Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Captain Manning]

That’s WILD. God is OK with it if you use a slotted opto-switch, but not a regular contact?
What else would work, a clap switch? Or is it the blocking and unblocking of light principle that’s being exploited here?

It's not the contact method, but the delay.

It's explained in the Wikipedia article:



Funny enough, this is the SECOND time KosherSwitch has come up in the Rekieta thread. Last time it was used as an metaphor for how Nick engages is ridiculous rule lawyering to try and justify doing things he's not supposed to do.

And, to be completely fair to the Ultra Orthodox Jews, some rabbis have condemned this stupid thing on the basis of "you're still intentionally doing the prohibited thing, asshole."

Come the fuck on

Lol. No, not Pikachu refresh. Pikuach nefesh (פיקוח נפש).

All the Aramaic religions have certain exceptions to the rules when it comes to preserving human life. I think, in Islam, you are technically allowed to eat a pork product if you are staving to death and there's literally nothing else.

Nick saying that Kayla cried when she hear that Aaron showed her nudes to 1 guy ring hollow when Nick's bragging to everyone about fucking April till she bled.

Almost like it's bullshit and this is just a gay revenge play.

Gee, ya think?!

 

[AnOminous]

Actually, I hate to tell you this, but there are indeed Jews that believe you are not allowed to operate a light switch on Shabbat.

Absolutely no Jew believes you turn off life support machines on the Sabbath.

And, to be completely fair to the Ultra Orthodox Jews, some rabbis have condemned this stupid thing on the basis of "you're still intentionally doing the prohibited thing, asshole."

The purpose of ritual purity laws isn't to exterminate your own race with insane interpretations or make it completely impossible to live in a world vastly different from where the law emerges. Even observant Orthodox who would use such a thing would save it for important purposes, do things like avoid television, or instead of "cooking" on the Sabbath, make some slow roast the night before and keep it warm either in a slow cooker or some insulated container.

Even some of the Old Order Amish use electricity when necessary. If they have to refrigerate food to get it to market, they will.

"You say you don't use electricity, but you flipped a switch to stop a trolley from running over your mom! Hypocrite!"

 

[Folgers Can]

He lives!

With only four stickers following the "only post" and with that last sticker being the first in almost two months, what caught his eye that much could be a good sign of exactly what his trial strategy is. Win, lose, or draw, he'd damned well better not pussy out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to get the Balldo Bunker's worst degeneracy officially sworn on the record for all the world to see, whether livestreamed at best or in a transcript at least, as the ultimate revenge best served cold.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

If I were Aaron's lawyer, and I have copies and transcripts of all of these chats and appearances of Nick on Melton's and various other shows. When he comes on the stand (I guess they'd have to call him), just play the video and ask, "Did you say this?" And don't allow anything else, just play every clip to the jury, and force Nick to admit to them all.

I wouldn't doubt at that's his plan. From all of Nick's shitting on Aaron's lawyer I see a pretty big difference on how the two morons act in regards to a case. Aaron gets a dumb look on his face and says, "I can't talk about that sorry guys" and Nick never shuts the fuck up. Seems like Aaron's lawyer gave him the right advice.

 

[AnOminous]

And don't allow anything else, just play every clip to the jury, and force Nick to admit to them all.

You know he'd pull a full cuck Ron Toye.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Aaron, if your reading, which you probably are, please direct your attorney to approve of any Rule 4 exemptions by media.

 

[Captain Manning]

Absolutely no Jew believes you turn off life support machines on the Sabbath.

And I agree. I don't think anybody here claimed otherwise.

But we're getting off topic...

The point @Vibralldo was making is Nick is the type of guy that would think up something retarded like KosherSwitch.

Nick is the type of guy that would argue sodomy isn't, if he's wearing a Balldo.

Nick is the guy that likes to find loopholes in things to justify doing shit he's either not supposed to do, or would invite ridicule.

Cases in point: He's dead set on claiming he's not guilty of child endangerment because he had the coke in a safe. He's also claiming that if Aaron stayed logged in on his computer, and he read through his shit, he didn't commit unauthorized data access, and it's Aaron's fault.

It's all bullshit.

 

[ZipDisk]

Absolutely no Jew believes you turn off life support machines on the Sabbath.

Most sabbath appliance shit defaults to always on, which is more wasteful. Go figure. Except fridge lights. That gets turned off.
shabbos fridge, shabbos elevator, shabbos oven.

I find it funny that Sabbath mode and Eco mode are directly opposed. Two ideological impositions, but you can't fucking shut off eco mode. It just trips over when you're not paying attention.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

- Nick is homosexual/bisexual

He has admitted to liking men?

I do not personally care, but I'd like to cite a source to this in the OP.

I did take a technology break for a bit and a hiloliday shortly after, so I am a bit out of date.

 

[Kopasea]

Lol. Every time Nick talks about Hedonism II now, people say "oh, he finally admitted it!"

We knew the first time, but he had been pretending he didn't go back a second time.

 

[Strix454]

He has admitted to liking men?

I do not personally care, but I'd like to cite a source to this in the OP.

I did take a technology break for a bit and a hiloliday shortly after, so I am a bit out of date.

I would say that he is teasing it, but has not done it in a definitive way. At least yet. But he is moving progressively more in that direction.

 

[Captain Manning]

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He lives!

With only four stickers following the "only post" and with that last sticker being the first in almost two months, what caught his eye that much could be a good sign of exactly what his trial strategy is. Win, lose, or draw, he'd damned well better not pussy out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to get the Balldo Bunker's worst degeneracy officially sworn on the record for all the world to see, whether livestreamed at best or in a transcript at least, as the ultimate revenge best served cold.

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It became pretty obvious what his prospective trial strategy is once his lawyer did that document dump: Total Rekieta embarrassment. Get the jury to hate Nick's guts (which shouldn't be difficult, TBH).

On the one hand, I think that's funny as shit. It would be epic if it works.

On the other hand, I'm kinda worried it might not work, he'll go down for the felony, and he'll just hand Nick a W. It's certainly risky.

I have a bet here, @ItsAaronIgnoreMe, that if you are convicted of the felony charge, I have to put in for a name change to Lt. Manning. The pay cut to my Kiwi Farms salary will be brutal. It'll go from 0 to 0. I hope you and your lawyer know what you're doing. Lol.

He has admitted to liking men?

He has admitted to being gay. Once on Twitter, and once on Melton's chat.

See here and here.

Technically, I think he's bisexual, but whatever. Yes, he likes men. It was pretty obvious at points even before he "came out."

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Nick once again proving there is no bottom (besides himself). Sometimes he just takes longer to dig through it.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Haha based
@Null you may want to take note

 

[Vibralldo]

Nick on Melton is BORING! It's just "Aaron did this! Aaron did that! I'm gay for Aaron and I miss him!" Even Melton is losing patience.

@ItsAaronIgnoreMe make sure to bring how Nick's talking about April and Kayla publicly posting bottle pics and the like up to your lawyer

 

[Maude Snew]

Are we still doing Bloodhound Gang? Because I thought of another one.

"Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
So save the planet and kill yourself
If you're feelin' down-and-out with what your life is all about
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out"

Also known as the Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka gambit. Got him out of paying spousal and child support with One Weird Trick They Don't Want You To Know.

 

[ZipDisk]

Might as well be farting, farting with a walkman on.

 

[Folgers Can]

He has admitted to liking men?

He has admitted to being gay. Once on Twitter, and once on Melton's chat.

See here and here.

Technically, I think he's bisexual, but whatever. Yes, he likes men. It was pretty obvious at points even before he "came out."

At the time it seemed virtually certain that he would later shrug off comments like that in a tweet or many, many YT chats as nothing more than self-deprecating humor just riffing on what others speculate about him, but one part of yesterday's NLO appearance pretty much doubled down in a different format making it harder to backtrack:

4:15:34 You said that he came in the room, he refused to participate, and he took her hand and was telling her that he likes the way she takes it...

4:16:24 It was... that was a weird... that was a really weird encounter, because it was like, "Well? I mean, like, I guess you could participate," and then instead it was like "nah, I'm gonna hold her hand instead and then leave." It's like oh, oh, okay.

Interpretations can vary but the simplest is that Aaron was openly encouraged to join in, Nick would have welcomed it if he had, and Nick was surprised and even disappointed when he did not. Surely he could still backtrack with usual semantic games about how he only meant he wanted Aaron to "participate" to the limited extent of the two of them spit-roasting April and thus it technically would not have been gay because swords wouldn't have crossed in that scenario, right? Right?

Meanwhile, most actual hetero males would be content to say that having slept four to a bed was already gay to begin with and there's no point splitting hairs beyond that bright line.

 

[Harm]

I can't for the life of me understand how "I tried to get Aaron to have sex with me, but he declined!" is somehow going to make Aaron look like the gay one here.

 

[Swole McPole]

I don't believe Aaron on everything, but I think he's correct she fucked off because the coke is gone.

Lots of addicts manage a short period of abstinence after a first run in with the law. Especially if they've got a lot to lose. Rekieta couldn't manage that though. Him and April were doing Galaxy Gas together right from the offset.

It's right around now that I'd expect him to start thinking that he's won and so he'd start backsliding. Doing a cheeky little line here and there. And his recent appearance on Melton's show gave every impression of a man who'd been snorting cocaine.

But I very much doubt that it was the cocaine alone that was binding April to Rekieta. I think she's a social climber. She believed her ship had come in. And Nick has broken his promises to her. Given the degree of malice she displayed in respect of her break up with Aaron, I'd expect to see similar amounts of malice in regard to how she'd feel Rekieta has slighted her. And yet she's maintaining radio silence?

Either he's sneaking around for secret booty calls/cocaine sessions or she's getting paid.