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When will Jack drop dead?

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Fox Sports: "Based on the most recent odds (+100000), the Raiders have a 0.1% chance of winning the Super Bowl."

So Jack clearly doesnt watch football (that's fine). But, is he seriously saying he just bet fifty bucks on them? What a fucking waste of money. I wonder if Jr. got him hooked on the degenerate sports gambling cycle.
Jack has a better chance of being able to use his right arm again than the Raiders winning a Super Bowl. They haven't been a relevant organization since the early 80s, and the one time it looked like they were going to be one again ended with their coach having a meltdown on live TV.
 
Fox Sports: "Based on the most recent odds (+100000), the Raiders have a 0.1% chance of winning the Super Bowl."

So Jack clearly doesnt watch football (that's fine). But, is he seriously saying he just bet fifty bucks on them? What a fucking waste of money. I wonder if Jr. got him hooked on the degenerate sports gambling cycle.
On the livestream he did a couple weeks ago, he said he was picking the Chargers. :story: So he's not just a filthy bandwagoner but one who can't even make up his mind or keep his story straight week to week. Also the Raiders and Chargers are division rivals, lol.

And no, Jack doesn't watch football... he's just always liked to pretend he does. It's key to his "manliness" larp. Because anyone who even casually followed the NFL would know 1) the AFC is dramatically top-heavy and 2) the Raiders have been cursed for decades. And anyone who did a minute of research (before recommending bets to people) would know the AFC West sent three of its four teams to the playoffs last year with winning records. Meanwhile that fourth team, the Raiders, don't even have a QB (as his FB friend said).
 
Jack would theoretically be the perfect sports gambler. Opinionated, uninformed, bad with money, easily drawn by shiny things into betting regularly, and completely mentally unable to process odds on anything more complicated than a coin flip.

I remember seeing in a Youtube video about the stuff that the apps offer chained bets for even longer odds and bigger payouts. I wonder if Jacks stupidly building impossible bets or just chaining shit randomly because green checkmark means good right, and bigger odds means more money.
 
Jack would theoretically be the perfect sports gambler. Opinionated, uninformed, bad with money, easily drawn by shiny things into betting regularly, and completely mentally unable to process odds on anything more complicated than a coin flip.
It's optimistic to think he can understand a coin flip. He's the kind of mark you could sell a "fool-proof betting method" for winning coin flips.
 
This may be sport-sperging but what Jack said next pissed me off to no end.
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There's no way in hell the Raiders will be good the next season. Their finances are still fucked from the move, their team design is filled with dead contracts and bad coaching and ownership. They'd need a rebuild to really contend for much, and at best they might possibly reach wildcard ability if luck plays in their favor. It ain't happening, not until the ownership changes hands and a big rebuild happens or a couple of divisional rivals have a meltdown style collapse.

This is something that a bandwagon fan would gargle out, and I bet this fat fucking faggot was "totally a Raiders fan" back during the Al Davis 80s period. Just like how this fake ass motherfucker was a Cowboys fan during the 1990s, back when Jerry Jones accidentally created a machine.
 
This is something that a bandwagon fan would gargle out
I think it's something even simpler than that. For Jack, this is pitiful, desperate identity politics, and the Raiders are the 'bad boys' of the NFL and the Cowboys are "America's team." Jack loves to imagine he's a bad boy from his DJ days, he's totally a rebel country outlaw now, and also he loves 'MURCA so he's gotta love DA COWBOYS YEEEEHAW. It's like a small child wanting to be a superhero, nothing more complicated.
 
I think it's something even simpler than that. For Jack, this is pitiful, desperate identity politics, and the Raiders are the 'bad boys' of the NFL and the Cowboys are "America's team." Jack loves to imagine he's a bad boy from his DJ days, he's totally a rebel country outlaw now, and also he loves 'MURCA so he's gotta love DA COWBOYS YEEEEHAW. It's like a small child wanting to be a superhero, nothing more complicated.
I'd not be surprised at all that Jack does at least base some of his horrid sportsball takes based on the people he thinks are cool telling him what to think. He does do that with specific players for example, but I genuinely believe he's still a bandwagoner who bases his team affiliations based on past victories.

His favorites tend to change based on a mixture of successes and on the statements made by football players in his circle of losers in general. Also note that his cowboys love is very likely due to their 1970s and 1990s performances in general, and Jack is such a narc he can't stand losing by proxy.
 
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Keeping with the sports theme as of late the big man is 'sporting' a cool new cap! Looks like he ordered it off Temu with the fake rips/fading.

He's a workin' man.

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