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This is funny.

Option A: The "Buy Canadian" movement is working! These corporate stooges are sweating as their profits fall to record lows! Some higher-up called the store manager and said, "Push this American crap, NOW!" The manager, fearing for his job if he can't convince some of these noble resistors to buy American products, lashed out at this consumer for asking questions about the very thing that is troubling him.

Option B: Everything is functioning exactly the same as it always has. Some retard came up to the manager asking dumbass questions, and the manager sighed in irritation. It's no different from people coming into the cheese section and asking for dairy free.

Which is more likely? I used to work retail, so I'm fairly confident it's option B. People ask you fucktarded questions constantly, regardless of their personal politics.
 
I always found it funny/actually infuriating how Redditors love throwing around the phrase "boot licker" when if you actually look at your average Reddit user like this there is no other word for them but bootlicker. "Yeah we have freedom of speech just don't say anything racist or a SWAT team will kick in your door or take you off to prison it's just dealing with the consequences of what you're saying!" that's boot licking. If a dictatorship ever came to power it would 100% be Redditors cheering it on.
Projection is a hell of a drug.
There is something I viscerally hate about people who so passionately identify with rando slop media.
 
The OP sounds like he's trolling given the fact that he's apologizing so much for asking a reasonable question but I wouldn't be surprised in the slightest if he isn't because I don't doubt for a second that Reddit isn't a place where you have to apologize 1 quintillion fucking times while asking a in good faith question to make sure you aren't "called out" (Reddtiors chimping out at you) for being a le heckin' homphobe of the LGBTGIAIDJNSJDJMIDUJND++-- community.
 
Leftie comics one again just being completely imaginary scenarios that make Redditors froth at the mouth. Why is a MAGA supporter hanging out with a tranny? In what universe does this happen? Why did she stab the tranny? Why does a Trump supporter that stabbed a troon still want to be friends? None of it makes sense. None of it is based in reality. There is a reason why Stonetoss comics will get 100k likes on twitter and shitty comics like this don't get anywhere near that outside of botted reddit posts.
 
TDS Redditors are really obsessed with the idea that "the nation doing tariffs is the nation that pays the tariffs" and so Trump's tariffs are just self-harm to the United States. They repeat this constantly and eagerly and have done so for several months now.

If reddit wasn't so aggressively moderated against wrongthink, I'd consider asking them why every country Trump has threatened with tariffs immediately responds with matching tariffs, if indeed tariffs are purely national self-harm? It's almost like the narrative breaks down as soon as you question it at all.
 
TDS Redditors are really obsessed with the idea that "the nation doing tariffs is the nation that pays the tariffs" and so Trump's tariffs are just self-harm to the United States. They repeat this constantly and eagerly and have done so for several months now.
"Don't you know that the nation doing tariffs is the nation that pays the tariffs, chud?"
*Multiple mega-corporations invest hundreds of billions of dollars to build factories on US soil to avoid tariffs*
"Nooooo, you were supposed to tank our economy to own the chuds!"
 
Tariffs are LE BAD, okay!? I learned from my economics professor that manufacturing jobs are icky and gross so we need to export all of those to Third World shitholes while everyone in America either works at a fast food place if they don't have a master's degree or higher or join the laptop class. If we have tariffs then we'll have to make things again and that is NOT 100 Chungus Wholesome! And now my Funko Pops and the new iPhone 27 is going to cost more! Drumpf is literally Hitler. Do NOT get me started on his trans concentration camps run by Blackwater!

ETA: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger! So heckin' wholesomrino!!!!!!
 
I want to signal boost this thread. Learning about this psychotic bitch has been the highlight of my night.
Just like Sophie "Mr. Bill" LaBelle is the tranny Dobson, this bitch is the female Dobson. Short of having an ugly fat fursona she could almost be Dobson. Same thin skin, same obsession with critics, same absolute laziness and refusal to improve her "art" in any way. Also has an OnlyFans which I'm glad nobody has posted anything from yet that I've seen.
 
This was on my windshield this morning [A]
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Do you want 100,000 updoots with a single post?

print out something with hecking elon doing the salute, easy 100k



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uh, chud. threatening notes left on your car is based actually!

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better than me vandalizing your car, right chud?

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Yes reddit retard. If i left a letter in your letterbox saying in big red letters "SELL YOUR HOUSE"
there is no way that could be seen as a threat.

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automod working overtime


i wonder why the post is locked.



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Lol, the bot updoots were not enough to push this past 90%
 
was this posted?
if not you are missing out
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US ziggers: "I want my country destroyed so the ones I simp for can take it's place as the world's superpowers"
US libtards: "I want my country destroyed so the ones I simp for can take it's place as the world's superpowers"

Rather fascinatingly, these two hate each other.
 
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