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His list of vns tells you a lot.
Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms
- Thread starter Schizoid Wife
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- Apr 7, 2019
“You made fun of me for having a loli amputee fetish, which must mean YOU have a loli amputee fetish too!”
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I decided to waste 25 minutes to satisfy my own curiosity about this and went through every single post he ever made in the "Post your art" thread, logging and averaging the reactions.
Looking at only positive reactions, he received a mean of 4.05 updoots per art piece, with a median of 3.5 and a mode of 1.
Bear in mind, this is using the absolute most charitable interpretation possible, wherein Feels reactions count as unambiguously positive, and assuming the reactions are solely in reference to the artwork rather than the text accompanying the post. For example, his final post in the thread wherein he announced his departure (lol) received 10 Feels and 3 Likes, I chose to rate this as 13 despite the fact that the 10 Feels are likely in reference to his announcement of departure and not his "art"; or posts of incredibly bad roblox fanart from ten years prior captioned "so many memories".
Furthermore, after subtracting negrates from updoots, his averages adjust to a mean of 3.63, median of 3 and a mode of 1.
And an all-time high of (drumroll)....
13. For this thing.
This is the high praise Alex is talking about, the "reverence" he claims to have been treated with.
Also shoutout to @Judas Connor Moon for rating this post Optimistic, that made me laugh out loud.
Bonus: cope and possibly new username:
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I fucking hate autocorrect, sometimes I try to say something only to have the word completely changed is annoying.
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It is creepy to be constantly watched by a lot of sick fucks who want to steal your artwork and make your life worse. I am considering getting a restraining order against them.
It fucks with my mind that these people are so obsessed with me, I might consider a lawsuit.
It fucks with my mind that these people are so obsessed with me, I might consider a lawsuit.
DO IT!
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DO IT FAGGOT.
The Guinness World Records is looking for their new record holder of "Fastest Open-and-Shut Court Case"! Could it be you?
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Uh oh, @IKOL @Prophetic Spirit @lolcow yoghurt
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ANNOUNCEMENT: I have officially banned Alex Hogendorp from NOT taking showers, NOT brushing his Teeth, NOT gooning to loli amputees and NOT doing a Q&A until further notice. If you see him wanting NOT to do any of these things, immediately report to the authorities (me and others in this thread).
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No one can ban me from learning Spanish, Russian or Turkish. I'm still learning them.
ANNOUNCEMENT: I have officially banned Alex Hogendorp from NOT taking showers, NOT brushing his Teeth, NOT gooning to loli amputees and NOT doing a Q&A until further notice. If you see him wanting NOT to do any of these things, immediately report to the authorities (me and others in this thread).
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You don't understand, this is his coping mechanism after he was taped by a clown.
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Kinda like how SolidMario drew Bart naked to repress his trauma of watching the Simpsons movie...
Pedos come up with some of the weirdest justifications for their fucked up fetishes.
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now i know what it's like to check back on this thread and 30 pages magically appear
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To be fair, that's mostly because he's trying to "troll" the Farms by spamming cryptic messages on his DeviantArt and responding to almost everything people are saying here. I think he's trying to tire us out or something, but the number one rule of the Farms is that once you're on their radar, it's nigh impossible to escape.
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this is why God invented the highlight feature
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The clown did a lot more than tape him. The clown also raped him.
The clown should have taped a bag over his head though. That would would have been the best case scenario
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We need to just teach clowns to not rape.
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I'm sorry, but it is hard to function with so many eyes on me. It's gonna take some time to get used to something absurd as this. I might have to move to Ireland or Japan if things get really bad.
stupid fufu
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Yeah because a fat ginger nigga that jacks off to amputated lolis will go over so well in Japan. They totally wouldn't find you a weird creep at all
Why is it always the response of "i'm just gonna goto japan!!" when these tards get caught with something fucked up? Do you really think a whole other society that your porn addiction originates from will be more accepting of you?
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Japanese even hate their own indigenous otaku freaks. They don't want to or need to import more.Yeah because a fat ginger nigga that jacks off to amputated lolis will go over so well in Japan. They totally wouldn't find you a weird creep at all
Why is it always the response of "i'm just gonna goto japan!!" when these tards get caught with something fucked up? Do you really think a whole other society that your porn addiction originates from will be more accepting of you?
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Not so much the "Pandora's Box" you hoped for, was it, Alex? It's been only a couple days and already he's exhausted.
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My anxiety levels are so bad I am at the threshold of puking. It is at 2018 levels of bad.
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Bad idea, Alex. Japan and Ireland still have Internet so you won't be safe there. Best idea is probably head further north to Hyperboria.
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