Context:
2011
June 17
Yaba launches
Corie YouTube channel (
link |
archive)
2012
June 28
Jessie purchases the Kettle Bottom property in New Washington, IN
2016
October 26
Yaba launches
The YouTube Underground YouTube channel (
link |
archive)
November 2
Discussion in The Slaton Sisters thread RE: Ron’s Mukbang King videos (
post)
Timestamps, Annotations:
NB: The following is
not a claim about the legitimacy of Yaba's claims RE: Amy Slaton, Mukbang Gang. Rather, it's an attempt to demonstrate that Yaba has been consistently interested in the subject of grifting.
0:00-0:39
Yaba has been making videos (presumably on the
Corie channel; alternatively, since-deleted videos on this channel) but has elected to discuss scam GoFundMe campaigns due to other people making videos on the topic.
She is baffled by the idea that “people feel the need… to give away money to people that they don’t even know.”
Her focus is (1) Amy Slaton, (2) “some douchebag, Mukbang King.”
Mukbang King channel (
link)
0:40-1:03
Yaba implies she hasn’t watched either of these people but has found them so compelling, watching their content is “all [she’s] been doing for the last couple of days.”
1:03-2:00
Yaba discusses Amy Slaton’s GoFundMe to purchase an extra-large casket for her sister Tammy. Yaba concedes she doesn’t understand why one would want to be buried, as “she’s not with that shit.”
2:00-3:26
Yaba is shocked that people would contribute to a GoFundMe when “the girl’s not even dead yet.”
So, “three things”:
(1) “the girl wasn’t even fucking dead yet”
(2) Yaba refuses to “believe for one minute that somebody don’t have life insurance on these two girls,” as “any minute they’re going to fucking fall over and die…”.
(3) Even if the family doesn’t “have the money to bury them, who fucking cares? It’s not your family, it’s not anybody you know, you know?”
3:26-3:37
As an example, Yaba cites her mother, as she “didn’t have the money to give her a proper burial.” Nevertheless, Yaba “fucking scrounged up what [she] could and had her cremated.”
4:26-4:36
For any people who felt misled by the GoFundMe, Yaba says, “You’re stupid. Period. You’re just fucking dumb."
4:46-4:57
Yaba then chides Amy Slaton for failing to “put any effort into” her YouTube content, “recording on a flip phone.”
5:25-5:42
Yaba is “about 90% sure [Amy and Tammy] probably… collect some kind go state assistance… probably disability, probably Medicaid and probably [fucking] food stamps.
7:06-7:43
Yaba believes Amy is “scamming the government,” as Amy has claimed to be preparing for bariatric WLS, which is “probably” being paid for by Medicaid."
Yaba also believes Amy “probably hasn’t paid any taxes on the YouTube money” and further asserts that Amy will soon leave YouTube, as eventually being required to pay her taxes will put her over the income limit for disability assistance.
“Probably.”
8:00-8:18
Yaba then pivots to Mukbang King, whom she became aware of via Stay Negative’s (i.e., Ron’s) video on him. She may also have heard about Mukbang King from a separate source: “I think her name’s Miss Fucking Wonderful, I’m not sure.”
8:21-9:07
Mukbang King apparently set up a GoFundMe to purchase a camera. Yaba is upset, because “he’s got like 3,900 subs,” which does not however make it “okay to ask them for stuff.”
Rather, Mukbang King should follow Yaba’s example, as she is “recording right now on a webcam that cost [her] $100.” Her “fucking seven-year-old has a webcam that [she] paid like $25 for.”
9:42-10:30
To anyone trying to pull a fast one, Yaba snaps, “Oh, okay, yeah, do I have fucking retarded written on my face? Do I have fucking stupid? Do I have gullible?
“I’m not a gullible person, man I just don't fall for bullshit.”
Yaba then recounts falling for bullshit while a parking garage attendant in Louisville, KY, when someone pulled a fast one on her while she was making change. Never again! Probably.
11:00-11:16
Apparently, Mukbang King complained about the cost of food.
Yaba scoffs, “Man, when I was growing up, $2 would have bought like 20 packs of
Raymond Ramen noodles, so I don’t know what [he’s] talking about."
11:31-12:05
Yaba is not opposed to the mukbang genre. She admits to enjoying Chunky Butt Funky, whom she watches “all the time.”
Rather, she objects to the “double dip,” as she’s already funding Mukbang King’s lifestyle by “coming to [his] video and clicking it and watching it.”
The problem with the GoFundMe, per Yaba, is that asking for money/help “makes you look so bad, man, and it makes you look fucking broke…. Like, why do you want to beg?”
Chunky Butt Funky channel (
link)
eat with Chunky channel (
link)
14:14-15:08
According to Yaba, Mukbang King claims to “live in a, um, talking about being on a border of, like, Mexico and America — I don’t fucking know…. He’s making it like he lives in a fucking third world country — I don’t fucking know.”
He did, however, have the audacity to show off his “third world kitchen in his third world country, his little border town or whatever he calls it,” and “the kitchen’s nicer than [Yaba’s] fucking kitchen.”
Bc of his non-third world kitchen, “the odds of him living in poverty are probably slim to none, okay?”
Mukbang King video cited by Yaba (
link)
15:52-16:17
Returning to the issue of the GoFundMe camera, Yaba wonders why Mukbang King cannot “just use the camera he has, until he makes enough money on YouTube to go buy a better camera?”
She cites “that Amberlynn girl,” though concedes she’s “not a
fucking fan of Amber at all, who nonetheless “uses her phone to record shit.”
She also cites Chunky Butt Funky, who probably “uses her phone to record.”
16:17-16:23
Yaba extols the viewer “to just quit supporting these fucking tards.”
16:47-end
For the compassionate viewer, Yaba recommends visiting a homeless shelter “during dinner time and breakfast time [to] hand out food… water, when it’s hot, and blankets when it’s cold.”
If one
must donate money, donate money to a homeless shelter: “It’s that fucking simple.”
Follow-up:
Yaba tries her hand at short-form content:
November 19
Amy Slaton is NOT a SCAMMER | Apology Video
Link | Archive
Stream page
archive
November 21, 2016
Finding AMBERLYNN Part 1
Link | Archive
Stream page
archive
yeah, I'd be shitting my XXXXXL undergarments too if I was Yaba. I think yomomma will wind them up perfectly and that is what keem is probably hoping for. He is a showman, whether you like him or not
