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Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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Some of the funniest pattexts of all time. "I am geeked up on meth and fent right now, and your bullets will bounce right off me like Iron Man." and "Your wifes cunt is my property to fart in and abuse as I please, and this weekend I am going to marinate some ribs in her nigger gas." are some of the best lines ever written in the entire Tomlinson saga, right up there with the shower text.
Man you know that last one killed him. Telling Pat he can’t do something triggers his ODD enough already but his programming broke at being told Jon took away access to ade’s pussy lol he can’t refute it without sounding rapey so he rage pigs straight into fear paste. It’s art!
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Some of the funniest pattexts of all time. "I am geeked up on meth and fent right now, and your bullets will bounce right off me like Iron Man." and "Your wifes cunt is my property to fart in and abuse as I please, and this weekend I am going to marinate some ribs in her nigger gas." are some of the best lines ever written in the entire Tomlinson saga, right up there with the shower text.
Media request: Can someone please share the masterpiece video and song about Niki adapted from Brandy (You’re a Fine Girl)? IIRC it’s not on YouTube but was stored locally.
That's where you're wrong, child. It's not even different inside the same city. Milwaukee is a "conservative" bike loving gun having Biden sucking city. And if any sort of black homeless men would attempt to force a different opinion, well...
I thought her name was Jennifer. I thought only a woman could have breasts that full. Have I been lied to? Are people allowed to just lie on the Internet like that?
No, child. He is not. The FBI knows he is not, stalker. He's so immensely fat that if he were that stupid he'd do something incredibly fucking retarded, like sue people on the Internet that pointed out he's overweight and not particularly successful as an author and lose the suit. Then he'd have to do something like beg his in-laws for the money to pay his legal debts.
No chance such a specimen of successful, intelligent masculinity would ever do something like that.
They usually don't, but Pat is so fat that his weight presents a threat to national security. My FBI contact said that it throws off radars or something.
That is where you are wrong, stalker. You assume that FBI is Federal Bureau of Investigation, child. It is not, stalker child, and never has been. It is the Fat Bitch Information hotline, and last year, 12% of the federal budget went to estimating Ricky's weight.
Do you guys remember Brian McNett? He is a Pat ballwasher who likes to pretend to be a super hacker while living in abject poverty and saying he can't work because of his invisible disabilities... so he lives off his 90-year old mom's paychecks. And of course, threatens the Funsters but can't even tie his own shoelaces.
To summarize: a less fat, less agressive but equally pathetic Shane Noakes.
Anyways, it seems like a member of the FatPack got himself some weird doppelganger! Thankfully Brotherman Kinderman was at the scene, and he brings us the news fresh from the presses:
And you will never believe what happened nexxxxxxxst:
He's a war veteran!
I imagine the digital PTSD is one of the many invisible disabilities, poor guy:
Guys, I hope you are still paying your VPN providers... Brian had a beef with New Zealand's throng of flightless birds (lol I honestly don't remember that part):
Thanks for keeping America funny in these times of need, Brothermen.
#Slava ukrani #BLM #amNOTwriting
#mommygibesmony
Yes, child, the evil Drumpfler isn't ending democracy fast enough, so Rick has to fatly waddle up and do it himself. He'll probably end democracy backwards and you'll end up with more democracy than before.
Do you guys remember Brian McNett? He is a Pat ballwasher who likes to pretend to be a super hacker while living in abject poverty and saying he can't work because of his invisible disabilities... so he lives off his 90-year old mom's paychecks. And of course, threatens the Funsters but can't even tie his own shoelaces.
To summarize: a less fat, less agressive but equally pathetic Shane Noakes.
He's a war veteran!
I imagine the digital PTSD is one of the many invisible disabilities, poor guy: View attachment 7050333
Guys, I hope you are still paying your VPN providers... Brian had a beef with New Zealand's throng of flightless birds (lol I honestly don't remember that part): View attachment 7050336
Thanks for keeping America funny in these times of need, Brothermen.
#Slava ukrani #BLM #amNOTwriting
#mommygibesmony
The “I am NOT friends with Patrick S. Tomlinson!” plead is very funny, it must’ve burned Fat’s biscuits reading that lol. He’s all but signaling to the pests that he doesn’t even like Pat too much
China and Russia are both way more ethnically diverse than most people in the west realise. Russia has a whole system for granting non-Russian provinces autonomy so they can basically operate as little countries within a country. You'd think with all the effort Pat has put into hating Russia he would have bothered to learn the first thing about it.
Guys, I hope you are still paying your VPN providers... Brian had a beef with New Zealand's throng of flightless birds (lol I honestly don't remember that part):