Gooner DM chains don't exist

The Lawgiver said:
I do however find it very suspicious a group of NSA agent troons got outed for a similar issue shortly after it happened here, though.
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The NSA logs were a recent outing, weren't they? I know those initial leaks here with the furfags occurred in February last year, with subsequent ones surrounding that time frame.
As peculiar as it is to see such a similiarity among the ranks of the feds, I don't think that they're the same degenerates within the very DM chains from here so much as they are simply drawn to that kind of behavior in the first place, as a result of their underlying mentality.
But reality has been utterly absurd recently, so who knows.
 
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Lords Greatsword said:
The NSA logs were a recent outing, weren't they? I know those initial leaks here with the furfags occurred in February last year, with subsequent ones surrounding that time frame.
As peculiar as it is to see such a similiarity among the ranks of the feds, I don't think that they're the same degenerates within the very DM chains from here so much as they are simply drawn to that kind of behavior in the first place, as a result of their underlying mentality.
But reality has been utterly absurd recently, so who knows.
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There were more than one instance here of gooner DM chain bans. Wasn't talking about the one furry case specifically. There was a recent one full of 2025 join dates before the NSA thing got made public and I only know because someone that commented on my profile a few times got fucking banned out of nowhere with the gooner dm chain shit being the reason.
 
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I can't say I've seen any PMs for gooning, but Kiwi Farmers do seem somewhat obsessed with crabs.
 
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Do you think theres others DM groups?
Like a mexicans only or girls only DM chains to discuss shit without prying eyes?
 
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Cats said:
Good morning and welcome to the first meeting of Q1. If you will all please take your seats at the table I will begin shortly.

As you all know, we have experienced an unprecedented rise in criminal activity and Degenerate Behavior amongst the human population as of late. I have devised a Q1 strategy going into FY2025 to help ease society back onto the correct path.

The solution to our problems is that we have to get more cats biting more people.
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Interesting plan. As someone who's gone from monkey to cat-adjacent due to an elaborate and redundant to explain history, Should I be doing the biting as well, or merely stick to a commanding role?
 
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