Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

[Rango Dango]

Bonus: cope and possibly new username:

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because i am a fag

where has this self-awareness gone, alex?

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

Alex, how dare you to ignore the ban? That's it, you are grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded for 11111111 centuries. Go to your bed to die, right now!

 

[Media Consumer]

Ireland

He really is the next Keffals

 

[stupid fufu]

Did you try get a job?

He gets 1600 CAD (around 1100 in USD) for just.... nothing. So of course this retard is just going to live off of the government while "investing" it into silver and gold. He would rather piggyback off of his parents for the rest of his life.

 

[lolcow yoghurt]

Alex. There are kiwis from Russia, Turkey, Vietnam and many more countries on this thread. You think you'll be safe in Ireland or Japan? I bet there are kiwis in there too.

 

[PsychoNerd]

At least Orson knew when to just quit it and let everything die out on its own (even if he's still occasionally talked about unfavorably on here and tabs are still kept on him).

On what planet would just going back on the Internet in another country whilst continuing to respond to every message on this thread work?

 

[Glowie]

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I fucking hate autocorrect, sometimes I try to say something only to have the word completely changed is annoying.

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It is creepy to be constantly watched by a lot of sick fucks who want to steal your artwork and make your life worse. I am considering getting a restraining order against them.

It fucks with my mind that these people are so obsessed with me, I might consider a lawsuit.

DO IT!

OH SHIT GUYS WE'RE FUCKED NOW CANADIAN LAW ENFORCEMENT IS SENDING RESTRAINT ORDERS TO EVERYONE ON HIS KILL LIST

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Alex. There are kiwis from Russia, Turkey, Vietnam and many more countries on this thread. You think you'll be safe in Ireland or Japan? I bet there are kiwis in there too.

 

[Glowie]

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Nothing is out of kiwifarms reach, not under the crust of earth or in space. Hell, there are kiwis in afterlife who will laugh at Alex if he offs himself.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Nothing is out of kiwifarms reach, not under the crust of earth or in space. Hell, there are kiwis in afterlife who will laugh at Alex if he offs himself.

I guess it's a good thing that Alex doesn't even read Kiwifarms anymore or care about what we say. Doesn't bother him at all.

He is so unbothered that he wants to flee the country and hide. I mean, he's in an entire different country right now and that didn't stop the farms but he probably didn't take that into consideration. And Suzuki Kawasaki or whoever his amputee anime idol is, lives in Japan and she's allegedly getting harassed so that won't work either.

I guess thinking isn't one of Alex's strong suits.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

OH SHIT GUYS WE'RE FUCKED NOW CANADIAN LAW ENFORCEMENT IS SENDING RESTRAINT ORDERS TO EVERYONE ON HIS KILL LIST

Good thing I was on the negotiations list

I might be able to wiggle my way out of it.

 

[bear hammer]

Why does he have such a hard time just logging off? It's like he just keeps pressing a big red button that says "embarrass myself even further." It’s like watching someone repeatedly touch a hot stove and then act surprised when they get burned.

 

[GeekUSA]

They totally wouldn't find you a weird creep at all

Where do you think all of his jack-off material comes from? He's basically the average hentai consumer in Japan.

 

[Glowie]

Good thing I was on the negotiations list

I might be able to wiggle my way out of it.

I was in same list whatever the sub class, I forgot the political term for it it was way back in pre 100 pages
(Fuck Alex is such a cow, I get nostalgia over what happened days ago)

 

[Rango Dango]

I was in same list whatever the sub class, I forgot the political term for it it was way back in pre 100 pages
(Fuck Alex is such a cow, I get nostalgia over what happened days ago)

yeah i swear it had a name, can't remember (nor find) what it was though. but im fine with it being renamed to the Rape List

 

[PaperRoads]

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I stopped reading what's been said about me on that shithole. It's too much for me. It fucks with my mind way to much I don't want to know anymore.

 

[Dead Lion]

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I stopped reading what's been said about me on that shithole. It's too much for me. It fucks with my mind way to much I don't want to know anymore.

[Failed] I know you’re reading this you faggot.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

yeah i swear it had a name, can't remember (nor find) what it was though. but im fine with it being renamed to the Rape List

The 'Criteria of Scum' he called it

 

[Rango Dango]

The 'Criteria of Scum' he called it

I think @Glowie was talking about another name for the negotiations list, like how we had the Kill List for Criteria for Scum

edit: i may be retarded

 

[The Noticer]

Good thing I was on the negotiations list

I might be able to wiggle my way out of it.

Looks like I was right that I have diplomatic immunity, so I can still call Alex a stupid nigger with impunity