DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Crooked 16th]

With Amouranth getting robbed at gunpoint we are probably in for a legendary podcast tomorrow

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

With Amouranth getting robbed at gunpoint we are probably in for a legendary podcast tomorrow

I’m sorry was Phil coordinating a dent crime spree for his two days off? Really dark stuff. What could tomorrow bring?

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

With Amouranth getting robbed at gunpoint we are probably in for a legendary podcast tomorrow

And somehow will make it all about himself and his trolls.

 

[Balr0g]

With Amouranth getting robbed at gunpoint we are probably in for a legendary podcast tomorrow

"Guys you won't believe it. I have a sudden financial winfall! We don't need to hit the goals!" (ok that last line is so delusional like a tranny thinking he/she is the opposite sex)

 

[Factual OST Aficionado]

And somehow will make it all about himself and his trolls.

Its a factual observation that Amouranth's money could've been Phil's if it wasnt stolen

 

[Johnny Doxville]

And somehow will make it all about himself and his trolls.

Which will be hilarious. Phil gets off -real- light when it comes to alogging; he's not swatted, no one goes to his house on some gay pilgrimage, he's not sent text messages, no ones stolen his patio furniture or put up a Craigslist ad offering pepperoni made of black children

 

[DerelictOnion]

Which will be hilarious. Phil gets off -real- light when it comes to alogging; he's not swatted, no one goes to his house on some gay pilgrimage, he's not sent text messages, no ones stolen his patio furniture or put up a Craigslist ad offering pepperoni made of black children

Well, there was the cardboard penis.....pardon me, the professional cardboard penis situation

 

[Rowbutt Batmin]

No he said he was called retard

He said he was called bolth "Phil with the oddly shaped head" and "retard". I know it can be hard to keep track of all the ways he's been bullied.

 

[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

Are we sure the DSP "Fan" who threatened Lex isn't DSP himself? I'm pretty sure he lied about fans "donating" him a 400 USD controller that was either brought by him or his mom.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Are we sure the DSP "Fan" who threatened Lex isn't DSP himself? I'm pretty sure he lied about fans "donating" him a 400 USD controller that was either brought by him or his mom.

From what I remember his account (and the other accounts that were found) was around 10 years old, so unless it was a deep cover op or the dent gave Phail his sign in credentials I doubt it.

 

[neger psykolog]

Well, there was the cardboard penis.....pardon me, the professional cardboard penis situation

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This did actually happen btw. It was an aylawg on here and they deleted their messages about it so they were undeleted and people made fun of them and then they disappeared from the vortex. The guy also hated me hardcore from what I can remember.

As to DSP claiming he never received it, I don't know whether to believe him or not. The guy showed a mail tracking screenshot and shit.

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

So during the night stream he once again got featured on kick's main page.

It went as you'd expect:

1. Put on the fakesydephil persona
2. Changed his stream title and proceeded to not play the game
3. Changed the time you need to be subbed to 6 minutes only
4. Donation segments from his usual whales
5. Said it's a chill indie night to interact with his community and he wanted to play that game
6. Didn't snort and only sneak begged during that segment

He didn't get any whales but he's beyond pathetic when he tries to act like what he thinks is a normal popular streamer.

If he was normal he'd be able to play and talk at the same time. He managed to die multiple times in the digging game cause he wasn't checking it while talking to his chat.

By the way he once again whined about no major release, the weekend monster hunter wilds came out and all streamers are playing it.

 

[Rowbutt Batmin]

This did actually happen btw. It was an aylawg on here and they deleted their messages about it so they were undeleted and people made fun of them and then they disappeared from the vortex. The guy also hated me hardcore from what I can remember.

As to DSP claiming he never received it, I don't know whether to believe him or not. The guy showed a mail tracking screenshot and shit.

I'm sure he received it he just thinks by denying it he is preventing the tractors from getting a W. Or that he will discourage others from doing so in the future.

It's a cringe gay op and I don't consider it a W but Phil sure makes me want to say otherwise just to spite him.

 

[Balr0g]

Didn't also someone send DSP gorilla shit or something similar? Or was that Phil listing shit when he gravedanced on the SoK?

But actively fucking with Phil so far has been limited to DDOS'ing, doxxing (well he doxxed himself at least once) breaking into his bank account (but nobody stole money despite what Phil says as Phil has told so many stories I believe the hacker) messing in his bankruptcy hearing (unfortunately in a clumsy way) and calling one welfare check on him (unless there were multiple attemnpts and he kept them under wraps)

And no I don't consider fighting Phil in SF 6 as stalking. That is just normal gaming and he has to expect it considering how Jose and Gojitenks stalked him in the 30th anniversay edition of Streetfighter. Funny is how thoise two haven't shown up so far in SF 6. But the void has been properly filled by RawPhil, his buddy and PoP. Plus someothers like that Columbian who uses names like PhilsFatwife or something similar

 

[neger psykolog]

I'm sure he received it he just thinks by denying it he is preventing the tractors from getting a W. Or that he will discourage others from doing so in the future.

It's a cringe gay op and I don't consider it a W but Phil sure makes me want to say otherwise just to spite him.

ahh... 2018... a fine year for DSP related autism magnet incidents....

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/darksydephil-theycallmedsp-phil-burnell.975/post-3085880

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/darksydephil-theycallmedsp-phil-burnell.975/post-3085778

 

[DerelictOnion]

Why the hell does he sound so sad he never got the giant cardboard penis?

 

[Sheriff of CWCville]

If DSP was a baker he’d be Phil with the freshly baked bread

If DSP was a trad influencer he’d be Phil with the little homestead.

If DSP was a Rasta at the barber he’d be Phil with the smelly ass dread.

If DSP hung out with Derich he’d be Phil with the dangerous pred.

If DSP was a young gang banger he’d be Phil with a little street cred.

If DSP saw a psychic he’d be Phil with the fortune that’s read.

If DSP was a blacksmith he’d be Phil with the anvil of lead.

If I held DSP hostage he’d be Phil with the gun to his head.

If Tyrone comes over DSP would be Phil with the wife who was bread.

 

[neger psykolog]

Why the hell does he sound so sad he never got the giant cardboard penis?

To be fair I'd be sad too. It was kind of funny and also pretty harmless in the grand scheme of things

 

[A Piece of Coal]

To be fair I'd be sad too. It was kind of funny and also pretty harmless in the grand scheme of things

It’s probably because he’s gay and wants brown cock. At any cost.

 

[johnkimble123]

He didn't get any whales but he's beyond pathetic when he tries to act like what he thinks is a normal popular streamer.

If he was normal he'd be able to play and talk at the same time. He managed to die multiple times in the digging game cause he wasn't checking it while talking to his chat.

I honestly think anytime somebody holds up a mirror and shows him that he’s not normal and not a good person, he loses his shit.

The underlying outcome of this Kino arc is Phil thinking he’s both relevant in 2025 and not hated, both of which aren’t true.

After Kino glazed him (and still do) and Keem told him he wasn’t that bad, nobody else has had that opinion. Remember when Keem told him to do interviews, Phil really thought he’d hear from alotofpeepol about how they were sorry how they treated him and that they see the light now.

In reality we’re back to his money being the only thing that is remotely a sign he’s not hated, and that’s back to being from a handful of people, as always.