Containment Random Chris Updates

[Mariposa Electrique]

Please do not ask me any questions; just feel glad that I am on your side now and from now on the issues.

So, all lesbians should be grateful that Chris is on their side as opposed to unsuccessfully trying to oppress them with homophobic slurs.

Lol, Chris raving about sex he will never have after he was trying to aggrandize himself to people, who don't even want him around.

...so is he a gay or not? I cannot even tell any more.

Hopefully, in a few years he'll try to identify as a female pubic hair when he finally realizes that lesbians don't want to put up with him sexually or romantically...it's the only way he'll get any action.
BTW, I can't believe that Chris has gotten fatter, yet he still managed to age so poorly.

Chris does not even know that it's inappropriate to ask a woman how it feels to have a vagina.

 

[Silvally]

I think he's whatever is most convenient for him

Actually its the opposite he's what ever will help his victim complex

 

[UptownRuckus]

Actually its the opposite he's what ever will help his victim complex

I change my mind. You are right about that good person

 

[CaptainKidd]

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I wonder how much time Chris browses buzzfeed just doing quizzes. It's a an easy way to kill time and Chris has all the time in the world, so...

 

[Kumatora]

Reminds me of those spam "Win PSN/XBL/Steam gift card" accounts.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

The real irony here is that Chris is straight.

"...you Have to also realize that I still have the Ugly Growth that if we were in bed, you could enjoy this near seven incher damn cock!"

Yeah, what a lesbian you are Chris.

 

[Jack Awful]

The real irony here is that Chris is straight.

I dunno.
He had to try awfully hard to push gay thoughts out of his mind.
Bisexual?

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Actually its the opposite he's what ever will help his victim complex

I think we're all holding out hope that he settles into the role of oppressed male. Barring that, I'd settle for sassy Hindu woman.

 

[whitepaws]

Chris's Facebook story about losing his virginity has been posted on Ebaumsworld here: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/23-facebook-fails-filled-with-cringe/85272215/ (picture 19)
(this seemed too trivial for its own thread, so posting it here instead)

 

[Jack Awful]

Chris's Facebook story about losing his virginity has been posted on Ebaumsworld here: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/23-facebook-fails-filled-with-cringe/85272215/ (picture 19)
(this seemed too trivial for its own thread, so posting it here instead)

A couple of those (including Chris' whore story) are from the Cringechannel, which I used to post to.
I forget, but they could have stolen that pic from me.

 

[Justlurkin]

I can't wait to see Chris's reaction to the bathroom strikedown Trump just did.
Just before his birthday too!

 

[UptownRuckus]

I can't wait to see Chris's reaction to the bathroom strikedown Trump just did.
Just before his birthday too!

I am fairly sure there will be retaliation. Our favorite lolboy always comments on these kinds of things.

 

[Suicidal Emo Panda]

I can't wait to see Chris's reaction to the bathroom strikedown Trump just did.
Just before his birthday too!

His dreams of walking into the women's restroom are shattered.

 

[UptownRuckus]

His dreams of walking into the women's restroom are shattered.

Well it is all pretty in there. Girls don't shit their pants

 

[PS1gamenwatch]

Well it is all pretty in there. Girls don't shit their pants

They still shit.

 

[Krispum Western Chumbler]

The real irony here is that Chris is straight.

Chris Chandler: "but I don't do ANAL"

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris Chandler: "but I don't do ANAL For at least one expensive set of Lego or MLP Skirts"

FTFY

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Chris isn't intersex. Intersex is when a person is born with reproductive organs that don't fit the standard male/female thing.

Chris has a functioning pickle, so he is not intersex.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris isn't intersex. Intersex is when a person is born with reproductive organs that don't fit the standard male/female thing.

Chris has a functioning pickle, so he is not intersex.

No need to explain it to me, I didn't even make the damn video. These are all Chris' words and doing.

 

[Jack Awful]

I can't wait to see Chris's reaction to the bathroom strikedown Trump just did.
Just before his birthday too!

The worst part is, it'll probably be about as sane as some of the reactions some people have had...