Gooner DM chains don't exist

[Doublefrag]

They are a scare created by Null and his administration to get a grip over their userbase and hold power over them, just like Coronavirus was for WHO. Yes, there were a few leaked chains like this in the past (Catler, Omori Boy) but those are just a few rare instances. They are definitely not as common as you all think. Not to mention it's impractical to post and view porn in a forum-like format, instant messengers are better suited to this role. Trannies have Discord for that. Also how would you even get an invite to them when everyone here can and will backstab you for joining them?

Feel free to prove me wrong.

 

[Just A Butt]

More like doublefag, amirite?

 

[Randy Facalding]

If there's any NEVER GOON DM chains, feel free to add me.

 

[Axiom.]

Gooning DM chains are weird.

 

[Whatevermancer]

Well, since the admins can read your DMs, I would assume that their existence is unlikely.

 

[Baguette Child]

Sounds like what someone who DMs porn would say. Got something you need to confess, newfag?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

You'd best start believing in gooner dm chains. You're in one.

 

[stupid fufu]

NEVER FUCKING GOON NIGGERS

 

[Rango Dango]

CC'ing everyone ITT my porn stash at this very moment

 

[Nicholas Gur]

Also how would you even get an invite to them

Asking for a friend of course.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Feel free to prove me wrong.

i feel like you're in one and you're not telling us

 

[The Lawgiver]

I do not fear the gooners, that's retarded.
I do however find it very suspicious a group of NSA agent troons got outed for a similar issue shortly after it happened here, though.

The NSA agents and reddit/sharty zoomer people that have been joining the last few years really need to fucking learn to keep that shit to themselves, or preferably stop entirely for their own mental health.

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

If you DM anyone on this site, you're gay.

 

[Rembrandt]

If you DM anyone on this site, you're gay.

Secret Santas on suicide watch

 

[The Cheese Aisle]

you wouldn't believe the things i've seen

 

["Controlled Demolition"]

OP proceeds to try and start a gooner DM chain to prove his argument as everyone will tell him to shove his gaynigger porn up his ass.

Right?

 

[Max Caulfield]

The Gooner DM Chain scare was started by jannies, for jannies, after You Know Which One was outed for creating most of them,

 

[Brown People are Gross]

I'm starting one now.

 

[Hff201]

I kind of assumed it was something that happened once or twice and just became an exaggerated joke, but the existence of this thread tells me they're all over the place and OP is in about ten of them.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

They're real. Unfortunately I don't get invited to them because I'm too much of a deviant.