Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[stupid frog]

- Denies that he's not streaming over not being able to drink. Says that it's because he's sad.

Being a sad little bitch isn't a get out of work free card, Mr Silver Spoon (which you decided to then use for coke).

 

[Captain Manning]

I don't know, I think it must be hell. I certainly wouldn't want to live his life. I'm quite happy, even while poor.

There's wealth in morality, my friend. Nick will never understand that. Plus, you'll do better in the afterlife for it.

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Holy shit! Is he screaming at Melton to pick up the phone so that he can call in? That's just pathetic.

Okay, let's go over what I personally think are some of the funnier ones. I'm sure others will pick up the rest.


I got some bad news for you, Nick...

Improbable. This thread has timed from when he ended his show shit-faced, to when he has claimed he's had to drive the kids somewhere in the morning, and it's unlikely his BAC fell below 0.08% before he got behind the wheel. He has just never been pulled over and caught out on a DUI. Yet.

Also, if anybody is interested, Sheila Aliens has a thread.

Aaron knows more about muscles than drunken skeletor here.

Oh, FFS, is he really gonna argue that drugs are okay because they aren't specifically addressed in the Bible?

Okay, I'll play along. No, the Bible doesn't specifically address cocaine, but both the Old and New Testament do say a lot about intoxication that would equally apply to drugs.

See, generally, Proverbs 20:1, Ephesians 5:18, Titus 2:3, Romans 13:13, 1 Corinthians 6:9-11, Galatians 5:19-21, 1 Peter 1:13, and 1 Peter 5:8.

TL;DR: Intoxication can lead to debauchery, and God will think you are a fag for it.

That's about all I can take for now. Off to bed.

 

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Aaron knows more about muscles than drunken skeletor here.

Nigger you had to bring in backup to put up a single pair of kitchen cabinets.

 

[Strix454]

Nick sez:

"at the time of our arrest we literally had the laundry that our kids and grown out of sorted to wash. It was to be washed and put away for storage or donation"

So the house wasn't full of scattered dirty kid clothing. The whole family and their nanny April were just embarked on a quest to re-organize and wash all the clothing that the children had grown out of. To eventually donate it to charity. What family wouldn't take on a project like that on memorial day weekend. And how could CPS misunderstand something like that.

Yeah. He isn't going to give one inch on anything. He will manufacture a gaslight story for ever single thing that could possibly be held against him in 2024. He is still heroic trad dad always giving his all for the kids and for charity. Because he is just a great guy.

In spite of everything that happened, Nick is super-strong, super-rich, monogamous, a trad dad, a skinny chick magnet and a christian man of god,

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

What is this brain-charred crackhead even talking about?
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Addled memories of his youth in the 'hood, obviously.

Lakeville in 2020 was 4.3% Black, btw, and less than that in the prior census year, 2010, when he actually lived there. Oh but of course his 'hood was "Houston." But sure, the lily complexion of everywhere he's lived in the last 30 years, and his lily-white family and his lily-white in-laws, don't matter. What matters is that he went to school with some Black kids in the 80s and made a Black friend (who doesn't know him anymore) in high school. Because he's just that cool and funky.

And hard disagree on his pity-me "no one judges me harder than I do myself." I can personally guarantee that's not true.

 

[AltisticRight]

It is absolutely believable to me that Nick wouldn't lock any of his safes.

He likely bought one of those stupid IoT safes with a touchpad. The cop was able to easily guess the password which was "I<3BBC&Aaronscock".

Truly unhinged sociopath with 0 morals or empathy.

The local skunks and raccoons agree.

 

[thebigdream]

> I didn't lose a house. I've been wanting to sell that house since pre-Covid

We're reaching levels of copium that science once thought was impossible . It goes without saying, but when you sell a house you typically expect to keep most of the money rather than having it disappear into a self-inflicted mortgage black hole...

This also doesn't help his argument that buying the house was Aaron's idea. It sure sounds like Nick was a motivated seller.

 

[AltisticRight]

Aaron knows more about muscles than drunken skeletor here.

Signed: I need help installing kitchen cabinet doors.

Does he pay to have IKEA outsourced engineers help him "constructing" his furniture?
Do they get a piece of Our Wife too? Was that why he missed the kitchen cabinet door construction engineer so much?
They had duties beyond constructing furniture? Like making new species with 4 or 8 legs?

Who knows.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Oh, FFS, is he really gonna argue that drugs are okay because they aren't specifically addressed in the Bible?

Man was made in the image of God, and we are commanded to treat our physicality accordingly. You don’t trash it with narcotics.

Even funnier, Nick is a former Sunday school teacher who’s unfamiliar with the Christian concept that the body is a temple. Maybe that’s not in the subversive, alternative scripture he boasted of teaching in contradiction to canon.

He’s so fucking full of shit. What a loser, desperate to talk to Hunchy and to chat with the NEETs in the audience. Nick Rekieta is by far the trashiest, most pathetic person I’ve ever seen emerge from a family of millionaires.

 

[daffodils]

Was that why he missed the kitchen cabinet door construction engineer so much?

Since the mystery of the handyman still comes up in this thread, here's some conjecture.

On May 17, 2024, Nick talked about two local friends that had died. One was a fat man named Brian who ran a bible camp and died from COVID. The other was "Mike", who invented a board game named Wizards&Relics[*]. Some googling turns up Willmar resident Michael Bregel, who died of stomach cancer on April 28, 2024. According to Nick, his repair man died of pancreatic cancer, which is close enough.

So unless Nick has any more recently deceased local friends, he probably roped in his graphic designer buddy to fix his kitchen cabinets.

Here's Nick's drunken soliloquy a week after the funeral:

https://rumble.com/v4vorht-daniel-perry-pardoned-cohen-pressed-nfl-shaken-clarence-thomas-grilled-adl-.html?start=7106

[*] Nick must have backed the Kickstarter at the $345 level because his son has his own card in the game.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Nick funding some guys dream to create and sell his own board game must be one of the nicest things he has done in his life.

He should do more nice things, much better for his image than his drunk chatting on the Pedo chat.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

Wil Herren just revealed that Nick and Kayla are actively combing through Aaron’s videos and sending them to the police with timestamped logs. Clip OTW.

Gotta laugh because this nigger never bothered to provide show notes for his own multi-million dollar show (RIP) but will spend all day doing it for Aaron’s content, just to get back at Nick’s one who got away. What a fag!

I don't know if any of those notes will help their case when Nick's will just bring up times Aaron talks about his dick and Kayla's will be at least half Star Trek episode summaries.

 

[AnOminous]

And hard disagree on his pity-me "no one judges me harder than I do myself." I can personally guarantee that's not true.

Everyone knows that's a pathetic cope. He's like a robot, he heard someone else say that and is pity-farming. This scumbag doesn't think he did a single thing wrong other than get caught.

This also doesn't help his argument that buying the house was Aaron's idea. It sure sounds like Nick was a motivated seller.

The "Aaron's idea" lie was what, just literally yesterday? And then today he admits he was desperate to sell the house for years. Dumb fuck liar. With pathological liars it's hard to know whether they just don't care or whether they literally tell so many lies (and take so many drugs in Nick's case) that he literally can't remember the last lie he told.

Man was made in the image of God, and we are commanded to treat our physicality accordingly. You don’t trash it with narcotics.

Christianity isn't even against alcohol as some Puritanical rule. It is definitely against whatever the fuck would reduce a man to a pathetic, insect-like creature like this, though:

 

[Thunderous Lightning]

Nick sez:

"at the time of our arrest we literally had the laundry that our kids and grown out of sorted to wash. It was to be washed and put away for storage or donation"

So the house wasn't full of scattered dirty kid clothing. The whole family and their nanny April were just embarked on a quest to re-organize and wash all the clothing that the children had grown out of. To eventually donate it to charity. What family wouldn't take on a project like that on memorial day weekend. And how could CPS misunderstand something like that.

Yeah. He isn't going to give one inch on anything. He will manufacture a gaslight story for ever single thing that could possibly be held against him in 2024. He is still heroic trad dad always giving his all for the kids and for charity. Because he is just a great guy.

In spite of everything that happened, Nick is super-strong, super-rich, monogamous, a trad dad, a skinny chick magnet and a christian man of god,

Fully agree. This screencap can be easily compared to the body cam footage. So if it ever comes out, and I hope it does, this can be cross referenced with this statement.
A crack house is not the same as having "laundry that our kids had grown out of sorted to wash".
A crack house is a mess EVERYWHERE.

It was even mentioned a few pages ago that he directly said that he thought he had to clean and tidy his house to get his kids back from CPS.

- Pile of laundry?
Or
- House that needed cleaning and tidying, that was so bad that the State ORDERED him to clean and tidy before he saw his kids again?

It's almost like his stories aren't adding up. I can't stress enough how much we need that footage to really see for ourselves how bad it was in there. The cameras won't lie.

Unlike Nicholas of course

 

[Pagan Min]

If he really did call the cops on Aaron over PAWVERBS of all things, then I hope the cops go back to him, grab him by his pencil-neck, and tell him to knock off the bullshit...

Hey, a guy can dream, can't he?

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

A crack house is not the same as having "laundry that our kids had grown out of sorted to wash".
A crack house is a mess EVERYWHERE.

Just look at the kitchen Nick carelessly displayed even in his most recent cooking videos. What is the excuse there?
"We are in the middle of reorganizing the cupboards and kitchen appliances."

If the kitchen is any indicator then rest of the house will have been a stinking smelling mess.

 

[Vibralldo]

Nick was super popular today during his two call-ins (41m and ~4h)

This is Nick's life now

He doesn't seem to go out, have any hobbies, friends.

He just insults Aaron to Melton out of spite.

It's the saddest thing I've ever seen.

 

[newuser131]

Oh, FFS, is he really gonna argue that drugs are okay because they aren't specifically addressed in the Bible?

what does everyone here think? does rekieta really really believe he is a christian or is rekieta just trolling as a christian to own the chuds?

i think, during the 2010s, rekieta talked himself to believing he was a christian due to external irl social pressures, but, after the johnny deep/rittenhouse trials and before his arrest, rekeita reverted back to his degenerate self and indulged into his baser needs due to his belief he no longer needed his irl social circle.

 

[Happy Little War Painter]

Throwing money at Melton

Over $100 on this, I can't believe it. What a faggot, just boot up a stream you fucking retard.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

what does everyone here think? does rekieta really really believe he is a christian or is rekieta just trolling as a christian to own the chuds?

i think, during the 2010s, rekieta talked himself to believing he was a christian due to external irl social pressures, but, after the johnny deep/rittenhouse trials and before his arrest, rekeita reverted back to his degenerate self and indulged into his baser needs due to his belief he no longer needed his irl social circle.

Nick's god is his dick, and his dick is busted. I don't even think the balldo has taken its place in his mind- for Nick, god truly is dead.