Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

Charlie Delicious said:
View attachment 7051249Becky laments the Oscars not throwing a fit to her liking

Someone better be giving an anti MAGA speech at the baby's next birthdayb or else
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Sorry Becky, your social credit score isn’t nearly what it needs to be for your betters to save you. When the shit goes down you’ll be stuck outside the walls of the West Hollywood Enclave exclusion zone just like the rest of us untouchables.
 
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Pot calls kettle black

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metroid_fetish_ii said:
Bitch can't even stand in lines to ride the attractions at Disney. The only violence she could cause would be accidentally slapping someone with her bingo wings while flailing uncontrollably as they stand just out of waddle distance.
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Becky couldn’t cause violence intentionally if she strapped a vest of C4 and ball bearings over her lewd Slavic funbags and headed off to market. Not only would the vest detonate at random without somehow killing her, she would then immediately set to making herself out to be the victim, rather than the 50 recently atomized orphans.
 
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Terffals said:
Becky, on literally any topic:
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This is the absolutely worthless bitch who let her daughter sit around stark naked in a completely un-childproofed home for months, publicly posted pictures of her for Twitter pedophiles and the fetlife weirdoes she cucks her other cucks with, let her get her head deformed, left drugs and drug paraphernalia lying around in the open, screams and has mental breakdowns if the baby cries, etc.

This CUNT talking shit about anyone else. . .
 
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Becky, who brags about ignoring her kid and being minimally involved, who predicted her daughter would be disabled before she was even born, who gave her a trans name to make sure Hax had a good name in case she wanted to dude out, thinking she could fix her mouth to ever cast judgment on another parent is hilarious. Becky can’t be trusted with the dingleberries between her ass cheeks, much less with her own daughter, much less as an authority on what others do with their kids. Cute lil rage bait or whatever though it’d be more effective coming from someone who actually mothered her child.
 
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Stinkyboy said:
SO she's not vaccinating Hannnuh, because if she was, then another kid not getting vaccinated wouldnt matter
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I think it’s the opposite, because provaxxers never acknowledge that contradiction, and if they do, they start off on tangents about medical exemptions (valid for their kid but not yours, no matter what) I think it’s the one thing thats just always been done, but people are starting to question the necessity after the Covid farce and the trans kids debate. I think this retard is patting herself on the back for taking Hannah to her scheduled well appointments because it’s the one metric that she can be judged as “perfect” lol, she’s certainly not bragging about Hannah counting to five or pointing to the lion on the book because those things take effort.

Vaxes are hot in the news and wider cultural debate right now, with a lot of conservatives questioning them, this is just more vapid signaling to the choir and Becky seething at conservatives. She’s an outlier in her circle having a child. So when she preaches about parents what she means is conservative couples who loved each other enough to commit exclusively. Becky had to collect like three cucks and a semen cup to even ape as being half as fulfilled as the people who live rent free in her mind. Yelling into the void and calling them child abusers and they don’t even know she exists lol.
 
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It’s pretty common in online mom spaces on Reddit and the like for women to grandstand about how they are so much better than those filthy antivaxers. It’s like a two-minutes-hate type activity because they don’t congregate in any place that might overlap with crunchy granola mamas who don’t trust vaccines, so no immediate response.

Other things they love to grandstand about:
1. Mother in laws in the delivery room
2. Cosleeping being evil
3. Carseats
4. Formula feeding being EXACTLY AS GOOD AS BREASTFEEDING
 
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I would like to say, once again, how fucking stupid and over dramatic it is to describe failed IVF embryo implantations as a “miscarriages.” It’s certainly disappointing and expensive, but you basically just get your period. If you were trying to get pregnant the old fashioned way, you wouldn’t even know anything happened. It’s like describing a paper cut as an amputation.
 
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The Judean People's Front said:
NymphoMancy (how I remember his name in my head)
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I used to think his Twitter name was Nymphomancy. It's certainly a better name than Nymphomachy.\
Stinkyboy said:
SO she's not vaccinating Hannnuh, because if she was, then another kid not getting vaccinated wouldnt matter
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Not necessarily. Herd immunity is important, as evidenced by the recent measles outbreaks.
 
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Becky can't possibly make a cake because it's impossible to do that with a baby and pets, who must all be left alone with one another for an hour if a cake is baked. She must spend as much money as possible, instead of baking something herself even while unemployed and begging for funds.

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The best part is that what she actually wants is a King Cake, which is traditional for New Orleans. But she's asking for a "Three Kings Cake," which is a treat for Three Kings Day on January 6.

Someone gently tries to correct her, but she acts like she already knew and totally wanted the Mexican one.

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Except that cake doesn't have a "toy inside." She has no idea what she's asking for, and it's a very French Catholic thing to want. I can't wait for her to tell people that this has been her tradition for so long and is so important to her that it's all that's keeping her alive.
 
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Diana Moon Glampers said:
Becky can't possibly make a cake because it's impossible to do that with a baby and pets, who must all be left alone with one another for an hour if a cake is baked. She must spend as much money as possible, instead of baking something herself even while unemployed and begging for funds.

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The best part is that what she actually wants is a King Cake, which is traditional for New Orleans. But she's asking for a "Three Kings Cake," which is a treat for Three Kings Day on January 6.

Someone gently tries to correct her, but she acts like she already knew and totally wanted the Mexican one.

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Except that cake doesn't have a "toy inside." She has no idea what she's asking for, and it's a very French Catholic thing to want. I can't wait for her to tell people that this has been her tradition for so long and is so important to her that it's all that's keeping her alive.
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What does she think baking a cake entails? Just shows she's never ever made one and has no idea what goes into such a thing. Spoiled bitch.

For the record, without power leveling, it's entirely possible to bake a cake while wrangling a toddler and many animals (most of whom probably sleep all day, cmon Becky). Especially in a house with at least three unemployed adults. It's not very intensive at all, and she could actually use the mixer I've seen on the counter in the McHostel.
 
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Diana Moon Glampers said:
Becky can't possibly make a cake because it's impossible to do that with a baby and pets, who must all be left alone with one another for an hour if a cake is baked. She must spend as much money as possible, instead of baking something herself even while unemployed and begging for funds.

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The best part is that what she actually wants is a King Cake, which is traditional for New Orleans. But she's asking for a "Three Kings Cake," which is a treat for Three Kings Day on January 6.

Someone gently tries to correct her, but she acts like she already knew and totally wanted the Mexican one.

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Except that cake doesn't have a "toy inside." She has no idea what she's asking for, and it's a very French Catholic thing to want. I can't wait for her to tell people that this has been her tradition for so long and is so important to her that it's all that's keeping her alive.
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In keeping with her title as "The Most Miserable Bitch on Earth", may her bon temps never ever rouler.

Also, no. One cannot get King Cake (or any authentic Cajun / Southern Louisiana cuisine) in Los Angeles.
There may be a French-from-France patisserie somewhere, but she won't know what to ask for -- if anyone else is curious, it's galette du rois en français and it's pretty tasty.
 
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