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- Sep 20, 2016
The thought of JaeBae spending the last four days sleeping on a jail bunk and—better yet—subsisting on jail food makes me want to go cavort through a mountain meadow and burst into song. Think Julie Andrews in the opening scene of The Sound of Music, reimagined as an early GenXer hag in ratty old Carhartts and a Motörhead t-shirt crusted with paint stains. (Just don't stick around for the moment I burst into song, because you will regret it.)
Enjoy those baloney sandwiches, gorl. If you stay in jail long enough, the weight's just going to fall off.
Honestly, I'm surprised she wasn't arraigned and then released on her own recognizance, especially given that she's an unemployed, oxygen-dependent deathfat with multiple serious health conditions and limited mobility; she poses a real liability while incarcerated. That the judge bothered to demand bail (especially if she's a first-time offender) makes me think she really earned that felony 3rd-degree assault charge. Here is the statute defining 3rd-degree assault in Washington State, but basically, it includes various categories of people who, if you assault them in the course of their work, increases the seriousness of the charge. That includes cops and health care workers.
So did she punch a nurse for not giving her what she wanted? Or did she take a swing at a cop who responded to the call? I want to see that police report so bad right now.
And I love that nobody has posted bail for her. It's only $250 to get her fat ass out of jail, yet she hasn't done it herself and nobody else has stepped forward to do it. Which can mean a variety of things: she doesn't have the money herself; nobody who actually cares about her has the money; and/or nobody cares about her, period, and they're content to let her enjoy an extended vacation at the Graybar Hotel.
Enjoy those baloney sandwiches, gorl. If you stay in jail long enough, the weight's just going to fall off.
Honestly, I'm surprised she wasn't arraigned and then released on her own recognizance, especially given that she's an unemployed, oxygen-dependent deathfat with multiple serious health conditions and limited mobility; she poses a real liability while incarcerated. That the judge bothered to demand bail (especially if she's a first-time offender) makes me think she really earned that felony 3rd-degree assault charge. Here is the statute defining 3rd-degree assault in Washington State, but basically, it includes various categories of people who, if you assault them in the course of their work, increases the seriousness of the charge. That includes cops and health care workers.
So did she punch a nurse for not giving her what she wanted? Or did she take a swing at a cop who responded to the call? I want to see that police report so bad right now.
And I love that nobody has posted bail for her. It's only $250 to get her fat ass out of jail, yet she hasn't done it herself and nobody else has stepped forward to do it. Which can mean a variety of things: she doesn't have the money herself; nobody who actually cares about her has the money; and/or nobody cares about her, period, and they're content to let her enjoy an extended vacation at the Graybar Hotel.
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