Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 15.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 106 25.4%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 76 18.2%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 166 39.8%

  • Total voters
    417
CALLING THE COPS ABOUT PAWVERBS is even more faggoty than Maddox “I am calling the police” Ouzounian claiming he was calling the cops over a mean tweet.
“I was actually calling the police to inform them that Aaron ate my goo!” :really:

I love this new delusional Nick. Imagine being a cop and that druggie who’s house you raided shows up to go on a rant about something called pawverbs before shifting it into a rant about he saw this random guy’s penis

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what does everyone here think? does rekieta really really believe he is a christian or is rekieta just trolling as a christian to own the chuds?

I don't think it has any meaning in his life. He tends to view it as something to be overcome rather than anything else. Its something that gets in the way of the things he wants and he has to wrestle with in order to find a way around its rules.

- He has modern view of language and writing such that no text has any fixed meaning to him. It means whatever he wants it to mean. This is one of the bad consequences of an English degree these days I think.
- He is obsessed with proving there is no sin and that he is personally entitled to do whatever he wants. He sees grace as being permission to sin rather than forgiveness of sin.
- He is utterly selfish and lacks any sort of human empathy. He came to his understanding the world through what porn and 1990s teen sex comedies taught him. He showed off how little he thinks of his wife through his speech about how her body had failed him through pregnancy. He has the typical alcoholic's attitude toward his own children.
- He isn't really an adult mentally. He generally functions like a spoiled child in life.
- Marriage means less than nothing to him.
- I don't think he has any moral compass at all. I don't think there is any restriction on his desires or his behavior that he would accept. There is nothing he could do that he would consider wrong.
 
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I don't think it has any meaning in his life. He tends to view it as something to be overcome rather than anything else. Its something that gets in the way of the things he wants and he has to wrestle with in order to find a way around its rules.

- He has modern view of language and writing such that no text has any fixed meaning to him. It means whatever he wants it to mean. This is one of the bad consequences of an English degree these days I think.
- He is obsessed with proving there is no sin and that he is personally entitled to do whatever he wants. He sees grace as being permission to sin rather than forgiveness of sin.
- He is utterly selfish and lacks any sort of human empathy. He came to his understanding the world through what porn and 1990s teen sex comedies taught him. He showed off how little he thinks of his wife through his speech about how her body had failed him through pregnancy. He has the typical alcoholic's attitude toward his own children.
- He isn't really an adult mentally. He generally functions like a spoiled child in life.
- Marriage means less than nothing to him.
- I don't think he has any moral compass at all. I don't think there is any restriction on his desires or his behavior that he would accept. There is nothing he could do that he would consider wrong.
His faith is shaped by the delusion he's living out some real life American Beauty existence. He'll go to church and play the doting husband, but in his mind he's Kevin Spacey going thru the motions when he's not day dreaming about teenage jail bait or despairing over his banal suburban existence.
 
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I don't think it has any meaning in his life. He tends to view it as something to be overcome rather than anything else. Its something that gets in the way of the things he wants and he has to wrestle with in order to find a way around its rules.
He's like those Orthodox Jews that have their gay "kosher technology" because they think that their god can be tricked.

Their "God says we can't turn on lights on Shabbat, but if we have a lamp that's always on and uses this mechanism to block and unblock the light, that's technically not turning the light on!" is the same as "Jesus never said anything about cocaine, something that wouldn't be invented for almost 2,000 years after his death" except the Jewish one at least requires some engineering.
 
I didn't realize when I covered Nick calling into Melton last night that he'd ALSO called in EARLIER in the show.

So, to be clear, he called in twice to this stream.

Nick called in at 41:30 - 1:04:00. (See clip below - no time to write a summary. Also it's gross. He talks about stretching April out)

He then called in at 4:00:10 - 4:19:45 (See link above for the summary)

Here's a 9 min clip from the first call. It's pretty funny. Melton's chat is turning on Nick:

 
... if they're calling the cops over Aaron mentioning Pawverbs bc it was a gift from Kayla to Aaron, we need a new word for faggotry.
Honestly I think Aaron put it best. He's a sad pathetic drunk. He gets fucked up on something then gets a bug up his ass and calls the police to make himself feel better. He's going to get that code crazy people get so the dispatcher knows they're dealing with a retard when they call.
 
Nick called in at 41:30 - 1:04:00. (See clip below - no time to write a summary. Also it's gross. He talks about stretching April out)

Here is a summary. Its pretty bad:

- Nick tells a story he attributes to April. Aaron was having sex with April. Aaron starts asking April what it was like to have Nick stretch her out. How deep does it go? Then April bragging about how much Nick had stretched her and Aaron instantly orgasmed.

Its just more weird porno-inspired gay dick-bragging from Nick. All that comes across seems to be own inexperience, weird ideas about sex and his gay lust for Aaron.

- Nick explained he isn't a cuck because he wasn't turned on watching Aaron do his wife. Nick has re-defined cuck down from letting other men do your wife to only covering experiencing public glee at another guy doing your wife. Its a really lame cope. But totally expected from wordsmith Nick.

- Nick claims that at trial, he and April will talk about how Aaron agreed early on that their swinging had to be kept absolutely secret because of the enormous damage it could do to any of them as "public people". Nick seemed to be enthusiastically suggesting that he intended to go into great detail about all aspects of his swinger relationship at trial.

- "we" (He AND Kayla) didn't want to bring a case against Aaron because it brings all Nick';s private stuff into the public.

- Aaron's attorney is unethical and bad.

Nick was real high-energy during the conversation. Like he was on something.
 
I didn't realize when I covered Nick calling into Melton last night that he'd ALSO called in EARLIER in the show.

So, to be clear, he called in twice to this stream.

Nick called in at 41:30 - 1:04:00. (See clip below - no time to write a summary. Also it's gross. He talks about stretching April out)

He then called in at 4:00:10 - 4:19:45 (See link above for the summary)

Here's a 9 min clip from the first call. It's pretty funny. Melton's chat is turning on Nick:

I wonder if Melton would have ever brought Rekieta on if he knew he would have to be Nick's rebound BFF. He's going to have to break up with a grown ass man lmao.
 
I wonder if Melton would have ever brought Rekieta on if he knew he would have to be Nick's rebound BFF. He's going to have to break up with a grown ass man lmao.

Nick is quickly falling into being the first ever member of Melton's "wack pack". He already treats Nick like Howard Stern used to treat his freaks. He listens to him, but makes it clear that he holds him in total contempt. So does his audience.

Nick doesn't get the difference between getting laughs on a stream and being laughed at. With Melton, its certainly the latter.
 
Just look at the kitchen Nick carelessly displayed even in his most recent cooking videos. What is the excuse there?
"We are in the middle of reorganizing the cupboards and kitchen appliances." :really:

If the kitchen is any indicator then rest of the house will have been a stinking smelling mess.
What's even worse is the actual size of the home versus how messy it is and where. If we play Nicks little game and say the kids were organizing clothes to be washed that no longer fitted them, then there has to be zero instructions given to them on where to pile up those clothes. And not throw them anywhere in the big house that they pleased.

Any real parent can tell you that you'd instruct them to gather them up and leave them in one area of the house, laundry room, or put them in a pile in their own bedroom for the parent to move to the laundry, this is if you're giving them an efficient task. Not strewn all over every room or communal area in a huge dwelling... I would not be happy if my children did something like that. If it was bad enough to be noted down in the police report about the living conditions and how messed up it was everywhere, then you can bet that footage is BAD for Nick.

Very very bad.
 
Make no mistake though, his parents are rich as shit now thanks to the Petrofac payout. He's probably very nearly dead ass broke himself now, but as long as he doesn't piss off mommy and daddy he can continue to be an absolute jackass.

Must be nice.
The Peaches or Louis Obituary claimed Louis joined Petrofac in 1982 when they moved to Tyler Texas AND the Owens Foundation created 2006. Junkie was born 1981 or 1982. So yeah, he was born into wealth. The pretense is wild though.

As far as Celeste and Cuck the first, ever disowning their trash son.
Just research Chris Watts mother DERANGED support and devotion to her FAMILY Annihilating son Chris Watts.

THAT is celeste [like Chris Watts mother].
These are simply fucked up people.
Watts n Rekieta, regardless of wealth
BUT Rekieta's are 100% Trust Fund Family.

TVs Will Herron is either DICKsucking Nick
Or
SWINGING with Kayla n Nick.
Mouth Full of Bacteria-stuck behind Veneers breath knows what he is and what he is doing.
 
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New Elissa Clip!

I may be mishearing things, but it actually sounds like Melton made Nick cry, but he could be laughing. It's hard to tell because his voice is so high pitched and faggotedy
At 4:30, Nick is talking about Hedonism 2. He outright states that he was there twice. Confirming what we already guessed at here. Seems like eventually we're always proven right.
 
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