If I Get the Kiwi Symbol Tattoo'd On My Arm, Do I Get a Trophy?

[AnimuGinger]

Asking for myself.

 

[Ol' Slag]

 

[obliviousbeard]

No, but you're subject to general ridicule afterwards.

 

[Null]

Sure.

 

[vertexwindi]

Sure.

If I get the Kiwi symbol tattoo'd on my dick can I get the extra ratings for free

 

[The Fool]

if I make the kiwi logo out of pissing in the snow do I get to be a moderator?

 

[Damocles_Sword]

Nah, it's gotta be a tramp stamp.

 

[Shiversblood]

A black man once told me, "Never put a bumper sticker on a Bentley"

The reason I have to take a stand against tattoos is because, sometimes people change their minds. But a tat is for life. Even if you attempt to laser surgery it off, there will still be remnants. Little reminders, of the past life once there. No, do not get a tatto. You only have one skin, but men have many judgements. We live in a world where everyone is very judgmental and very visual.

A white man who gets tattoos all over his body, is in a sense, in theory, almost turning himself into a black man regarding the discrimination he will have to face afterwards living his life with tattoos. Most jobs won't hire you, most people will discriminate against you, cops will assume your guilty even if your aren't.

It's simply not worth the price, at all.

 

[VJ 120]

Not if I get it first

 

[HG 400]

A black man once told me, "Never put a bumper sticker on a Bentley"

The reason I have to take a stand against tattoos is because, sometimes people change their minds. But a tat is for life. Even if you attempt to laser surgery it off, there will still be remnants. Little reminders, of the past life once there. No, do not get a tatto. You only have one skin, but men have many judgements. We live in a world where everyone is very judgmental and very visual.

A white man who gets tattoos all over his body, is in a sense, in theory, almost turning himself into a black man regarding the discrimination he will have to face afterwards living his life with tattoos. Most jobs won't hire you, most people will discriminate against you, cops will assume your guilty even if your aren't.

It's simply not worth the price, at all.

Which African nation did you emigrate from?

 

[The Colonel]

Has to be tattooed around your asshole.

 

[lolwut]

Even if you attempt to laser surgery it off, there will still be remnants. Little reminders, of the past life once there.

Or he could just carve it off with a knife like a real man.

 

[Pina Colada]

Can I add angel wings to it?

 

[Sure Thing Idiot]

Everybody has tattoos on their arms, do a trampstamp

 

[Sherlac Everomore]

So you want to be rewarded for paying someone to inflict pain on you with the only upside that the wound looks like an identifiable object for a couple decades at most?

 

[GS 281]

Can I add angel wings to it?

Only if you put it on your back.

 

[ICametoLurk]

Having it as a tailbone tattoo is the only answer.

 

[Sherlac Everomore]

Personally, I would get the letter Q Probably on my shoulder blade.

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

Now you see, this is where we promise you extra perks if you go through with it, wait for you to upload the photos as proof, and then laugh at you. Because that's just how Kiwi Farms rolls.

Spoiler

I'm gonna get a tattoo of the Three Wolf Moon tshirt logo, but instead of howling at the moon, they're howling at a photograph of @Null

 

[RI 360]

I think you might be better off saving your money and kys at that point.