Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Law]

"I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums
When you wanna come"

"If I were God I'd get a bunch of slaves to do everything" <--- when it's Nick's turn to clean the kitchen

 

[EggImpregnator]

>still no bodycam

Its over

 

[TwinPeaksEnjoyer]

New Elissa Clip!

I may be mishearing things, but it actually sounds like Melton made Nick cry, but he could be laughing. It's hard to tell because his voice is so high pitched and faggotedy

Nick hasn't learn a thing and I hope he will double down in the future.

 

[USAroXX]

Here is a summary. Its pretty bad:

- Nick tells a story he attributes to April. Aaron was having sex with April. Aaron starts asking April what it was like to have Nick stretch her out. How deep does it go? Then April bragging about how much Nick had stretched her and Aaron instantly orgasmed.

Its just more weird porno-inspired gay dick-bragging from Nick. All that comes across seems to be own inexperience, weird ideas about sex and his gay lust for Aaron.

- Nick explained he isn't a cuck because he wasn't turned on watching Aaron do his wife. Nick has re-defined cuck down from letting other men do your wife to only covering experiencing public glee at another guy doing your wife. Its a really lame cope. But totally expected from wordsmith Nick.

- Nick claims that at trial, he and April will talk about how Aaron agreed early on that their swinging had to be kept absolutely secret because of the enormous damage it could do to any of them as "public people". Nick seemed to be enthusiastically suggesting that he intended to go into great detail about all aspects of his swinger relationship at trial.

- "we" (He AND Kayla) didn't want to bring a case against Aaron because it brings all Nick';s private stuff into the public.

- Aaron's attorney is unethical and bad.

Nick was real high-energy during the conversation. Like he was on something.

If ANY of those claims above are repeated in front of a jury or judge?

Aaron wins
or
Case gets dismissed

Seriously, has the Cunty Attorney Feminazi FAILED to interview junkie or his whore-wife?

Aaron PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE Clip that video and transcribe those statements to repeat to EVERY WITNESS in your trial.

Remember JUNKIE n Whore are claiming HARRASSMENT as part of the Felony. Those claims are simply WILD!!! And can be asked of minnesota 6, whore wife, the cops, junkie, geno, and keanu.

So basically what junkie n whore wife want is protection for his polycule, which, ask the mormons CANNOT BE protected. Its either actual REVENGE PORN which does not sound like it with every statement this junkie makes Or junkie is using the government to protect rules of a polycule with a criminal felony, which is NOT what the MN statute protects. Not what the people of minnesota want to protect, if it were THEY WOULD LEGALLY ALLOW POLYCULE AND MULTIPLE WIVES.

PLEASE!!!!
This evidence with no discovery required provided BEFORE trial is MIND-Fucking Blowing

 

[Swole McPole]

... if they're calling the cops over Aaron mentioning Pawverbs bc it was a gift from Kayla to Aaron, we need a new word for faggotry.

Does this nigger think he can sit off in Aaron's chat, talking about how Aaron guzzled his cum but Aaron is barred from discussing the circumstances in which the cum guzzlng occurred?

I know it must be embarrassing to have a wife who's that retarded. Personally, I'd be tempted to send her on a visit with Mama JP Garilepy if she was my wife. But even so.

And how is it that that moron who nobody ever saw on TV ever thinks it's a mortal sin to grass on Rekieta for starving his kids and getting them coked out of their little nuts, but it's perfectly fine for Nick to call the police on Aaron because he mentioned a gift from Kayla?

And that gift wasn't even the Anal Destroyer -- an eighteen inch dildo that's a perfect replica of the late Mr Hands? It's just a silly little gift book. Or a profound work of moral philosophy. One or the other. Perhaps both?

I think Wil's joined the polycule. He has to be enjoying Galaxy Gas, cocaine and Kayla's ample middle aged breasts. There's no other possible excuse for retardedness on such a scale.

 

[RotPockets]

- Nick explained he isn't a cuck because he wasn't turned on watching Aaron do his wife. Nick has re-defined cuck down from letting other men do your wife to only covering experiencing public glee at another guy doing your wife. Its a really lame cope. But totally expected from wordsmith Nick.

A cuckold’s horns aren’t voluntary, cuck.

 

[Captain Manning]

Nick's god is his dick, and his dick is busted. I don't even think the balldo has taken its place in his mind- for Nick, god truly is dead.

Wrong, stalker child. As you have been told many times now, his God is JUJU the golden calf cow.

Enjoy prison.

- Nick claims that at trial, he and April will talk about how Aaron agreed early on that their swinging had to be kept absolutely secret because of the enormous damage it could do to any of them as "public people". Nick seemed to be enthusiastically suggesting that he intended to go into great detail about all aspects of his swinger relationship at trial.

I still say that most men, if faced with this situation, would just let it go. This is embarrassing. Nick has no shame and prioritizes getting back at his homosexual lover above all else. It's absurd.

- "we" (He AND Kayla) didn't want to bring a case against Aaron because it brings all Nick';s private stuff into the public.

Absolute bullshit. He wants the case.

You could maybe argue Kayla doesn't, but Kayla lacks agency and will go along with whatever he wants. So it doesn't matter.

- Aaron's attorney is unethical and bad.

He said the same thing about Schneider, and look how that worked out.

Where's that ethics complaint against Schneider you said you were going to write, Nick?

At 4:30, Nick is talking about Hedonism 2. He outright states that he was there twice. Confirming what we already guessed at here. Seems like eventually we're always proven right.

Lol. Every time Nick talks about Hedonism II now, people say "oh, he finally admitted it!"

He admitted it back in October, actually. It is a big thread, so maybe people missed it.

Anyways, his new cope on that one was that he went, but he and Kayla didn't swing.

Which is bullshit. It's a goddamned swingers resort. Why not go to a normal resort if you're not there for swinging?

Nick hasn't learn a thing and I hope he will double down in the future.

He will. Can't stop. Won't stop.

 

[PrestonHolt]

Which is bullshit. It's a goddamned swingers resort.

Wrong yet again Scandinavian Prude Child, swinging happens between couples, and all the bulls they encoutnered were singles

 

[Sneed Force One]

The problem is Nick, no matter if Aaron sexually pleased your wife or not, You knowingly consented to Aaron having sexual intercourse with her.

You are, by definition, a cuckold. A stain that will never rub off nor wash away.

 

[Botchy Galoop]

Here's a 9 min clip from the first call. It's pretty funny. Melton's chat is turning on Nick:

The alleged convo April had with Nick about Aaron asking if having sex with Nick "had stretched her out" was revelatory about so many things.
I am going to grant Nick that his story is true.
The one thing lacking in the story is what April responded when Aaron asked her about having sex with Nick. Let me write the rest of that convo: "No, Daddy. I didn't even feel him inside me. No one can satisfy me the way you do..." Hey Nick. Have you never had "dirty talk" during sex before? IF this convo happened, Aaron didn't nut thinking of your dick, he nutted because he got off treating his wife like a whore.
Personally, I think April is a great big liar, and was just telling Nick this story,(which may or may not have happened) to build Nick up and make sure he got a semi-stiffy fantasizing about how big and bad his cock was...
Nick, do you ever wonder what your wife was whispering to Aaron when he was giving her loud orgasms?
Cuck.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I'm listening to this travesty now and Nick has managed to present himself as an even bigger faggot than before. He can't stop talking about dicks. Dicks at the resort, dicks in porn, Aarons dick, his dick all the dicks he can imagine. I swear he's even picked up a sight lisp.

Aaron admitted to being a cuck a while ago, to PPP of all people. He did that when Nick was still lying about it. It's like telling me Chris-Chan fucked a blow up doll. We know. What's funny is that Nick still denies it up and down even though we know that Nick Rekieta is a cuckold lying faggot that poisoned his 8 year old daughter with cocaine.

 

[Swole McPole]

- Nick tells a story he attributes to April. Aaron was having sex with April. Aaron starts asking April what it was like to have Nick stretch her out. How deep does it go? Then April bragging about how much Nick had stretched her and Aaron instantly orgasmed.

I wonder how much the family paid her to make her go away?

April might not have been farting through silk when she was married to Aaron, but at least she was out of the paint factory, living a decent middle class lifestyle. Then along came Rekieta with his swinging and his ounces of coke. Even if his claims to being a practicing lawyer didn't quite stand up. he'd made her promises. She told Aaron that Nick said he'd never leave her. So now she really WAS farting through silk -- or so she thought. Fuck that asshole Imholte. He was a complete stick-in-the-mud when it came to the cocaine. She was a young, hot woman and she was going to PAR-TAY!

Or so she thought. But then Joshua fit the battle of Jericho and the Walls Came Tumbling Down. Within weeks, she'd been relegated to the crack shack. Within months, she was out on her ass. Rekieta's promises that he'd never leave her,regardless of what Kayla wanted?

That was all bullshit.

Now generally we know that hell hath no fury. So somebody has to be looking after April's interests in this. A lump sum would be no good. You'd need to be put on wages, it seems to me. Because the things that April could confirm or deny? Well, they could blow the Rekieta battleship clean out of the bathtub. So I'm betting they've got her on wages -- and pretty decent wages too -- the equivalent of rent and a salary, until such time as all the lawsuits are settled.

Then they'll look to renegotiate.

- Aaron's attorney is unethical and bad.

Aaron's attorney is going to tear these people up for arsepaper when he gets them in front of the bench. But will the prosecutor really call either of them as witnesses?

I wouldn't.

 

[Captain Manning]

I wonder how much the family paid her to make her go away?

Probably nothing. The Rekieta side of the family seems to enable Nick's bullshit. Less so on the Woltjer side, I gather.

I don't believe Aaron on everything, but I think he's correct she fucked off because the coke is gone. Nick's not going to prison, or even jail, but his probation will mean he's gonna have to walk on eggshells as far as having controlled substances around.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Maybe it's finally soaking into his booze pickled brain that nobody gives a fuck about him. He shat all over everyone who actually did and the only people who stuck around were mooches and turds like Coomalot, and now the cocaine and money is gone, so are his so-called "friends."

The people he should have listened to told him not to do what he did and that it would end badly. Now that it's ended badly, and actually even worse than predicted, this stupid gay skellyman is still blaming the people who told him to pull up.

Nick is the Prodigal Son who chose to never go home. He is more and more becoming a morality tale by the day.

Will is such a dip shit i thought that the TV thing was a goof and he was a washed up "previously on TV" type like Farrian.

Is that an equestrian pun? Well done!

Says his mother worked "in the mortgage industry"

Is this new lore? I am bookmarking it in my post for an OP update that is due.

Oh, FFS, is he really gonna argue that drugs are okay because they aren't specifically addressed in the Bible?

Okay, I'll play along. No, the Bible doesn't specifically address cocaine, but both the Old and New Testament do say a lot about intoxication that would equally apply to drugs.

See, generally, Proverbs 20:1, Ephesians 5:18, Titus 2:3, Romans 13:13, 1 Corinthians 6:9-11, Galatians 5:19-21, 1 Peter 1:13, and 1 Peter 5:8.

TL;DR: Intoxication can lead to debauchery, and God will think you are a fag for it.

That's about all I can take for now. Off to bed.

Man was made in the image of God, and we are commanded to treat our physicality accordingly. You don’t trash it with narcotics.

Even funnier, Nick is a former Sunday school teacher who’s unfamiliar with the Christian concept that the body is a temple. Maybe that’s not in the subversive, alternative scripture he boasted of teaching in contradiction to canon.

He’s so fucking full of shit. What a loser, desperate to talk to Hunchy and to chat with the NEETs in the audience. Nick Rekieta is by far the trashiest, most pathetic person I’ve ever seen emerge from a family of millionaires.

More speicifically, the Koine Greek work 'pharmakeia' (oft confusingly translated 'sorcery or 'witchcraft') is the direct predecessor to the modern word 'pharmacy' or 'pharmaceutical'.

Not that I expect Nick be a real scholar...

what does everyone here think? does rekieta really really believe he is a christian or is rekieta just trolling as a christian to own the chuds?

i think, during the 2010s, rekieta talked himself to believing he was a christian due to external irl social pressures, but, after the johnny deep/rittenhouse trials and before his arrest, rekeita reverted back to his degenerate self and indulged into his baser needs due to his belief he no longer needed his irl social circle.

He is playing the part for social advantage. He is a reckless and gutless social chameleon with no coherent form of moral centre beyond self-gratification.

At 4:30, Nick is talking about Hedonism 2. He outright states that he was there twice. Confirming what we already guessed at here. Seems like eventually we're always proven right.

Lol. Every time Nick talks about Hedonism II now, people say "oh, he finally admitted it!"

He admitted it back in October, actually. It is a big thread, so maybe people missed it.

Anyways, his new cope on that one was that he went, but he and Kayla didn't swing.

Which is bullshit. It's a goddamned swingers resort. Why not go to a normal resort if you're not there for swinging?

Also bookmarked for OP update. Thanks to you both!

 

[JamFlowMan]

Nick explained he isn't a cuck because he wasn't turned on watching Aaron do his wife. Nick has re-defined cuck down from letting other men do your wife to only covering experiencing public glee at another guy doing your wife. Its a really lame cope. But totally expected from wordsmith Nick.

Using that definition Maddox isn't a cuck either. It is very on brand for current day Nick to somehow retroactively build his whole channel on sand to spite his ex-boyfriend today.

 

[not william stenchever]

what does everyone here think? does rekieta really really believe he is a christian or is rekieta just trolling as a christian to own the chuds?

He's about as christian as the current pope, using the trappings of the faith to argue for degeneracy, illegal activity, and an unhealthy love of swarthy gentlemen.

 

[koos koets]

Is Nick so pathetic that he ignores being made fun of by that disgusting pedomelton and fans or is his brain so full of holes that he realy does not notice it? I guess the answer is yes.

 

[Strix454]

Is this new lore? I am bookmarking it in my post for an OP update that is due.

Yes. I think its new lore. But his mother may had other jobs beyond just working in mortgages.

Though her working in mortgages I guess potentially explains how Nick probably got into doing mortgages as well.

 

[AnOminous]

Any real parent can tell you that you'd instruct them to gather them up and leave them in one area of the house, laundry room, or put them in a pile in their own bedroom for the parent to move to the laundry, this is if you're giving them an efficient task. Not strewn all over every room or communal area in a huge dwelling... I would not be happy if my children did something like that.

He's insisting now they were neatly piled and sorted and threw in the completely extraneous detail about charity to make himself look good and as one of those liar's tell liars include although they're completely unnecessary to make their bullshit lies look good (even though it just makes them look even more like lies).

Yet somehow the charity story never came up before. There is nothing in this whole farrago of lies Nick is incessantly vomiting at the world that makes sense. The only story that makes sense is the one the cops and literally everyone who isn't Nick told, and that is the truth.

Their "God says we can't turn on lights on Shabbat, but if we have a lamp that's always on and uses this mechanism to block and unblock the light, that's technically not turning the light on!" is the same as "Jesus never said anything about cocaine, something that wouldn't be invented for almost 2,000 years after his death" except the Jewish one at least requires some engineering.

Except there is no such "law." I don't know if you know this but the Torah is from thousands of years ago. You know, before electricity even existed. The prohibition was on "cooking" and "burning." The only reason the Orthodox even interpreted electric light as that is the filament and then generalized that to electricity in general at a time when it was a rare thing.

By your buttfuck retarded interpretation, which absolutely no Jew in the world shares, they'd have to turn off dialysis machines and life support every Sabbath and die in droves.

 

[Pentamidine]

- Nick claims that at trial, he and April will talk about how Aaron agreed early on that their swinging had to be kept absolutely secret because of the enormous damage it could do to any of them as "public people". Nick seemed to be enthusiastically suggesting that he intended to go into great detail about all aspects of his swinger relationship at trial.

They did the hot tub stream where they hinted they were wife swapping, then we had the whole episode of Nick in his underwear running in and licking Aaron. Nick clearly wanted everyone to know they were wife swapping. Remember - he said he dropped hints about Hedonism because he WANTED people to know about it, he did the same thing with the Qover.

Yeah I know - Rekieta lied, shocker. This one's just so facially false, it's wild that he expects anyone to believe it.