Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

[CallmeCicada]

You could not torture me to type these words. Wtf

In his own words

e: @Sparkletor 2.0 you also missed a couple other "hmmm" level posts he made there about anime feet and a hawk chimera with a child's head.

Other than that. It's actually pretty cute and I really like it. I refuse to post the other ones from that artist though because it doesn't belong on there. This is one of the few SFW ones. It's one of those cursed images that can actually qualify for blessed images too (maybe).

 

[Glowie]

If we are to believe that they knew each other for fifteen years, this would mean they met when Alex was 10 and "Joshua" was 7. This would only make sense if they met on Roblox or something.

Which I brought up sped ed, if these two actually met in person and in real life they attended same school and played Roblox (which Alex has done to this day, despite being a grown ass fat manchild)
10 year old hanging around with a 7 year old is pretty sus.

I could be wrong and could be proven wrong by in same place at the same time

 

[Sperg Spectating]

fifteen years

15? Where are you getting 15 from? From what I've heard it's only 10. They seem to have met because they were in the same YouTube trolling spheres. I don't really have too much evidence to prove that they are/aren't the same person, so I'm interested on what has you guys so convinced.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Which I brought up sped ed, if these two actually met in person and in real life they attended same school and played Roblox (which Alex has done to this day, despite being a grown ass fat manchild)
10 year old hanging around with a 7 year old is pretty sus.

I could be wrong and could be proven wrong by in same place at the same time

Um, apparently you forgot that Alex was the most popular and respected person in his school. Naturally everyone would know him and want to be his friend. Alex is just that cool of a guy and not a autistic retard who doesn't understand how to socialize. This is the obvious answer.

 

[Glowie]

You could not torture me to type these words. Wtf

e: @Sparkletor 2.0 you also missed a couple other "hmmm" level posts he made there about anime feet and a hawk chimera with a child's head.

Spoiler: Watchlist warning

The artist usual lolishit in question

Yandex reverse to the question.

 

[CallmeCicada]

Yandex reverse to the question.

Ah, this is the artist he follows that draws food and animal chimeras. They have already been posted earlier. I incorrectly thought it may have been a different artist. My brain is getting cooked from this thread.
I need a break.


e: found it, Paper had posted it.

This is Ishida Umi's Art Btw.

 

[Arrival]

May be late, but I noticed a correlation between Alex and this purple fellow.

Spoiler: Observation

First, I noticed a xeet from our favorite purple hacker:

Looking through Alex's channel, you can find he made some videos about... you guessed it, Roblox nostalgia.

Furthermore, I noticed he mentions someone named "Krazy Games" in this DeviantArt post:

Which DA BEZD CHANL (A) also mentions in the form of a link to a now defunct fandom.
Lastly, Alex seems to have been interested in Atari games and one named "Hong Kong '97"

And look at what the purple fag has featured on his channel.

Coincidence? Maybe. But this makes me further believe that Alex really does leave his fingernails on his desk to snack on.

Although, I put it in spoilers as I'm unclear on whether "DA BEST CHANL" is the purple fellow, and the images take up a sizable amount of real estate.

 

[Male Idiot]

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The numa numa was awesome, just the perfect amount of gayness. I got removed from the hate list, and not even a former mention. I am sad.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

And look at what the purple fag has featured on his channel.

Coincidence? Maybe. But this makes me further believe that Alex really does leave his fingernails on his desk to snack on.

These are all games that the Angry Video Game Nerd has famously covered so it's possible it's a just a coincidence.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

"DA BEST CHANL" is the purple fellow

It is. This still isn't enough to prove to me that they're the same person. It is very reasonable for you to be friends with someone with the same interests, or pick up those interests after becoming friends with them, especially as autistic teenagers.

The main reasons why I don't believe they're the same person is actually a lack of the autistic interests that they share.

Alex has said it is hard for him to post his armless loli bondage porn, it's nowhere to be seen across all of Joshua's history. There's no mention of Aidrie/Calgary, or any videos or images of the scenary in his area across all of Joshua's history. Joshua is really into sports. He made multiple videos on sports, most of his twitter feed is about sports, the only thing that Alex likes that's sports related is wrestling. Joshua also really like helluva boss, that's nowhere to be seen on any of Alex's social medias.

Joshua's voice is also just. Different. Go back and watch the videos he made on Sheldon, even through the filter it just doesn't sound like Alex, the speech patterns aren't there.

 

[Glowie]

My brain is getting cooked from this thread.
I need a break.

I'm glad you're not desensitized to horrifying, degenerate or horrors of the internet, meditate, pray or relax in hot shower and empty your mind.
I've killed my ego and have seen so much. You're normal so to speak
Clean your mind, drink tea and watch anime, prefer your relaxation method.
Have a good one,

 

[PsychoNerd]

I'm glad you're not desensitized to horrifying, degenerate or horrors of the internet, meditate, pray or relax in hot shower and empty your mind.
I've killed my ego and have seen so much. You're normal so to speak
Clean your mind, drink tea and watch anime, prefer your relaxation method.
Have a good one,

Trust me, touching grass does a lot in terms of healing from insane shit like this.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

Trust me, touching grass does a lot in terms of healing from insane shit like this.

I can't recommend enough taking a week or two away from the site every once in a while to refresh yourself and reflect on the separation between real populations of people around you and the digital hives of worldwide degenerates concentrated online.

 

[PaperRoads]

Apparently he's not done completely with Youtube

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I changed my mind with some aspects of YouTube. Namely. I'll continue making only recollection videos on youtube from now on (Thunderstorm, Eclipses, etc.) But no more ranting and other stuff because I still need to take a break from those. My friend thankfully got one of his channels reinstated which is good.

Until YouTube dies, these are the only videos I'll be willing to make on there.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Apparently he's not done completely with Youtube

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I changed my mind with some aspects of YouTube. Namely. I'll continue making only recollection videos on youtube from now on (Thunderstorm, Eclipses, etc.) But no more ranting and other stuff because I still need to take a break from those. My friend thankfully got one of his channels reinstated which is good.

Until YouTube dies, these are the only videos I'll be willing to make on there.

"YouTube is a cesspit of the worst the world has to offer. The people who use YouTube are garbage. I am opposed to everything YouTube stands for both morally and politically.

However, I will still use it to post weather videos to try and get attention. I will not be posting videos of me sperging out like a retarded chimp. Because of YouTube's political views. Not because I'm finally realizing I'm making a fool of myself.

I refuse to admit I did anything wrong." - Alex "Betterskatez" Hogendorp

 

[lolcow yoghurt]

There's a true and honest amputee lolcow who has paedophilic tendencies and borderline bondage fetish, and draws type of shit that Alex would enjoy.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

This Hoshi person is some real bigfoot mystery. He talks about her as if she's famous or something, yet no one knows about her. Where's her socials?

@Schizoid Wife Because I think people are going to keep asking this, I am going to make the suggestion to add updated info on Noushintou Hoshi/脳震盪ほし be added to the first post, or at least have her own mega post. The same for the PurpleHackerz person. (If I had the time and energy, I would do it myself.)

 

[Sperg Spectating]

PurpleHackerz

I am already working on a section on him, I can include Hoshi as well, but there won't be too much on her because she's simply not that interesting. It's just one specific artist who Alex has leashed his autistic rage onto.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

she's simply not that interesting

WHY DO THEY CONTINUE TO BULLY NOUSHINTOU HOSHI!?!

 

[PsychoNerd]

I am already working on a section on him, I can include Hoshi as well, but there won't be too much on her because she's simply not that interesting. It's just one specific artist who Alex has leashed his autistic rage onto.

Who even is this Hoshi person, and why does Alex hate her so much?

e: I found out. They're some random Japanese chick from Twitter/X that he stalked insistently. This also likely explains why you can't find her name anywhere else than besides Alex's many rants on her.

She also draws a lot of guro, which could definitely explain Alex's fascination with her.