Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Vibralldo]

Except there is no such "law." I don't know if you know this but the Torah is from thousands of years ago.

The tiktok jews lied to me

 

[Dimension Sniper]

By your buttfuck retarded interpretation, which absolutely no Jew in the world shares, they'd have to turn off dialysis machines and life support every Sabbath and die in droves.

The way it was explained to me (by an Orthodox Jew) is that they’re allowed to break the shabbos rules in order to save or preserve a life.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

How bad is it too, that even the knuckle dragging mouth breathers in Melton's chat, are sick of Nick? People who willingly throw money (or at least watch) at a fat low-iq pedo hunchback married to a literal retard.... Melton... how bad is it that these people don't want to watch Nick Rekieta? Going from being watched by 100k concurrent users on youtube, to getting virtually boo'd off stage on a Melton stream?

Edit to add this bit (before the quote): It's even worse!!! What does Melton stream? Steel Toe, and "analysis/'jokes' " about Steel Toe! Supposedly this boring show, that they comment on. This is high art to these people. And this Zimbabwe-level-IQ audience, can't stand Nick Rekieta! The people who watch other people watch Steel Toe, can't stomach the Balldoman!!!

Yet somehow the charity story never came up before. There is nothing in this whole farrago of lies Nick is incessantly vomiting at the world that makes sense. The only story that makes sense is the one the cops and literally everyone who isn't Nick told, and that is the truth.

And we have Nick's own words in the past about "piles of clothes' laying about the house (and those go back to his days in the crack shack), as well as Aaron's account that they would often have to hunt through the piles to find even clothes for the girls to wear to dance recitals! (Not even practice!!!) Can you imagine the embarrassment, going to a dance recital and somehow your sequined dress is wrinkled?

It's all lies. No matter what he says, it's a lie.

 

[AnOminous]

They did the hot tub stream where they hinted they were wife swapping, then we had the whole episode of Nick in his underwear running in and licking Aaron. Nick clearly wanted everyone to know they were wife swapping.

No, he wanted to hint subtly that he was a faggot cuck who did other dudes' wives and the dudes themselves, took it up the ass from Jamaican bulls at Hedonism II, but he only wanted the savvy, cool people to be able to figure out. Hence, why he was so subtle, like running around in a coke frenzy in his underwear licking other dudes' ears while in a hot tub with another couple and posting tasteful artistic nudes of himself at that very cuck resort during Cuck Week.

But this was supposed to be special knowledge, just for the cool people. I mean the NERDS weren't supposed to figure it out, or those damn Christians he was trying to fake out by pretending he believed Jesus was something other than just some sinner guy.

The way it was explained to me (by an Orthodox Jew) is that they’re allowed to break the shabbos rules in order to save or preserve a life.

That's the case for all the ritual prohibitions, since preservation of life is one of the highest moral commands. It's also an exception for the other rules except actual murder, sexual perversion, and a couple other absolutely forbidden acts.

 

[Vibralldo]

Nick tells a story he attributes to April. Aaron was having sex with April. Aaron starts asking April what it was like to have Nick stretch her out. How deep does it go? Then April bragging about how much Nick had stretched her and Aaron instantly orgasmed.

Revealing that publicly on stream is far more humiliating than anything Aaron did with Kayla

 

[Oxyjen]

Is Nick so pathetic that he ignores being made fun of by that disgusting pedomelton and fans or is his brain so full of holes that he realy does not notice it? I guess the answer is yes.

He enjoys it. It’s public humiliation, but with deniability “it’s just jokes” - but it’s part of his cuckold fetish.

 

[StannisTheMannis]

New Elissa Clip!

Nick is a pesky booger that pedo Melton can't flick off his finger.

The more Melton dismisses/ignores/mogs him in public, the closer we are to Nick spilling the beans on all the shit he sent to fatty (more hacked Google account info, pics of Aaron's kids, texts). We're gonna see more blackmail than Kayla got railed by in Hedonism.

 

[Oxyjen]

Now generally we know that hell hath no fury. So somebody has to be looking after April's interests in this. A lump sum would be no good. You'd need to be put on wages, it seems to me. Because the things that April could confirm or deny? Well, they could blow the Rekieta battleship clean out of the bathtub. So I'm betting they've got her on wages -- and pretty decent wages too -- the equivalent of rent and a salary, until such time as all the lawsuits are settled

That’s good thinkin’.
I wonder what her nominal “job” is to the Rekietas Snr.

 

[AnOminous]

The more Melton dismisses/ignores/mogs him in public, the closer we are to Nick spilling the beans on all the shit he sent to fatty (more hacked Google account info, pics of Aaron's kids, texts). We're gonna see more blackmail than Kayla got railed by in Hedonism.

I'd say it's not really great blackmaterial material to say "if you don't shut up I'm going to the cops and telling them how I gave you the stolen property that I stole." But this is Nick.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Revealing that publicly on stream is far more humiliating than anything Aaron did with Kayla

Funny how the law only covers pictures/video, but does not take issue with detailed and intentionally humiliating stories about the shape of someones penis and sexual prowess.
Nick could literally give a play by play of Aaron's penis shape and glistening oiled-up buttocks moving in rhythm to "What is love" while he thrusts into Kayla, and that would be perfectly reasonable and allowed. But a picture of her tits is a felony.

lol

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Yes. I think its new lore. But his mother may had other jobs beyond just working in mortgages.

Though her working in mortgages I guess potentially explains how Nick probably got into doing mortgages as well.

I would belive his mortgage/banking job might have come from the mother's connections or influence. Nick did try to get a second degree to allow him to work for his uncle, and it fits that short pattern.

 

[ZipDisk]

Jew elavator day sucks.

 

[Captain Manning]

Lol. Every time Nick talks about Hedonism II now, people say "oh, he finally admitted it!"

He admitted it back in October, actually. It is a big thread, so maybe people missed it.

Anyways, his new cope on that one was that he went, but he and Kayla didn't swing.

Which is bullshit. It's a goddamned swingers resort. Why not go to a normal resort if you're not there for swinging?

Also bookmarked for OP update. Thanks to you both!

It made the front page as a featured post. I'm shocked you missed it, unless you were on vacation then.

Most everybody here knew he went to Hedonism II, but it took Kayla to finally drag an admission out of him in October.

Things the Farms had claimed that Nick eventually admitted:

- Drug use
- Hedonism II
- Swinging with the Imholtes
- Nick is homosexual/bisexual
- Cuckoldry (although he's now trying to argue it's not technically because he didn't enjoy watching Aaron fuck Kayla)

Things that are true that Nick is still trying to resist:

- His family is awash in petroleum money and he benefits from it even if he doesn't have it in his bank account
- His daughter testing positive for cocaine (although he seems to be leaning more towards "Aaron must've done it")

The list is getting ticked off little by little, so give it time. KF has been more right than wrong.

Except there is no such "law." I don't know if you know this but the Torah is from thousands of years ago. You know, before electricity even existed. The prohibition was on "cooking" and "burning." The only reason the Orthodox even interpreted electric light as that is the filament and then generalized that to electricity in general at a time when it was a rare thing.

By your buttfuck retarded interpretation, which absolutely no Jew in the world shares, they'd have to turn off dialysis machines and life support every Sabbath and die in droves.

Actually, I hate to tell you this, but there are indeed Jews that believe you are not allowed to operate a light switch on Shabbat.

Somebody even made a product to try and get around that:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/KosherSwitch

We're talking ULTRA Orthodox Jews though. Which is hardly every Jew. Or even a majority of Jews.

As for the dialysis machine, there is an exception clause to the Shabbat prohibitions that say you are allowed to do things you otherwise wouldn't be able to do if it's to save a human life (it's called "Pikuach nefesh").

 

[Father Balldo]

The cop was able to easily guess the password which was "I<3BBC&Aaronscock".

His Google password is '44r0ne4t5myG00'

 

[Captain Manning]

Is Nick so pathetic that he ignores being made fun of by that disgusting pedomelton and fans or is his brain so full of holes that he realy does not notice it? I guess the answer is yes.

It's a combination of desperation and extreme hatred of Aaron. People like Melton is all Nick has left, and Melton is Aaron's number one alog, so Melton is where Nick is putting all his emotional effort.

Nick is a pesky booger that pedo Melton can't flick off his finger.

He doesn't want to... yet. Right now, Nick is paypigging Melton.

Now if Nick stops that, or Aaron fucks off the Internet one way or another, I can pretty much guarantee you that Melton will snake Nick. In fact, Nick may be unwittingly setting himself up to be fodder for a post-Aaron Melton. What he's doing may very well bite him in the ass.

 

[Oxyjen]

Somebody even made a product to try and get around that:

That’s WILD. God is OK with it if you use a slotted opto-switch, but not a regular contact?
What else would work, a clap switch? PIR? Quantum separation? Or is it the blocking and unblocking of light principle that’s being exploited here?

This is as funny a revelation as the tunnels-beneath-NY-streets thing.

prohibitions that say you are allowed to do things you otherwise wouldn't be able to do if it's to save a human life (it's called "Pikachu refresh").

Come the fuck on


Thread tax: I vaguely respect this rules-lawyering workaround, whereas I do not respect Nick Rekieta’s constant childish technicalities.

 

[AltisticRight]

Using that definition Maddox isn't a cuck either. It is very on brand for current day Nick to somehow retroactively build his whole channel on sand to spite his ex-boyfriend today.

Maddox defended the activity. Did he ever claimed he allowed other men to fuck his wife while he watches? I don't think so. He and Juju are the cuck defenders. Nitrous Nick is the actual cuckold.

 

[ZipDisk]

The orthos also have magic wires so they can go outside and if you clip it, you did a hate crime.

 

[Vibralldo]

Funny how the law only covers pictures/video, but does not take issue with detailed and intentionally humiliating stories about the shape of someones penis and sexual prowess.
Nick could literally give a play by play of Aaron's penis shape and glistening oiled-up buttocks moving in rhythm to "What is love" while he thrusts into Kayla, and that would be perfectly reasonable and allowed. But a picture of her tits is a felony.

lol

Nick saying that Kayla cried when she hear that Aaron showed her nudes to 1 guy ring hollow when Nick's bragging to everyone about fucking April till she bled.

Almost like it's bullshit and this is just a gay revenge play.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Nick saying that Kayla cried when she hear that Aaron showed her nudes to 1 guy ring hollow when Nick's bragging to everyone about fucking April till she bled.

Almost like it's bullshit and this is just a gay revenge play.

If I were Aaron's lawyer, and I have copies and transcripts of all of these chats and appearances of Nick on Melton's and various other shows. When he comes on the stand (I guess they'd have to call him), just play the video and ask, "Did you say this?" And don't allow anything else, just play every clip to the jury, and force Nick to admit to them all.