Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.

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But then call Musk a "literal Nazi" despite the ADL, the most hostile all-jew jew fraternity on the planet that will call someone an antisemite for having two coins in their pocket clinking together, saying "doing an awkward gesture doesn't make you a nazi". I guess speaking for Jews is o-k.
Hahaha as if disingenious fuckwits like you haven't been crying about adl for decades but NOW they're in the right? Now that they refuse to condemn Musk there is definitely NO agenda behind their stance? Unlike every other time you faggots are jumping at jews in shadows and blaming the adl for everything? Fucking conservatives are the most dishonest, retarded and plain evil people.
 
Hahaha as if disingenious fuckwits like you haven't been crying about adl for decades but NOW they're in the right? Now that they refuse to condemn Musk there is definitely NO agenda behind their stance? Unlike every other time you faggots are jumping at jews in shadows and blaming the adl for everything? Fucking conservatives are the most dishonest, retarded and plain evil people.

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You're the biggest sperg on the site. I don't know how you've managed it.
 
This was actually posted Friday. I didn't want to doublepost so it's a bit late. I screencapped it about forty minutes later than now.
 

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Hahaha as if disingenious fuckwits like you haven't been crying about adl for decades but NOW they're in the right? Now that they refuse to condemn Musk there is definitely NO agenda behind their stance? Unlike every other time you faggots are jumping at jews in shadows and blaming the adl for everything? Fucking conservatives are the most dishonest, retarded and plain evil people.
Dude it wasn't a fucking Nazi salute. Democrat politicians did the same shit during their speeches and nobody cared, it's just because Team R is in power that the mainstream media completely lost their shit. Go to the Elon thread if you want to sperg about him.
 
Everyone wants to travel to 1939 and kill Hitler. No one want to travel to 1925 and buy some paintings.
Just travel back in time and bribe the admissions office of that art college to let him in.

No need to murder babies or any of that shit.
Her excuse of having no tablet is just dumb when there's people out there drawing amazing art using things like the Nintendo 3DS or even calculators of all things.
This worthless whore's problem isn't that she has no tablet it's that she has no TALENT.
 
This worthless whore's problem isn't that she has no tablet it's that she has no TALENT.
Her excuse of having no tablet is just dumb when there's people out there drawing amazing art using things like the Nintendo 3DS
People like keke flip came to mind as soon as i read this, they do amazing animation on a NDS. It is absolutely a cope on Ellen's part. You don't need a super expensive tablet to make good art. IMO the screen less ones are better because they don't lag when you make a brush stroke, and they're cheap.
 
Have any of you faggots been paying attention to her snark subreddit, r/PizzacakeSnark? You're missing out on happenings.

It was a subreddit of under 500 members until recently. Remember how the mods of r/comics are at her beck and call? She somehow got the mods to ban everyone who ever posted on r/PizzacakeSnark, drawing a large amount of attention to the subreddit and skyrocketing the viewers and subscribers to over 2k. She's obsessed with a subreddit that up until a few days ago had 300-something members. You just know she reads this thread, too.

The snark subreddit has been digging into the possibility of her buying upvotes and have been tracking her posts and that's why she currently wants it banned, but she was sending false reports to the mods from like the day it was created.

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Links to SRD post about what's going on:
 
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I actually forgot that particular crime had existed, she must have loved it to use the name.
They also did a pizza burger thing. A cheeseburger wrapped in a pizza, crust side out. It was okay.
I’d rather have sex with Ellen and have her draw a damn comic of it than eat that abomination. The only meat that belongs on a pizza is pepperoni or something similar! Beef has no place anywhere near pizza neither does American cheese!
 
Objectively wrong opinion
What the fuck is wrong with you? Sorry to sperg about pizza but the fucking pizza cake looked pretty decent. I find it very concerning you would rather have sex with Ellen and get whatever STD’s she has than eat delicious pizza. Beef has every right to go on pizza. Supreme pizza? Hello?!

Besides, everyone knows the best topping for pizza is pineapple.
 
What the fuck is wrong with you? Sorry to sperg about pizza but the fucking pizza cake looked pretty decent. I find it very concerning you would rather have sex with Ellen and get whatever STD’s she has than eat delicious pizza.
That’s not pizza it’s a fucking abomination! I have dignity and pride in my people I would rather bang the whore than dishonor my family. It’s not an easy choice but it is one I am obliged to make.
Beef has every right to go on pizza. Supreme pizza? Hello?!
I don’t like supreme but even if I concede that to you it’s still small fries compared to the amount of beef in that abomination!
Besides, everyone knows the best topping for pizza is pineapple.
You’ve just made an enemy for life kid. :mad:
 
Holy shit I just got recommended this thread from the "reddit general" thread and I cannot believe she's a fucking OF whore in addition to being as insufferable and virtue-signaly as she is.

True lolcow stuff, now I get why she's such a folk hero on reddit.
You forgot she’s a lazy bitch who constantly reuses the same comics/panels
 
You forgot she’s a lazy bitch who constantly reuses the same comics/panels
If she's even the one drawing them. Though the jury is really out on that, there's evidence she is and there's evidence she isn't. She definitely isn't drawing with a mouse like she claimed she was.


Also because my account is new and my posts have to be manually approved by mods, I'm afraid of my post about what happened in SubredditDrama and r/comics earlier getting lost in this thread. This is actually fucking crazy how she has the mods of a subreddit of millions of users going after a tiny snark sub. She really wants all criticism of her and her work banned off the entire internet.
 
If she's even the one drawing them. Though the jury is really out on that, there's evidence she is and there's evidence she isn't. She definitely isn't drawing with a mouse like she claimed she was.


Also because my account is new and my posts have to be manually approved by mods, I'm afraid of my post about what happened in SubredditDrama and r/comics earlier getting lost in this thread. This is actually fucking crazy how she has the mods of a subreddit of millions of users going after a tiny snark sub. She really wants all criticism of her and her work banned off the entire internet.
So is she possibly just an e-thot with an army of simp mods and OF followers who draw and hype for her? And she just kind of describes the idea for somebody who does the comic for her? Fascinating. Almost get Illuminaughty vibes from her now...
 
So is she possibly just an e-thot with an army of simp mods and OF followers who draw and hype for her? And she just kind of describes the idea for somebody who does the comic for her? Fascinating. Almost get Illuminaughty vibes from her now...
She may or may not draw her own comics. But what we do know is that she has major sway over the r/comics mods for various reasons and can't stand criticism. We also know that she's aware of this KiwiFarms thread and she's VERY aware of her snark sub.

Its bullshit that Reddit even allows subreddits to ban users for posting in another subreddit. It's weaponised by people like Ellen.
 
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Have any of you faggots
Said like a true kiwi :story:
she currently wants it banned,
Is anyone available to go have a look and archive? I currently can’t. If no one does it by the time I get home I’ll go take a look and see what’s worth archiving. Reddit on my phone is fucked up and makes it really hard to brows the Reddit easily. If OP can provide some links, that’d be helpful
You just know she reads this thread, too.
Please come tell us how wrong we are Ellen. I’m all ears eyes
 
Said like a true kiwi :story:

Is anyone available to go have a look and archive? I currently can’t. If no one does it by the time I get home I’ll go take a look and see what’s worth archiving. Reddit on my phone is fucked up and makes it really hard to brows the Reddit easily. If OP can provide some links, that’d be helpful

Please come tell us how wrong we are Ellen. I’m all ears eyes
She's more likely to have her legal proceedings against the site posted here than to show up herself.
 
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