it was referring to the Chris Chan elephants dance. Scary shit. I am not doing that.
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Why is Alex so scared of AI? Can't his highly trained team of computer hackers keep him safe? I already know his squadron of ex military security force has him covered as far as physical confrontations.

Oh. I get it. It's satire. He's not shaking in bed out of paranoia. He's quivering with joy, stifling laughter at his own comedic genius. He's pretending he hates the AI videos because he actually doesn't care about being made fun of. It doesn't bother him one iota. He doesn't even read Kiwifarms. He's too busy livin' La Vida Loca over in old Mexico.

Well, since we all love Alex and want him to be happy, we should keep making AI Alex videos and deep fakes.

Here a video of naked Emily Cassidy proving she doesn't have a penish. Maybe someone can do something with this.
 
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