Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[Flourishing Pinecone ❧]

tbf if somebody put the equivalent of Anna's bodyweight squat on a barbell, I doubt I could get the full range of motion with it either.

I don't think it's so much the weight but she is really physically limited by her gunt and thighs. she has to stand with legs that far apart because otherwise there is nowhere for her gunt to go, she wouldn't be able to bend. you see it when she sits down, her legs are splayed apart.

Spoiler: PL about knees

I'm also an Elder Millennial and finding that my knees are getting crunchier, not helped by some dramatic sports injuries in my younger years. Anna's knees must be like a mortar and pestle grinding away every day, and if she ever needs a knee replacement I pity the poor Anaesthetist that has to wade through her back fat to try and put in an epidural because it would be much safer than a general anaesthetic. Can't do those with local and some Xanax, Anna!

 

[Stroppy Trollop]

With every "squat" it looks like Anna is re-inflating her juicys with fat air.

Anna, like Chantal, would be drinking her calories at the gyms smoothie bar and then. right after her pool session, she would make sure to eat a box of protein bars.

So... just a regular day but with swimming.

 

[Otterly]

Would someone that size even get a knee replacement? It’s very risky to put someone that big under and functional knees while quality-of-life preserving aren’t lifesaving

 

[Kitty kitty cat]

Would someone that size even get a knee replacement? It’s very risky to put someone that big under and functional knees while quality-of-life preserving aren’t lifesaving

Nope. Shes way too heavy for both the replacement and the surgery in generel.

 

[Botchy Galoop]

Anna's knees must be like a mortar and pestle grinding away every day, and if she ever needs a knee replacement I pity the poor Anaesthetist that has to wade through her back fat to try and put in an epidural because it would be much safer than a general anaesthetic.

It is my understanding that Dr's won't do a knee replacement on the morbidly obese. The rate of failure is too high. An acquaintance was overweight, and her orthopaedic surgeon refused to do the surgery until she lost weight. She went on semaglutide, lost the weight, got new knee's, and has her T2D under control thru diet only.
Pain is a great motivator. (Though I suspect Anna, like Chantal, will just comfort the pain with more food)

 

[Constellationzero]

It is my understanding that Dr's won't do a knee replacement on the morbidly obese. The rate of failure is too high. An acquaintance was overweight, and her orthopaedic surgeon refused to do the surgery until she lost weight. She went on semaglutide, lost the weight, got new knee's, and has her T2D under control thru diet only.
Pain is a great motivator. (Though I suspect Anna, like Chantal, will just comfort the pain with more food)

Don't forget REAL doctors won't operate on her LYMPHedema (not lIpOdEmA) because LOSE WEIGHT is the only thing they can do before any doctor considers removal of skin/tissue.

Because Sally Shine's LYMPHedema absolutely is coming back. And the body horror is just about to kick into high gear. Love that for HURR!

 

[lemon_zest]

A decent squat?? Fucking where???
Does she know the purpose of a squat? I don't think she's even physically capable of a 'decent' squat with those tree trunks she calls legs.

all of her weight looks to be centered at the ball of the foot, not the heel. so she isn’t even engaging her hamstrings/glutes. she’s leaning hella far forward too

 

[ghjoigcbn]

It is my understanding that Dr's won't do a knee replacement on the morbidly obese. The rate of failure is too high. An acquaintance was overweight, and her orthopaedic surgeon refused to do the surgery until she lost weight. She went on semaglutide, lost the weight, got new knee's, and has her T2D under control thru diet only.
Pain is a great motivator. (Though I suspect Anna, like Chantal, will just comfort the pain with more food)

Yes and imagine how mad she will be when they tell her that? And what is her podcast friend the orthopedic surgeon from the podcast going to say? Awkward

Btw, I didnt fully understand how huge that egg chair she can’t fit into it actually is IRL. A large 6’2” man can comfortably sit in CROSS LEGGED . It’s so hard for me to comprehend

 

[Chococat3012]

Would someone that size even get a knee replacement? It’s very risky to put someone that big under and functional knees while quality-of-life preserving aren’t lifesaving

This is one of the biggest fat acceptance talking points, that they are constantly refused knee replacements surgeries, but offered bariatric surgeries and how come the one is possible for anesthesiologist and the other not, although the explanation is simple.

 

[thejackal2]

She went from "boss babe" to "just get off the couch and put on clothes" in 5 years. Deathfat, not even once.

 

[flay_fat_e]

I've been trying to place what other visual oddities have become of Anna since surgery. I think I figured it out. Since having her calves worked on it is more apparent that the excess weight over the years has caused her to become bowlegged. It may make her feel that her joints are hyper flexible. She is 100% correct. Not from EDS, but from the weight load placed on them. Anna sitting all day everyday has caused her hips flexors to widen out. Then standing her leg joints bend outward.

Let's say a magical surgery could remove all the fat in her legs. Or she did the work and loss weight. The end result would still be deformity along with other complications.

It's even more ironic that Anna has a orthopedic surgeon (correct me if I'm wrong) on this podcast. It's all so bizarre.

Fuck the lipedema and fibrosis pain. The skeletal joint pain has to be 100x worse.

 

[Barbarella]

Are her pants on inside-out????

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This fucking retard.

They aren’t. If you look at the side view, she has pockets (gaping open) with something in one. These pants are just so tight you can see the lines of her undergarment. Is it a diaper? Is it crotchless compression? Is it her regular bike shorts?

I don’t wanna know really. but, yes, she’s a retard.

 

[FarmVille]

However, her buttocks are so large she might have to face the toilet seat to squat and urinate

Wow I wish I could travel back in time to before I read this comment

 

[lottalove]

Dr Amron is catching up with Anna, his Stage Four Lipedema Patient, on an Insta post

 

[Miltank]

They’re definitely inside out. I marked out 4 areas that show the seams and such on the outside. The reinforced crotch gatherings are on the outside. The string is coming from inside the pants.

Edit: in the above video she’s claiming pain in her abdomen (along with every part she got worked on already). Setting up for a gut-sucking procedure in the future?

 

[Barbarella]

They’re definitely inside out. I marked out 4 areas that show the seams and such on the outside. The reinforced crotch gatherings are on the outside. The string is coming from inside the pants.

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Edit: in the above video she’s claiming pain in her abdomen (along with every part she got worked on already). Setting up for a gut-sucking procedure in the future?

But how do you explain this?




No seams, proper pockets. Did she take her pants off and turn them inside out at some point?

(I have a pair of sweats with the drawstring inside flopping out. It’s weird but they are made that way)

Wow, she’s now going to lipo her abdomen. In a year she’s going to be absolutely freakish looking.

 

[pippeyyy]

They’re definitely inside out. I marked out 4 areas that show the seams and such on the outside. The reinforced crotch gatherings are on the outside. The string is coming from inside the pants.

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Edit: in the above video she’s claiming pain in her abdomen (along with every part she got worked on already). Setting up for a gut-sucking procedure in the future?

Man, where would a surgeon even start on a gut-sucking procedure? Would the pain be more likely to be a hernia? She fits all the risks for it and she's doing workouts she should not be doing. Medfags, could they do the hernia surgery if she had one? And if she went to get treatment for abdominal pain could she even fit in scanners (ALR could only fit in a CT) and could they make out clearly what's there?

 

[Miltank]

But how do you explain this?


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No seams, proper pockets. Did she take her pants off and turn them inside out at some point?

(I have a pair of sweats with the drawstring inside flopping out. It’s weird but they are made that way)

Wow, she’s now going to lipo her abdomen. In a year she’s going to be absolutely freakish looking.

Either that or there’s a brand of pants that puts the obvious crotch sewing seams on the outside ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I’d first believe she noticed part way through, flipped them around, and was too lazy to redo the video she already did

 

[maybe a pigeon]

Dr Amron is catching up with Anna, his Stage Four Lipedema Patient, on an Insta post
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OMG how fat and retarded would you have to be to see a video like this and say "sign me up!"

 

[Magic Pickle]

All of you funny farmers got to the joke before me and made Violet Beauregard references to her photos in the blue dress, right? And I just missed it and deserve clocks? Because Christ alive, that video is essentially anti-advertising. Instead of luring me into Scamron's clutches, I feel the need to be armed with a flamethrower lest I see him scuttle out from under a desk. Anna's insincere Midwestern mom-snarl is not helping, either.