Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

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I'm not here to promote abortion or antinatalism. But I believe we all live in hell. And we must find a way out. I genuinely believe Suicide brings us back here.
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Despite my contempt for 03bgood, I wish him luck in his therapy sessions. I only want to see him improve from here. It's the only way he could survive. As for JesusWithBazookas79. Fuck him. I wish him the worst. As for Clay Claymore. He's okay.
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SmallKiwi said:
This Hoshi person is some real bigfoot mystery. He talks about her as if she's famous or something, yet no one knows about her. Where's her socials?
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Her fm0r21 account is definitely the funniest:
 
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Anti Drug Cuban War Hero said:
But I believe we all live in hell. And we must find a way out. I genuinely believe Suicide brings us back here.
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I've never seen the phrase "Too autistic to live, too mad at the internet to die." captured so well in a single person. He is so unbelievably retarded he can't even give himself the easy way out, he's destined to post online 24/7 for the rest of his life.
 
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Cheesy Beavy said:
Alex, just do this dance. It's pretty easy (or do we need full body?)
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I had no idea grease was a filter setting.

Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Why is Alex so scared of AI? Can't his highly trained team of computer hackers keep him safe? I already know his squadron of ex military security force has him covered as far as physical confrontations.

Oh. I get it. It's satire. He's not shaking in bed out of paranoia. He's quivering with joy, stifling laughter at his own comedic genius. He's pretending he hates the AI videos because he actually doesn't care about being made fun of. It doesn't bother him one iota. He doesn't even read Kiwifarms. He's too busy livin' La Vida Loca over in old Mexico.

Well, since we all love Alex and want him to be happy, we should keep making AI Alex videos and deep fakes.

Here a video of naked Emily Cassidy proving she doesn't have a penish. Maybe someone can do something with this.
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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Fuck, I'm dumb. I just realized this is the nigger who was shitting up the fun Q&A threads with questions about his ears all the time. He even asked if it was a good idea to surgically remove his ear.
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He does have old videos of him holding he ear too from years ago. I'd link them but I don't remember which Chords of Brazil channel they're from. I'll keep looking though.
edit I am too tired to find them lol

Also fuck you, Alex. Guinness is great.
 
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He made a bunch more reddit posts but this is the only one worth looking at, the other posts are just complaining about AI art, porn bots and getting made fun of by Russians because he's shit at learning languages.
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The mounties are gonna curb stomp his deformed little chicklet teeth out of his head so he can never spew vile hate speech ever again.
 
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